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Chapter 849: The Jealous Kings Showdown Upgraded! [Hilarious] · Oct 30, 2026

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801 Chapter 801: Sister Xin Drops a Small Vest (Part 2) 2026-10-30
802 Chapter 802: Sister Xin Drops Her Disguise (3) 2026-10-30
803 Chapter 803: Sister Xin Drops Her Disguise (Part 4) 2026-10-30
804 Chapter 804: Xiangxiang’s True Identity Revealed (Must Read) 2026-10-30
805 Chapter 805: Mr. Emperor Tightly Hugged Her from Behind 2026-10-30
806 Chapter 806: Mr. Emperor’s Complete Confession 2026-10-30
807 Chapter 807: He’s the Boss Behind the Scenes??? 2026-10-30
808 Chapter 808: Young Master Wants to Set Up His Rival Again! 2026-10-30
809 Chapter 809: The Young Madam Still Wants a Divorce?! 2026-10-30
810 Chapter 810: He Fed Her by Hand 2026-10-30
811 Chapter 811: What Good Does Destroying Her Do for Them? 2026-10-30
812 Chapter 812: A Guy Who Knows How to Care and Comfort 2026-10-30
813 Chapter 813: Don’t You Want to Know Where Your Blood Went? 2026-10-30
814 Chapter 814: Where Did Qin Xin’s Blood Go? 2026-10-30
815 Chapter 815: Qin the Big Shot’s Whimsical Move: ”Forwarded! 2026-10-30
816 Chapter 816: She Was Sweetened 2026-10-30
817 Chapter 817: Bizarre Reason for Breaking Off the Engagement; Young Master’s Fury [1] 2026-10-30
818 Chapter 818: Bizarre Reason for Breaking Off the Engagement; Young Master’s Fury [2] 2026-10-30
819 Chapter 819: Mr. Nalan’s Attitude 2026-10-30
820 Chapter 820: Love Me, Love My Dog—He Has No Principles When It Comes to Her 2026-10-30
821 Chapter 821: The Most Romantic Date (Part 1) 2026-10-30
822 Chapter 822: The Most Romantic Date (Part 2) 2026-10-30
823 Chapter 823: The Most Romantic Date (Part 3) 2026-10-30
824 Chapter 824: The Most Romantic Date (Part 4) 2026-10-30
825 Chapter 825: Mr. Young Master Is a Sis-Con 2026-10-30
826 Chapter 826: The Neighborly Big Brother Is a Real Boss 2026-10-30
827 Chapter 827: Madam Really Doesn’t Remember the Past? 2026-10-30
828 Chapter 828: Your Bed Feels So Familiar to Me 2026-10-30
829 Chapter 829: The Boss Was Adorable and Silly as a Kid! 2026-10-30
830 Chapter 830: Chasing Him to Marry [Hilarious] 2026-10-30
831 Chapter 831: The Truth Behind the Blood Exchange Years Ago 2026-10-30
832 Chapter 832: Mr. Nalan Wants to Prove His ”Innocence”? 2026-10-30
833 Chapter 833: The Scheming Mr. Big Gray Wolf [Hilarious] 2026-10-30
834 Chapter 834: Important Experience for Dating Girls 2026-10-30
835 Chapter 835: Bro, Who’s More Important in Your Heart, Your Sister or Your Sister-in-law? [Deadly Question] 2026-10-30
836 Chapter 836: Mr. Emperor’s Answer, Sweet! 2026-10-30
837 Chapter 837: Sister Xin’s Question: Have You Ever Kissed a Man? 2026-10-30
838 Chapter 838: Hung on the Tree, Turned into a Lemon精! 2026-10-30
839 Chapter 839: What Does He Really Love About Her? 2026-10-30
840 Chapter 840: Has Mr. Emperor Had a Change of Heart? 2026-10-30
841 Chapter 841: Queen’s Secret Identity Is About to Be Exposed Again 2026-10-30
842 Chapter 842: Taken by the Machines 2026-10-30
843 Chapter 843: The Struggles Between Men Are All for Women 2026-10-30
844 Chapter 844: Mistaking Her for a Junior High School Girl 2026-10-30
845 Chapter 845: Brother-in-Law Is So, So Doting! 2026-10-30
846 Chapter 846: Helping the Little Lady Play Matchmaker 2026-10-30
847 Chapter 847: Brother-in-Law’s Super Effective Trump Card 2026-10-30
848 Chapter 848: Battle of the Jealous Kings! 2026-10-30
849 Chapter 849: The Jealous Kings Showdown Upgraded! [Hilarious] 2026-10-30
850 Chapter 850: Young People Really Know How to Date 2026-10-30

At this very moment.

Si Mansion.

Si Moyu was lying in the ward that used to be his bedroom, roaring at his phone screen, ”Nalan Ye Jue, you shameless scheming wolf, you ruined my flowers and you still want to steal my thunder?”

He’d sent his men to Qin Xiaoshuang’s school to live‑stream Qin Xin’s situation for him.

And this is what he saw?

He even saw Nalan Ye Jue and Qin Xin on the starting line, their feet tied together, arms linked, and at the referee’s signal, they started a two‑person three‑legged race!

Talk about intimate.

Talk about jealousy‑inducing.

”Idiot, Nalan Ye Jue, do you even know how to race walk?”

”You damn cripple, are your legs prosthetics or what, how can you be that slow!”

”Kao, you’re picking up speed? Don’t tell me the prosthetics are electric?”

Si Moyu was paying more attention to the race than the referee.

He was so mad he smashed his phone three times during halftime.

When he saw Nalan Ye Jue’s arm wrapping around Qin Xin’s neck, he almost smashed the bed too.

In the end, when he saw them win first place in the parents’ race, he directly hurled his phone at the wall.

”Crack—” The screen shattered.

His subordinates were trembling in fear—wasn’t Queen supposed to be some miracle doctor, so why did the boss come out of surgery today even crazier, with behavior even more brain‑dead?

Si Moyu sulked on the bed for a while.

After a bit, he suddenly let out a muffled chuckle. ”Nalan Ye Jue, what’s it worth to join some lame‑leg race? I’m going to give her something way more romantic!”

On the field, Qin Xin held the champion medal, unable to help a sigh of emotion.

She really hadn’t expected the man’s steps to match hers so well.

You have to know they’d never practiced together, yet on the field they were that in sync.

Other parents kept tripping over themselves, but they charged straight to the finish. They really did bring Qin Xiaoshuang a ton of glory.

Afterwards, practically all the parents in the school were asking which class this god‑tier mom and dad couple belonged to... whose parents they were.

Qin Xiaoshuang was so excited he couldn’t even speak, his face full of pride.

Just as the entire school was buzzing about this god‑tier parent duo.

Suddenly, above the school, a neat formation of helicopters flew by, catching everyone’s attention.

Every helicopter had a banner hanging from it.

”Thank you, my goddess.”

”Thank you for spending this morning alone with me.”

”Thank you for personally stitching up my wound.”

”Thank you for living in this world with me and breathing the same sky.”

”From now on I can only address you formally as ’Ma’am’, because you’re in my heart.”

”I want to write your name on a cigarette and breathe it into my lungs, so you can be closer to my heart.”

”I know you must be very busy today, so just read the first three words of this sentence.”

”...”

Line after line of cringe‑inducing moves practically blinded all the teachers, students, and parents.

Nalan Ye Jue had just opened his mouth to say he’d already played the helicopter formation gag before, and Si Moyu was shamelessly copying him.

But when he saw the banners Si Moyu had the helicopters hang down...

He had to admit these disgusting, shamelessly cheesy lines were something he really couldn’t say.

Worse yet, as the helicopters swept over the school, almost at the same time, they sprinkled countless red rose petals.

A sky full of red roses plus those syrupy confessions—honestly, it was swoon city.

This lunatic Si Moyu!

He narrowed his eyes, drew in a breath, pulled Qin Xin into his arms, and bent down to kiss her. ”Don’t look.”

Qin Xin: ”Mmph...”

She didn’t even know what was going on, okay.

Si Moyu had just switched to a new phone and resumed watching the live stream, wanting to see if Qin Xin would be super moved by his ultra‑creative helicopter confession and rose‑filled sky.

But the camera suddenly shook, and what he saw instead was Nalan Ye Jue kissing her.

He almost choked on his own breath.

A provocation.

This was the scheming wolf’s provocation!

The ultimate showdown of the Jealousy Kings!

He was just about to crack his knuckles and keep going head‑to‑head with Nalan Ye Jue.

When a subordinate suddenly rushed in, panicked. ”Boss, bad news, the young master is missing.”

It was news that Hu Yi had disappeared!

[Master Yun: Goodnight kiss! 8 updates, we’ll keep cranking up the plot tomorrow night, get ready for your heartbeat to go wild!]

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