Invincible Little School Doctor

Chapter 1033: Chapter 1032: It’s all fake! (2 more updates)

Ye Haochuan didn’t go looking for Wang Kefei directly; instead, he brought Xie Qi back to the Long Family first. As soon as he stepped through the door, he ran into Long Xiaotian.

”You brat, when will you stop? Do you really think my place is your playground to mess around in?” Seeing Ye Haochuan drag another woman back, Long Xiaotian snapped irritably.

”What are you thinking? I’m not interested in trash like her,” Ye Haochuan sneered with his lips curled.

Long Xiaotian’s face darkened. Xie Qi might not be a top-tier beauty, but she was still pretty attractive. To hear Ye Haochuan dismiss her like this was beyond his expectation.

”Give me a break. You knocked her out, obviously trying to ***. Let me remind you, cultivators harming ordinary people is a serious offense. Tread carefully, kid!” Long Xiaotian warned with a strange look on his face.

Damn it, you think I’m that kind of creep!

Ye Haochuan cursed inwardly and scoffed, ”I can’t be bothered to waste time arguing with you, you old bachelor. If you’re into her, you can keep her after I’m done with my business. Don’t bother me right now!”

After that, he didn’t wait for Long Xiaotian to respond and directly carried Xie Qi into the room.

”This kid really considers this place his own house, huh?” Long Xiaotian shook his head and chuckled. Despite his complaints, his face showed not the slightest hint of displeasure.

”Ghost Escape Technique!”

As soon as Ye Haochuan entered the room, he activated the Ghost Escape Technique, taking full control of Xie Qi’s body. He chose to use it here to ensure better protection for his real body. Unlike Li Mei, Ye Haochuan’s physical body couldn’t move once he utilized the technique.

Using Xie Qi’s body, Ye Haochuan drove a car out and soon arrived at the Imperial City TV Station.

”What are you here for? Without a work badge...” A few guards tried to block Ye Haochuan, but strangely, their bodies froze mid-action, and their words were cut off halfway.

Ye Haochuan walked straight into the broadcasting hall where Wang Kefei was. Coincidentally, today was the final round of a singing competition being live-broadcast.

The auditorium was packed with people, the cheers growing louder and louder. As soon as Ye Haochuan stepped in, it felt like his eardrums were about to burst.

A contestant on stage was singing beautifully. Wang Kefei, both a judge and the finale performer of the evening, sat in the most prominent seat on the panel.

Seeing Wang Kefei’s overly innocent smile, Ye Haochuan couldn’t help but snort.

Damn it, scheming behind the scenes to frame Su Yingxue, yet acting all carefree on live television. This woman is truly black-hearted.

Ye Haochuan sneered coldly and quickly squeezed through the crowd.

”Hey, isn’t that Xie Qi? What’s she doing here?” Someone in the crowd immediately recognized Xie Qi, exclaiming in surprise.

”It’s really her! I never thought I’d see a celebrity up close like this. I have to get an autograph!”

”Didn’t know you liked her. Why do you want her autograph?”

”Liking her isn’t the point—she’s a celebrity, isn’t she?...”

Hearing the chatter around him, Ye Haochuan couldn’t help but chuckle bitterly. These die-hard fans are ridiculously brainless—what’s so special about celebrities? Aren’t they still just people with two shoulders and one head, eating when hungry and using the bathroom when needed? Is their waste somehow blessed just because they’re famous?

It’s fans like these, who worship celebrities blindly, that have turned today’s entertainment industry into such a farce.

Despite his grievances, Ye Haochuan didn’t waste time arguing with them.

”Mystifying Steps!”

Ye Haochuan employed Mystifying Steps, suppressing his speed slightly so that even in the crowded hall, he deftly found gaps to slip through.

The chaos spread among the audience as more and more people were affected. In moments, the seating area was a mess!

”What’s going on?” The director, startled by the sudden unrest, panicked. This was a live broadcast—any incident could spell disaster.

”I... it seems Xie Qi barged in!” The assistant stammered in shock.

”Desperate for fame? Does she have a death wish bringing this nonsense here? Call security immediately and have her thrown out!” The director barked coldly. ”And blacklist her! Barging onto my station—this is career suicide!”

Clearly, Liu Yong, the director, was no small figure in the entertainment industry. With that command, the assistant knew Xie Qi’s career was doomed.

Soon, a group of guards rushed into the hall, surrounding Ye Haochuan.

Ye Haochuan sneered. A Foundation Establishment Expert trapped by mere mortals? That would be laughably embarrassing.

In a flash, Ye Haochuan evaded the guards and leapt onto the stage. Snatching the microphone from the singer, he struck a pose he considered seductive and said, ”Singing all night is boring—how about I show everyone a dance instead?”

Before he finished speaking, he began quickly stripping. Of course, he was stripping Xie Qi’s clothes.

A cream-colored bra wrapped around a pair of reasonably full breasts came into view. But Ye Haochuan didn’t stop—he tore the bra away completely.

The once-perky chest sagged immediately, with fake silicone pads tumbling down.

”Tch, turns out they’re fake...” The audience groaned in disappointment, though most of the men roared with excitement.

Holy hell, they’d thought this was just a singing competition—who could’ve expected such a hot and chaotic live show? It was exhilarating!

”Get this trash off the stage now!” Liu Yong was furious, his face turning green. This was a live broadcast—if this got leaked, his reputation in the industry would be finished!

But to his dismay, the guards seemed to freeze where they stood, completely ignoring him.

”Useless idiots!” Liu Yong ground his teeth, silently cursing. With no one taking action, he decided to intervene personally.

But after two steps forward, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his chest, as if he’d been pricked by a needle. His body immediately froze, rendered immobile.

The same fate befell the camera crew and the performers; everyone was paralyzed, forced to witness ”Xie Qi” rampage unimpeded.

”What the hell are you even doing?!” The only person able to speak now was Wang Kefei, shouting loudly in frustration.

She was unaware of the paranormal forces affecting everyone else, and seeing nobody move, she furiously stomped toward ”Xie Qi” to push her off the stage.

Unexpectedly, when Wang Kefei got close, ”Xie Qi” suddenly swung her arm and slapped her hard.

Smack~

The crisp sound echoed, revealing a disfigured face to the nation’s viewers—a crooked nose and a warped mouth.

”Fuck, didn’t she claim to be a natural beauty? This isn’t natural at all!” Someone in the audience shouted, voicing the sentiments of viewers around the country.

”Trash, liar! I’m never listening to her songs again!”

”What songs? Bet she lip-syncs anyway. Just seeing that messed-up face makes me want to puke!”

The broadcasting hall erupted in jeers and insults.

Ye Haochuan grinned wickedly. This was exactly the effect he’d hoped for. But if things stopped here, it’d be way too dull!