Invincible Little School Doctor

Chapter 853: Chapter 852: Xuanmen Inspection Team (8 Updates)

”What trouble have you stirred up now, kid?” Long Xiaotian grumbled as soon as he answered the phone.

”Come on, do I look like the kind of person who only knows how to cause trouble, as a model youth of the new century?” Ye Haochuan said with a face full of frustration.

”Cut the crap, I know you too well. It’s definitely no good when you reach out to me!”

Damn it, I’m always the passive one, alright? Do you think I just love causing trouble? Who’s to blame for all these clueless people around?

Ye Haochuan pursed his lips, then chuckled and said, ”It’s something good, really good this time! I have a friend who wants to apply for the Xuanmen Inspection Team. Isn’t that great?”

”To you maybe, but how does it benefit me?” Long Xiaotian said, quite speechlessly.

”How can you say it’s not good? If she gets into the Xuanmen Inspection Team, one day if your son gets into trouble, you’ll also be able to pull some strings and have someone to back you up, right?” Ye Haochuan chuckled mischievously.

”Get lost! I’ve lived nearly a hundred years and I’ve never seen anyone as shameless as you!” Long Xiaotian almost smashed his phone in anger.

”Thanks for the compliment; shamelessness is the greatest pursuit of my life. I’m honored to have your acknowledgement, hehe!” Ye Haochuan laughed slyly.

Long Xiaotian couldn’t help but be amused by Ye Haochuan, and with a more serious tone said, ”Alright, enough chit-chat! The Xuanmen Inspection Team is a separate department, and there’s nothing I can do to help. If she wants in, she’ll have to get in on her own merit!”

”Please, do I look like the kind of person who would use connections to get by? I just want to know how to apply!” Ye Haochuan retorted with a pout.

Long Xiaotian, face full of frustration, said irritably, ”First off, the hard requirements. To apply for the Xuanmen Inspection Team, one must have at least Postnatal Mid-Stage Cultivation. Without that, there’s no point discussing anything else!”

Postnatal Mid-Stage. Chen Yushan just meets the criteria!

Ye Haochuan was delighted and chuckled, ”That’s a piece of cake, my friend is pretty outstanding!”

”Secondly, character requirements matter. We’ll need to assess the applicant’s family background, and they’ll need a guarantor. If it’s Postnatal Cultivation, the guarantor must have Innate Cultivation. For Innate Cultivation, a Foundation Establishment Stage disciple must vouch for them, and so on!”

”What the heck is this about?” Ye Haochuan was puzzled. Is this just like applying to become a police officer, why the need for a guarantor?

”The Xuanmen Inspection Team is different from other organizations; it’s the force that maintains order and safety for those within the Xuanmen. Without trustworthy guarantees, what if we recruit someone from Hellfire or some other Evil Sect?”

”Fine, I’ll be her guarantor then!” Ye Haochuan said while pulling a face, not expecting that applying for the Xuanmen Inspection Team would be such a hassle.

”But most importantly, it’s about ability. The examination is very strict, there’s no room for falsehood. Make sure your friend is mentally prepared for it!”

”Don’t worry, I have a lot of confidence in her!” Ye Haochuan chuckled.

”Alright then, if she’s decided, let her come to the Imperial Capital. The exam must be registered for in person on-site, usually about a week after registering.”

After wrapping things up, Long Xiaotian promptly hung up the phone.

”Doesn’t seem easy! I wonder if I can make it?” After listening to Ye Haochuan, Chen Yushan expressed her hesitation with some uncertainty.

She knew she was a formidable person among the ordinary, but within the Xuanmen, she was truly nothing, which made her inevitably self-conscious.

”Don’t worry about it. At the end of the day, the Xuanmen Inspection Team is just the police within the Xuanmen. With all your years of experience as a police officer as a foundation, passing this exam should be a cinch!” Ye Haochuan said confidently.

”But if I go to the Imperial Capital, I’ll be far away from you for a long time!” Chen Yushan’s eyes were filled with reluctance.

”Don’t worry, in a few days, I’ll be heading to the Imperial Capital too!” Ye Haochuan said with a smile.

The entrance to the Sub-Thunder Element Dimension Realm is in the Imperial Capital, so Ye Haochuan must go there if he wants to enter. Also, after spending so much time in Haishan, Ye Haochuan is increasingly feeling that Haishan is too small a pond for a dragon like him to swim in freely.

”Really?” Chen Yushan asked, her face lit with excitement.

”Of course!” Seeing Chen Yushan’s eager face, Ye Haochuan felt a warmth in his heart and couldn’t help but press his lips against hers.

Chen Yushan was slightly startled, and as this wonderful tingling smooth sensation spread to her brain, her eyes began to blur.

Right at this affectionate moment, Ye Haochuan’s cell phone suddenly rang.

Damn it, ruining my mood at the crucial moment, unforgivable!

Ye Haochuan really wanted to ignore it, but Chen Yushan woke up from the ringtone and instantly blushed, moving aside.

Reluctantly, Ye Haochuan took out his phone and saw it was Long Xiaotian calling.

”Come on, Brother Long, didn’t we just talk? Missing me already?” Ye Haochuan’s tone was full of playful resentment.

”Miss you my ass, I forgot to tell you something!” Long Xiaotian spoke irritably, ”A friend’s daughter recently came to Haishan, she is looking for a guide, and I gave her your contact. She’ll probably reach out to you in a few days.”

”A friend’s daughter, how old is she? What are her measurements? Is she pretty?” At the mention of a woman, Ye Haochuan’s eyes began to gleam.

Fortunately, Chen Yushan was already used to Ye Haochuan’s unrestrained way of speaking, otherwise, she would definitely have made Ye Haochuan drink a bottle of Old Chen’s vinegar.

”You’ll see if she’s pretty when you meet her! But let me warn you, you better not mess with her, or I believe you’d die a miserable death!” Long Xiaotian said sternly.

”Since when do I mess with women, clearly it’s the women who mess with me. It’s not surprising, for a man as handsome, cool, and charming as me, which woman wouldn’t willingly fall at my jeans?” Ye Haochuan chuckled smugly.

Pfft, what a shameless guy!

Chen Yushan couldn’t help but snort lightly, her little mouth pursed in disdain.

”I’ve never seen someone as shameless as you! Anyway, I’ve warned you. If something goes wrong, don’t blame me for not saving you, because I can’t save you!”

Is it really that serious? He can’t even handle one of his juniors; this Long guy is really regressing!

Ye Haochuan despised it in his heart, jokingly, what woman can’t I charm?

Just as he thought to hang up, Long Xiaotian suddenly added, ”Don’t you want to enter the Sub-Thunder Element Dimension Realm? If she approves of you, just one pill she gives could easily boost you to the Innate Peak!”

Holy crap, that amazing?

Ye Haochuan was instantly thrilled. Although he was only a step away from reaching the Innate Peak, cultivating could take a while to break through. If he could get a pill that boosts his cultivation, it would almost be a sure thing.

”Kid, perform well!” Long Xiaotian said with a laugh before hanging up the call.

”What are you grinning about? Won a million?” Seeing Ye Haochuan standing there with a silly grin, Chen Yushan said irritably.

”Winning a million is nothing compared to this, hehe!” Thinking about the easy level-up, Ye Haochuan was overjoyed and said, ”Come on, let’s continue!”

Saying this, he tried to kiss Chen Yushan again.

But at that moment, the phone rang once more.

Damn it, will this ever end?