Invincible Little School Doctor

”You bastard! I’m going to kill you!” Xue Tao burst out in a fit of explosive rage, roaring furiously.

The goddess of his heart was insulted right before his eyes, and what’s worse, she didn’t even retort. Hearing Ye Haochuan’s description, Xue Tao could almost picture the heartbreaking scene, and how could he not be furious?

”Hey, hey, hey, a gentleman uses his words, not his fists!” Ye Haochuan made an exceedingly frightened expression and suddenly hid behind Fan Qingyin, saying with a face full of fear.

Intentionally or not, Ye Haochuan’s hands naturally landed on Fan Qingyin’s.

This hooligan! If I don’t castrate you, I won’t be a true ”Fan”!

Fan Qingyin, trembling with hatred, had to put on an indifferent facade and scolded Xue Tao angrily, ”Senior Brother Xue, what’s wrong with you? Haochuan is my boyfriend, how can you lay a hand on him?”

”I...” Xue Tao felt as if his heart had shattered, reluctantly saying, ”No! I don’t believe it! Qingyin, you’re as pure as a lotus trying to escape the mire, how could you like this kind of guy who spews filth? You must be lying to me, right?”

”That’s what you don’t understand. Women don’t love men who aren’t bad. Guys like you, always strut around acting all high and mighty, with no fun at all, how could anyone like you?” Ye Haochuan said with a mischievous grin.

”Shut your mouth, if you dare to say one more word, I’ll make sure you spend the rest of your life in a wheelchair, never to touch a woman again!” Xue Tao roared angrily at Ye Haochuan.

Jealousy! Pure, naked jealousy!

Ye Haochuan chuckled and said, ”Senior Brother Xue, why bother? Even if you beat me into needing constant care, your little brother won’t grow any bigger, will it? Why not consider the Secret Manual I told you about? That’s the real solution to your problem!”

Bastard, an underdog like you dares to compete with me for a woman? Wait until you break up with Qingyin, I’ll make sure you understand what happens when you try to steal a woman from me!

Xue Tao was so angry that his facial hair nearly stood on end, but seeing Fan Qingyin there, he realized it wouldn’t be good to attack Ye Haochuan then and there, not only would it offend Fan Qingyin, but also damage his image as a genteel gentleman.

”Kid, it’s not easy to reach Innate Mid-Stage in cultivation, don’t take your life for granted!” Xue Tao’s eyes narrowed as he let out a cold huff, poised to leave. He was going to find someone to deal with this Ye Haochuan.

”Not easy? Seems pretty simple to me, my Cultivation level just keeps soaring up without even trying, makes it hard for me to keep a low profile. Ah, you wouldn’t understand the sorrow of a genius like me!” Ye Haochuan sighed theatrically.

Xue Tao suddenly staggered, nearly tumbling to the ground.

Damn, this kid is such a show-off, isn’t he? As rare talent from the Ancient Martial Arts Sect, I spend huge amounts of time cultivating just to reach my current level. And here he is saying his Cultivation level skyrockets without any effort, if this isn’t blatant mockery, what is?

Suppressing the urge to tear Ye Haochuan to pieces on the spot, Xue Tao thought to himself, keep your arrogance for now, soon I will have you kneeling before me, licking my shoes clean.

Xue Tao left with a scornful snort, not bothering to look back.

”Qingyin, my dear, let’s go in for dinner!” said Ye Haochuan with an ominous tone, while taking the opportunity to squeeze Fan Qingyin’s hand.

”You jerk! Get your filthy hands off me!” With Xue Tao gone, Fan Qingyin finally lost her composure after enduring for so long, her face turned, and she shouted.

Sheesh, this girl sure knows how to burn bridges! She calls me over when she needs me, and turns on me the moment she doesn’t. Does she really think I’m so easy to bully?

Ye Haochuan silently cursed in his heart but put on a mischievous smile and said, ”Don’t move, that guy hasn’t left yet. If he discovers that you were acting, all your previous efforts would’ve been in vain.”

Fan Qingyin immediately felt alarmed and hurriedly looked around, indeed spotting several suspicious individuals loitering nearby.

Xue Tao’s status was not low, so it was nothing out of the ordinary for him to send a few people to secretly surveil them.

Fan Qingyin’s expression changed at once, quickly concealing her fury as she whispered, ”Let’s go, let’s go inside and have dinner!”

Since they were being watched, Fan Qingyin knew she had to continue with the act. Although she was extremely reluctant to let Ye Haochuan take advantage of her, there was no turning back now. She had no choice but to play along, albeit grudgingly.

”Get your stinky hand off me! Or else don’t blame me for not being polite!” Fan Qingyin hissed fiercely, mainly because Ye Haochuan’s hand had been far from behaving itself.

”Stinky?” Ye Haochuan put on a ”serious” face and sniffed the hand that had just touched Fan Qingyin’s, then said, ”It doesn’t stink! It smells good, don’t believe me? Sniff for yourself!”

His hand was scented with Fan Qingyin’s fragrance, how could it not smell nice?

”Pah!” Fan Qingyin gritted her teeth in anger but couldn’t cause a scene, so she could only quicken her pace to prevent Ye Haochuan from taking further advantage.

”Waiter, bring me ten of your most expensive dishes, ten servings of each!” No sooner had they sat down at the table, did Fan Qingyin instruct the waiter.

”This... Wouldn’t that be too much?” the waiter timidly asked.

What a joke, ten of the most expensive dishes and ten servings of each? That’s one hundred dishes! Not even a few tables could hold that many!

”What? You think we can’t afford it? I’ll have you know, my boyfriend is loaded with cash, right, darling?” Fan Qingyin said with a face full of triumph.

Damn it, this girl is definitely out to get me back!

Ye Haochuan chuckled and said to the waiter, ”Just do as my wife says. In addition, send a serving to every table of guests currently dining, telling them that the young master is celebrating finding a beautiful woman today, so they can share in the joy!”

”Alright, sir, please wait a moment, the dishes will be served promptly!” The waiter brightened up upon hearing the massive order and immediately turned to head towards the front desk.

The smile on Fan Qingyin’s face froze in an instant; she had intended to hit Ye Haochuan hard in the wallet, only to find out he was even bolder and didn’t care about such a small amount of money.

Fan Qingyin was blinded by frustration. After all, Ye Haochuan was now an Innate Mid-Stage master, why would he care about a trivial sum of Huaxia currency?

Seeing Fan Qingyin on the losing end, Ye Haochuan was naturally in a great mood and asked with a smile, ”Have you known that Xue guy for a long time?”

”I don’t know him!” Fan Qingyin replied grumpily, ”I met him when I was delivering a message for my master. He’s been pestering me ever since, which is why I thought of this idea. Little did I know, out of the frying pan and into the fire I jumped, letting you, a scoundrel, take advantage of me. Hmph!”

What scoundrel? I’m a super good guy, okay? Heh heh!