Invincible Little School Doctor

Chapter 739: Chapter 738: Then Slap in the Face

Ye Haochuan smiled contentedly and casually pointed at a young man with dyed yellow hair who looked flippant. ”You! Yes, you—Blondie! Stop looking around; I’m talking to you!”

Seeing Ye Haochuan calling him out, Blondie’s face showed a hint of surprise, followed by him stepping forward out of the crowd. He arrogantly yelled, ”Kid, in the future, you should call me Brother Huang, got it? What do you want?”

”Heh heh, aren’t you guys saying you’re sick? I’m here to treat you!” Ye Haochuan looked at him with a teasing gaze.

”Treat me?” Blondie was taken aback, then quickly caught on, ”Damn! I am sick! Hurry up and check me out—if you can’t cure me, I’ll kill you!”

”No problem, I guarantee immediate results, and if I can’t cure it, it’s free!” Ye Haochuan’s face broke into a sly smile as he feigned taking Blondie’s pulse.

Suddenly, the expression on Ye Haochuan’s face became extremely serious. He spoke, ”Your illness is quite severe—full body ulcerative itching, it’s already in the terminal stages and is about to flare up!”

”Damn! I’m perfectly fine, where’s the itching from? Are you cursing me? Believe it or not, I’ll slap you?” Blondie’s face was filled with anger as he began to curse.

He had barely finished speaking when his expression drastically changed.

”Ouch, it’s so itchy!” With a scream, Blondie immediately started to scratch himself all over with both hands.

However, the more he scratched, the itchier he felt, eventually finding that two hands were simply not enough!

”Shit! It’s itching, too damn itchy!”

Blondie cried out in misery and fell to the ground, writhing like a snake, not caring that he covered himself with dirt.

”Ah?!”

Seeing this scene, many onlookers were stunned, eyes wide and faces blank.

”Help, help! Doctor, please save me!” Blondie’s skin was rubbed red all over. He knelt before Ye Haochuan, beseeching him in agony.

”Although your disease is at a late stage, there’s still a way to treat it. However, it can only be countered by pain!” Ye Haochuan said calmly.

”Doctor! Hurry and tell me what to do!” Blondie said, nearly wishing death upon himself as the itching on his body made him question his existence.

”There are many nerve endings in the human face, and the sensations of pain are also quite pronounced. If you want to get rid of the itch on your body, then slap your face—the harder, the better!” Ye Haochuan chuckled with a hint of mockery in his expression.

”Slap! Slap! Slap!”

Upon hearing this, Blondie did not hesitate at all. He went at it with both hands, slapping himself rapid-fire as if he was punishing an enemy.

Despite the intense pain on his face, he felt that the itching on his body seemed to have lessened?

With this realization, Blondie didn’t dare to slack off. His hands whirred like fans, and the sound of slaps did not stop.

”Hey! What’s going on here?” Gradually, more students noticed the situation and crowded around, curious.

”Heh heh, I don’t know what these people were thinking, coming to our school infirmary to cause trouble. Now they’re getting taken care of by Teacher Ye!”

As more people gathered to watch, Blondie must have slapped his own face at least three to four hundred times. The force of each slap was incredibly powerful, showing no restraint, which left the onlookers trembling with fear and gulping nervously.

”Ah, it’s not itchy anymore. I’m finally not itchy!” Blondie suddenly stopped his hands, overwhelmed with tears of excitement.

At that moment, he inexplicably felt as if he had been reborn, yearning to study diligently and strive for progress every day.

”Divine Doctor!” Blondie shuddered and suddenly knelt down in front of Ye Haochuan, sobbing, ”I’m sorry, Divine Doctor! Actually, I didn’t come here to get treatment but was paid by this person to cause trouble in the school infirmary!”

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and pointed at Zeng Youcai.

”Nonsense! You have no proof, why are you framing me?” Zeng Youcai’s complexion changed, and then he angrily looked at Blondie.

”Gou Dan, Ersha, Blackie... you guys come out too, let’s not take his dirty money anymore!” Blondie said with a cold laugh.

Following his words, several similarly unruly riffraff stepped out from the crowd.

”Hehe, Manager Zeng of Diamond King Group, you really are talented! What exactly did you fancy, to think of such a method to frame our school hospital!”

Ye Haochuan wore a mocking expression on his face, deliberately emphasizing the words ”Diamond King Group”.

The group of journalists hurriedly turned their cameras, aiming the lenses at Zeng Youcai.

However, Zeng Youcai unexpectedly kept his composure and sneered, ”Hmph! Who knows if these people aren’t just hired by you to act and increase your hospital’s popularity?”

Hearing his shameless words, the surrounding students started to become discontent.

”You’re really too shameless!”

”Does this person have a problem with his IQ? Our school hospital is already popular, do we need to use such tactics?”

”I’ve always said our school hospital has a good reputation, how come today so many people are causing trouble? Turns out there’s someone stirring things up behind the scenes, and it’s even the world’s top 500 Diamond King Group, really freaking disgusting!”

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One sarcastic comment after another clearly reached Zeng Youcai’s ears.

”Hmph! Little kids, this is your school’s hospital, of course you won’t be treated unjustly! But since I, Zeng Youcai, am here today, even if it damages the reputation of Diamond King Group, I will expose this hospital and vindicate those who suffered injustice!”

Zeng Youcai’s face bore an expression of indignation, and he spoke as though he were a Superman coming to the rescue.

”So you won’t shed a tear until you see the coffin, huh?” Ye Haochuan chuckled, his gaze sweeping over the crowd and resting on an old man with a stooped figure wearing tattered clothes.

”Old sir, can you please come over here?”

Seeing Ye Haochuan gesturing to him, the old man hesitated slightly but still slowly walked over.

He looked at Ye Haochuan, a hint of unease on his face: ”Young man, I’m in very poor health, what do you want to do?”

Having seen the previous bad state of Blondie, the old man had become somewhat worried.

With a chuckle, Ye Haochuan glanced at him, a flash of understanding crossing his face: ”Old sir, your back, it’s been injured for a long time, hasn’t it?”

Hearing Ye Haochuan’s words, the old man’s expression darkened slightly: ”I injured it when I was young, and it’s been many decades since.”

It was an injury he sustained while working as a young man that made him walk stooped over.

”Actually, your injury isn’t a big deal. If you had found a good practitioner of Traditional Chinese Medicine to perform acupuncture back then, it could have been completely healed. It’s a bit late now, but I’m 80% confident I can cure your back injury!” Ye Haochuan smiled and said.

”Alas, there were no good practitioners of Traditional Chinese Medicine back then... what! Did you say you can cure my back injury?” The old man sighed, then suddenly perked up, looking at Ye Haochuan in disbelief.

Just then, a plainly dressed, brawny man suddenly burst from the crowd, falling to his knees in front of Ye Haochuan and pleading, ”Doctor, I beg you to save my uncle, he hasn’t been able to straighten his back for decades!”

”No problem, no problem! Your uncle’s issue isn’t too serious. As long as he cooperates a little, he can recover in just a few minutes,” Ye Haochuan said with a smile.