Invincible Little School Doctor

Chapter 675: Chapter 674: From now on, I’ll call you Incontinent Young Master

The taxi and the BMW X5 drove side by side on the road, the distance between the two vehicles was not much different.

”Haochuan, so you want to show off, choosing a taxi driver to give you a ride... hahahaha.” Wang Yingjun rolled down his car window and gave Haochuan a thumbs down gesture.

”Don’t get too excited, or you might wet your pants again. By the way, did you wear a diaper today?” Haochuan said with a smirk in the taxi.

”Shut up, you lowlife. Just wait to lose a million to me!” Wang Yingjun snorted coldly inside his BMW and rolled up the window.

”Hehe! Grown-up yet can’t control his bladder and doesn’t allow others to talk about it. Tsk, tsk, tsk.” Haochuan pretended to be helpless.

”Ye Haochuan, just you wait.” Wang Yingjun was driven mad by Haochuan’s teasing, he pressed hard on the gas pedal, and the BMW immediately sped up, surpassing the taxi by half a car length.

”Aiyah, it’s just a lousy BMW, what’s so great about that? Watch me overtake him right away.” The taxi driver got excited about the million as well, and also pushed the gas pedal to the floor.

Wang Yingjun, self-satisfied, swerved left and right in front, trying to block the taxi so it couldn’t overtake him.

”Child’s play. I was swerving around cars when you were still in your mother’s arms drinking milk.” The taxi driver seized an opportunity from Wang Yingjun’s mistake, and with his many years of driving experience, he overtook Wang Yingjun’s BMW.

”Damn!” Wang Yingjun slammed his hand on the steering wheel.

”Humph, I was driving when your damn mother hadn’t even given birth to you yet, comparing this with me.” The taxi driver said smugly.

”We should still be cautious. After all, Wang Yingjun is driving a BMW!” Jiang Shuying expressed her concern from the back seat.

”The taxi master is like the Earth Traveler Sun of the roads, capable of reaching the heavens above and escaping into the earth below, there’s nothing he can’t do. What’s Wang Yingjun compared to that?” Haochuan reassured her.

”You flatter me! That kid behind us, I will definitely take care of him for you.” The taxi driver said proudly.

But just as the taxi driver finished speaking, Wang Yingjun relied on his car’s superior performance and overtook them again, which instantly darkened the driver’s face. This was a slap in the face.

It wasn’t really the taxi driver’s fault, after all, the performance of the BMW X5 was much stronger than that of the taxi, so it was only natural for Wang Yingjun to catch up and quickly widen the gap to a car length.

The taxi driver, focusing on the tail lights of the BMW X5, poured all his attention into the chase, but every time he managed to close in a little, he was again thrown off by a distance.

”Damn, watch me overtake you right back.” The taxi driver said angrily. He was the king of lane grabbing on the road, and being suppressed by a car like this was something he couldn’t swallow.

After a bend, the taxi driver tried to overtake the BMW, so he went into the oncoming lane, but was spotted by Wang Yingjun, who also moved into the same lane to block him with his car body.

The taxi driver reluctantly eased off the gas pedal, not daring to take a risk. A million is a lot, but life is precious. If you end up with the money but lose your life, that money is sure to become someone else’s, and so is your wife.

”Ye Haochuan, you’re definitely going to lose. Jiang Shuying is mine! Once I get tired of playing with that woman, I’ll dump her.” Wang Yingjun boasted with a laugh ahead.

Haochuan seemed completely relaxed, as if he was fishing from a stable position.

Around the bend, a car suddenly drove by, heading straight towards Wang Yingjun’s BMW.

”Damn. Where did that car come from?” In the blink of an eye, Wang Yingjun had no choice but to turn the steering wheel sharply, drifting, the tires rubbed against the ground, raising black, acrid smoke, and he redirected the car.

”Damn, why did that kid suddenly turn around?” The taxi driver yelled when he saw Wang Yingjun suddenly change direction and come charging at them. He was getting a little panicked.

”Ah, Master, what do we do? I don’t want to die yet.” Jiang Shuying also screamed along.

Hehe! With me, the Seacalm Needle here, what are you worried about? You don’t think I’ll let you get hit by him, do you?

Haochuan grabbed the taxi driver’s shoulder.

”What are you doing? Let go, I don’t want to die yet.” The taxi driver was close to tears.

”Of course, it’s to save us. Switch places.” Haochuan pulled hard on the taxi driver, throwing him into the back seat, and took the driver’s seat himself.

”You...” The taxi driver was thrown into disarray.

At that moment, it seemed too late, the taxi and the BMW were about to collide, and even the car behind them would crash as well.

”Get out of the way! I don’t want to die, idiot.” Wang Yingjun roared from inside his car.

Just as the three cars were about to make contact, Haochuan used his Gang Qi to press down on the front of the car, touching the ground with the car’s nose.

He stomped on the gas pedal, releasing the Gang Qi, and the front of the taxi lifted, flying up into the air.

”Ah!” Wang Yingjun was so scared he almost closed his eyes, then suddenly saw a dark object fly over his car.

It was the taxi.

Wang Yingjun saw Haochuan sitting in the driver’s seat, looking down at him with a contemptuous smile, as if to say, pal, you’re no match!

”Ah! It’s so thrilling.” Jiang Shuying screamed.

Just moments from being hit, the taxi actually flew up. The master truly was the best. It was so exciting.

”I told you there’s no need to worry, with me here, there’s nothing we can’t solve.” Haochuan, having piloted the taxi over the two cars, safely returned to the ground and stopped.

Wang Yingjun, his soul still unsettled, pulled over to the side of the road.

The outcome of the bet was clear!

”Master, you’re so cool, you actually made the car fly!” Jiang Shuying exclaimed in amazement.

”Yes, sir, you must be a racer! I’ve never seen anyone make a car fly like that in my life. If you raced, you would definitely be the first in the city, no, the first in the country, no, the first in the world.” The taxi driver marveled as well.

”If I went into racing, I would naturally be the first in the world. It’s just a pity I’m not, because well... I have to leave some opportunities for others!” Ye Haochuan said with a mischievous smile.

”Master, you’re the Seacalm Needle of Haishan, aren’t you? You’re just too strong.” Jiang Shuying praised.

”Sir, do you take on apprentices? I’d like to learn how to drive from you.” The taxi driver asked longingly, looking at Ye Haochuan.

”Haha, I only pass on this technique to women, not men,” Ye Haochuan said with a wicked grin.

”Then, Master, can I learn it?” Jiang Shuying’s eyes lit up.

”Hehe, that depends on what kind of tuition you’re willing to pay. An old driver like me can surely teach you,” Ye Haochuan said with a roguish laugh.

”Master, you’re so annoying. Oh right, aren’t we supposed to go help the driver collect his debt? We can’t let Wang Yingjun off the hook,” Jiang Shuying said, adding fuel to the fire.

”Right, we definitely won’t let Wang Yingjun off. Let’s go, time to collect the debt.” Ye Haochuan opened the car door and walked towards Wang Yingjun’s car.

”I was scared to death!” Wang Yingjun was already dumbfounded at the roadside from the recent events.

Humph! A loser is always a loser.

Ye Haochuan walked over, tapped on Wang Yingjun’s car window, and Wang Yingjun came out of the car in a daze.

”What do you want? Stay away from me,” Wang Yingjun said in terror, his legs trembling.

”I seem to remember someone betting a million with me to see whose driving skills were better. Could it be that I remembered wrong?” Ye Haochuan asked with a smile.

”You...” Wang Yingjun’s face turned pale.

”You what? You don’t want to admit defeat after losing?” Jiang Shuying mocked from the side.

That was a million! Even though Wang Yingjun was somewhat wealthy, his father, Director Wang, would kill him if he had to cough up a million in one go.

”You hired a taxi driver to drive for you, so this round doesn’t count!” Wang Yingjun said shamelessly.

”Oh? This round doesn’t count? Think carefully. Didn’t you lose at the last jump? Or are you really trying to welch on the debt?” Ye Haochuan said with a bad tone.

He moved towards Wang Yingjun, activated his Gang Qi, and shot it towards Wang Yingjun, who suddenly felt a warmth in his lower body.

”Oh dear, has Young Master Wang wet his pants again? Why did you leave home without your diapers on!” Ye Haochuan exclaimed dramatically.

”Ye Haochuan, what on earth have you done to me? I haven’t wet my pants, I haven’t...” Wang Yingjun argued, but he couldn’t control himself.

Dammit, this was a huge embarrassment; Wang Yingjun wished he could crawl into a hole.

”I say, Young Master Wang, you’re wetting your pants and not going to the hospital for treatment? Instead, you come here to frame me. Shuying, look quickly, this is what you get for not paying your debts after losing. This is also what you get for a toad lusting after a swan’s flesh,” Ye Haochuan chuckled smugly.

”You...” Wang Yingjun wanted to retort, but he truly couldn’t stop.

”Young Master Wang, why don’t you stop calling yourself that and change your name to Incontinent Young Master, how about that?” Ye Haochuan laughed heartily.

”Incontinent Young Master? What a great name. From now on, I’ll call you Incontinent Young Master,” Jiang Shuying clapped her hands, determined to see if he would dare covet her in the future.

”Ah, stop it, stop it!” Wang Yingjun was on the verge of tears.

”If you want to stop, it’s simple. Just give up the money you lost today, otherwise... you know what’ll happen!” Ye Haochuan threatened.

”Okay, okay, okay. I’ll give it, I’ll give it, just please let me go. But I don’t have that much money on me right now!” Wang Yingjun was close to crying.

”I’ll let the taxi driver give you his card number... tell him your card number; he wouldn’t I dare not to pay you unless he wants to wet his pants for life,” Ye Haochuan told the taxi driver who was catching up from behind.

”You’re really giving it to me? That doesn’t seem right. The last jump was driven by you, the car god,” the taxi driver said, waving his hands, although he was very tempted by the million.

”Take it if it’s given to you. I’m not short of that bit of money... Shuying, let’s go,” Ye Haochuan said, pulling Jiang Shuying toward the taxi.

The taxi driver stayed behind to give Wang Yingjun his card number.

”Master, you’re the best,” Jiang Shuying praised.

”I seem to remember you saying that I’m your boyfriend, so now I have to fulfill some boyfriend duties! Hehe,” Ye Haochuan said, hugging Jiang Shuying.

”What duties does a boyfriend have?” Jiang Shuying asked innocently.

”Hehe, you know what I mean,” Ye Haochuan smiled roguishly.