Invincible Little School Doctor

Chapter 618: Chapter 617 Incontinence

Of course, this filthy thought was only in Ye Haochuan’s mind for a moment—he couldn’t care less about taking Wang Yan, who was such a leftover woman. If his other women found out, wouldn’t they tear him apart?

”Look, auntie, you really need to adjust your thinking. What era are we in now? What’s wrong with a master getting involved with his disciple? Who said teachers and students can’t fall in love? Didn’t the romance between Yang Guo and Little Dragon Girl become a legendary tale?”

Ye Haochuan grinned at Wang Yan.

”What Yang Guo and Little Dragon Girl? They are just two fictional characters from martial arts novels. Can that work in reality?” Wang Yan glared at Ye Haochuan through clenched teeth, ”Let me tell you, Ye Haochuan, I will definitely catch you red-handed and not let you succeed.”

”You’re gonna catch me red-handed?” Ye Haochuan’s eyes lit up, and a naughty smile appeared on his face, ”I have weaknesses, you have vulnerabilities, my weaknesses just happen to complement your vulnerabilities! A perfect match! Heh heh!”

What do you mean my weaknesses complement your vulnerabilities?

Initially, Wang Yan was baffled, but seeing Ye Haochuan’s malicious grin, she quickly realized what was happening. This bastard was utterly despicable to speak such shameless and vulgar words.

”You... shameless!” Wang Yan cursed furiously.

”Hehe, auntie, I just don’t get it. I simply mentioned weaknesses and vulnerabilities, and from your mouth, it suddenly became me being shameless?” Ye Haochuan feigned ignorance.

Speaking of being shameless, who could surpass her? Although Wang Yan was livid with rage, Ye Haochuan’s words rendered her speechless as if having tasted bitter gall.

At that moment, Wang Yingjun jumped out and shouted loudly, ”Ye Haochuan, don’t you have a shred of integrity?”

”Integrity? What’s that thing? Can Eldest Young Master Wang explain it to me?” Ye Haochuan continued to play dumb.

”You...” Wang Yingjun choked, almost speechless. As a returnee, he had always been around well-mannered people. How could he have ever encountered such a shameless person?

He huffed loudly, his anger palpable as he flared, ”I really can’t be bothered to talk more with someone as low-class and uneducated as you. It’s simply beneath me. Director Wang, let’s go.”

Low-class people?

Ye Haochuan immediately felt annoyed. Damn it, calling me low-class? As if he were any better? Acting all high and mighty?

”Sure, you high-class person with such high standards. So grown up and still wetting the bed? Really freaking hilarious,” Ye Haochuan scoffed sarcastically.

”Nonsense! You’re the one who wets the bed!” Wang Yingjun exploded in anger, his heart beating with fear. He had some kidney issues, making urination control difficult, a secret known only to his parents and no one else. How did Ye Haochuan find out?

He was panicking internally when, at that moment, a cleaning lady carrying a bucket of water walked by. Her foot slipped, and she accidentally spilled the water on his leather shoes.

Already furious, Wang Yingjun saw his wet shoes and flew into a rage, yelling, ”Damn it, you old woman, where are your eyes? Do you know how much these shoes cost? You’ve dirtied them like this! Shit!”

The cleaning lady, already frightened and now even more so by his words, stuttered, ”How...how much?”

”A hundred thousand USD, you hear? Damn it, even if you went into prostitution, you probably wouldn’t make enough to pay for them your whole life!”

”A hundred thousand... magnesium knife?” The cleaning lady clearly belonged to the bottom of society with little exposure, having no clue about the magnesium knife and assuming it was a huge sum of money, which scared her pale.

Wang Yingjun grew angrier the more he thought about it, and suddenly lifted his foot, preparing to fiercely kick the cleaning lady to vent his frustration.

Right at that moment, Ye Haochuan suddenly pointed at him and started shouting loudly, ”Oh my, big news, big news, everyone come look, this sea turtle PhD just wet his pants, this sea turtle PhD just wet his pants...”

”Damn it, talking nonsense, who wet their pants...” As Wang Yingjun saw the crowd in the hall turning their gaze towards him, his face turned beet red with embarrassment, and he wished he could kill Ye Haochuan.

However, at that moment, he suddenly felt a warmth between his legs, and looking down, he saw his pants were wet, with a stream of water flowing down his legs. His pants, which were gray trousers, became very noticeable after getting soaked with urine.

”Oh my, this...”

Wang Yan, standing nearby, suddenly smelled a pungent odor, covered her nose and mouth, and stepped away from Wang Yingjun.

Meanwhile, many of the male and female students setting up the hall started crowding around, each looking at Wang Yingjun with peculiar stares.

Wang Yingjun was so embarrassed, he wished he could find a hole to crawl into. He had come to participate in the charity auction, which Wang Yan had heard about through her contacts, knowing about Ye Haochuan’s attendance as well, so they specifically came to cause trouble for Ye Haochuan, but never imagined creating such a debacle.

Damn, this is so embarrassing!

”Ye, you’re the one playing tricks, it’s all your doing...” Wang Yingjun said angrily.

Ye Haochuan had just accused him of wetting the bed, and right after, he himself had wet his pants; there was no way he could believe this was unrelated to Ye Haochuan.

In fact, Ye Haochuan indeed had played tricks secretly, using his Innate Master skills to point his qi and cause the embarrassing incontinence.

He was now an Innate Master, proficient in these subtle tricks, so skilled and undetectable that even Wang Yingjun himself couldn’t figure out what had happened.

”Heh heh, I’m saying, Eldest Young Master Wang, you can mess around with your medication, but you shouldn’t speak recklessly, how could I have played tricks?” Ye Haochuan chuckled, ”You’re not suggesting that the pee on your pants was done by yours truly, are you? Hey, Eldest Young Master Wang, pinning this bedpan on me, aren’t you being too heartless?”

”You...” Wang Yingjun was instantly choked up, not knowing how to retort.

In the midst of everyone’s eyes, there was no denying the fact he had just wet his pants in public; there was no way he could deny it.

Seeing more and more people crowding around, he was so angry he was about to lose his mind, wondering how he ended up in such a shameful situation today?

Right then, Ye Haochuan started shouting again: ”Hey, hey, hey, I’m talking to that beauty, can you save some face for our sea turtle PhD, Eldest Young Master Wang? It’s a tragic thing to have urinary incontinence, how can you stand so far away to take photos with your phone? If you’re taking a photo, at least do it up close, come on...”

The girl who was taking photos and posting on social media found his remark amusing and couldn’t help but laugh, then bravely stepped closer, and with a click, pressed the photo button on her smartphone.

Feeling the flash from the smartphone across him, Wang Yingjun’s entire face turned green, and he no longer cared about confronting the cleaning lady, but hurriedly waved his hand, ”Fuck off, everyone just fuck off...” he said, waving his arm and quickly taking off.

Behind him, Ye Haochuan’s annoying voice entered his ears again: ”I’m saying, Eldest Young Master Wang, urinary incontinence seems like a kidney issue on the surface, but it’s actually because your brain hasn’t fully developed, you better be careful!”