Invincible Little School Doctor

Chapter 583: Chapter 583: Women, ”Quite” Good!

”Master, you...” Jiang Shuying’s face turned even redder, ”You clearly know, yet you deliberately tease me.”

Seeing her look so irresistibly shy and embarrassed, Ye Haochuan felt even more amused and said, ”I wasn’t deliberately teasing you. You know I’m a bit slow-witted. If you don’t spell it out for me, how would I know?”

Seeing his grin and hearing him call himself slow-witted, Jiang Shuying knew he was purposely teasing her. Her face turned even redder, and that attractive blush made her even more enticing.

Ye Haochuan looked at his female disciple, stayed silent for a while, and thought that this girl was getting more appealing the more he looked at her. If only her chest were fuller, she would be perfect, absolutely to die for!

”Alright, alright, I won’t tease you anymore. You’re worried that after I leave, your breast enlargement might be affected, right?” Ye Haochuan said, trying to hold back a laugh.

”Mhm.” Jiang Shuying nodded, her voice as quiet as a mosquito’s, eyes cast down, not daring to look at him.

”Actually, you’re so beautiful, and there are plenty of people chasing after you. Whether your breasts are large or not, it doesn’t really matter.” Ye Haochuan said with a smile.

”Master...” Jiang Shuying pouted, clearly annoyed.

”Haha!” Seeing her like this, Ye Haochuan burst out laughing, thinking to himself that every girl wants to be beautiful, and if breast enlargement really was possible, she’d also gain more confidence. A woman, after all, should ”stand” tall!

As he laughed so loudly, Jiang Shuying felt so embarrassed her tiny head almost sunk down to her chest.

”From a medical standpoint, the process of breast enlargement primarily involves stimulating the secretion of prolactin. I have already used acupuncture to stimulate secretion before; now you just need the medicinal cuisine to continue stimulating the secretion of prolactin.” Ye Haochuan stated seriously.

”Oh.” Jiang Shuying nodded. However, when he mentioned that they could now use medicinal cuisine, for some reason she felt an inexplicable sense of loss.

”Currently, our Ye Family Medicinal Cuisine Shop hasn’t expanded to Anyuan City yet. It’s difficult for you to have the Cordyceps Flower Nourishing Yin Soup, so I’ll give you the recipe for the medicinal cuisine and another key medicinal ingredient. Use them together, and you should be fine. I believe you will feel the effects of breast enlargement after some time. At that time, you should write a few articles to promote it for me.”

Ye Haochuan joked.

”Sure! I’ll promote you a lot then, letting more and more beauties come to you for breast enlargement. By that time, you’ll have the chance to take great advantage of them.” Jiang Shuying said with a meaningfully teasing smile.

Hey, how could she put it that way, making me sound so indecent?

Ye Haochuan gave a wry smile and shook his head: ”Taking advantage of others doesn’t matter to me. However, when it comes to my female disciple’s offer, I’d be a fool not to take it.”

”Master...” Unable to withstand his continuous teasing any longer, Jiang Shuying stamped her foot and quickly fled the room.

Really, this girl is just too thin-skinned. It was only a joke, and she couldn’t handle it. How else could she carry on the legacy and promote the shameless art I’ve taught her?

Ye Haochuan shook his head, pulled her back, and with a hehe chuckled, ”Okay, I won’t joke with you anymore. Come, let me teach you how to make the authentic Cordyceps Flower Nourishing Yin Soup.”

Jiang Shuying gave in and rolled her eyes at him. How could you joke about such an embarrassing thing, Master?

In the hour that followed, Ye Haochuan and Jiang Shuying were bustling in the kitchen non-stop. Since it was about her own issue, Jiang Shuying was a quick learner and soon got the hang of it.

Wang Lihua had personally witnessed his extraordinary medical skills and was intrigued that he knew about these matters too, showing interest in helping, but she kept hesitating to say something.

Ye Haochuan, observant as ever, realized she wanted to speak and said to Jiang Shuying, ”Does your mother have something she wants to tell me? Go and ask her.”

Jiang Shuying actually noticed this as well, grunted affirmatively, and went to quietly ask, ”Mom, is there something you need to ask Master to help with?”

”Ah... well, no, nothing...” Caught out, Wang Lihua was stammering endlessly.

”Really nothing?” Jiang Shuying was full of doubt.

”Nothing, really nothing.” Wang Lihua let out a dry laugh; seeming to feel somewhat embarrassed to stay any longer, she made an excuse about having something to do and left the kitchen.

Ye Haochuan, however, had a vague guess. Watching her mother’s behavior, it was clear she had something to ask of him, but the fact that she was hemming and hawing suggested it was probably something embarrassing.

Thinking this, he smiled slightly, pulled Jiang Shuying over, and said, ”If Master isn’t mistaken, your parents probably have some disharmony in their marital relations...”

Spit, Master, you jinx, it’s your marital relations that are disharmonious!

Jiang Shuying couldn’t help but secretly spit at him and said with a blush, ”Master, you really like to talk nonsense.”

”Master isn’t talking nonsense. Don’t you trust Master’s medical skills? Although your father is in his prime, he’s a teacher after all, pouring his heart and soul into his teaching work. Coupled with a lack of exercise and your mother being at an age like a tiger, it’s inevitable that it takes a toll on his body...”

He spoke earnestly at length, but his female disciple, Jiang Shuying, was secretly annoyed. ’My mother is at an age like a tiger?’, what kind of expression is that? Can’t he use nicer words?

”Okay, here’s what we’ll do: I have some medicine here that’s even better than the popular Viagra these days...” As he spoke, Ye Haochuan gestured and brought out some aphrodisiacs he had collected from the Disciples of Hellfire, displaying them in front of Jiang Shuying.

”Take a good look, these are all ancient secret sexual medicines. This one is called ’I Love One Club,’ this one’s ’Wondrous Lustful Happy Powder,’ this one’s ’Guanyin Undressing Robe,’ and this one’s ’Tathagata’s Great Buddha Stick’...”

The more he went on, the redder Jiang Shuying’s face became, and she quickly said, ”Master, please, stop talking.”

”Heh heh, if I don’t explain clearly and your father consumes them recklessly, how can your mother cope?” Ye Haochuan winked and chuckled.

At this, Jiang Shuying, who couldn’t bear it anymore, stamped her foot and said, ”Master...”

Seeing that she seemed annoyed, Ye Haochuan quickly dropped his teasing demeanor and, pretending to be helpless, said, ”Alright, since you don’t want to hear it, Master won’t talk about this anymore.” With that, he put away the various sexual medicines in his hands.

Seeing that he had truly stopped, Jiang Shuying, for some reason, felt somewhat empty. After a while, she mustered the courage to say, ”Master, do you have any medicinal cuisine similar to ’Cordyceps Flower Nourishing Yin Soup’ that can nourish my parents’ health?”

Nourish their health?

Ye Haochuan smiled to himself. We’re all adults; let’s just speak plainly, shall we? What ’nourish their health’? Isn’t it just to strengthen vitality?

”Yes, I do.” Ye Haochuan smiled. He was going to make another joke, but Wang Lihua entered again.

So, he had no choice but to stop teasing and described an effective medicinal cuisine, explained in detail how to prepare it, and even left several large jars of soup rich in Body-Strengthening Pill ingredients for easier mixing.

After staying for more than an hour, Ye Haochuan prepared to say goodbye. Jiang Shangwen and Wang Lihua naturally tried to persuade him to stay, but Ye Haochuan was determined to leave, so the couple had to let it go.

Around five in the afternoon, Ye Haochuan finally got back to Haishan, but as soon as he got off the plane and turned on his phone, he received a message. He had been added to an internal chat group related to a task for the ’Kill List’ he had taken on.