Invincible Little School Doctor

Chapter 350: Chapter 349: You Are Sick

Hearing him brag, Zhang Ziyi couldn’t help but giggle sweetly and said, ”Brother Ye, your skin is really thick, I’ve never seen anyone like you.”

”Haha!” Ye Haochuan burst into laughter, ”And now you have, haven’t you?”

Zhang Ziyi shook her head speechlessly. Brother Ye was good in every aspect, just a bit roguish at heart.

”By the way, you’ll have to paint one of me personally later, won’t you?” Ye Haochuan said with a mischievous smile.

”This...”

Just as Zhang Ziyi was explaining, he thought she might feel embarrassed and quickly interjected with a grin, ”I’m counting on you, sis. Make sure to paint me looking good and imposing, especially ’down there,’ I want it to look really fierce.”

Pah, what was he thinking?

Zhang Ziyi secretly spat at him and teased with a playful blink, ”What ’key part’ are you talking about?”

Damn, trying to play dumb with me, huh?

Ye Haochuan gave her a sidelong glance and said, ”What ’key part’ indeed?”

As he spoke so bluntly, Zhang Ziyi’s pretty face turned a shade redder, yet she teased back, saying, ”Sure, I’ll have them paint your thing to be...”

Ye Haochuan initially listened with some excitement, but as he heard the rest, he became a bit puzzled and said, ”Them?”

”Yes, since there’s a difference between men and women, you have to be a body model, and according to our academy’s rules, only the male students can be arranged for that,” Zhang Ziyi said, barely holding back her laughter.

”What?” Ye Haochuan was utterly bewildered, ”Only arranged for male students?”

Imagining himself naked, scrutinized unreservedly by a group of male students, then depicted with their brushes, made his scalp tingle.

”Yep,” Zhang Ziyi said with a smile.

”That doesn’t seem right,” Ye Haochuan was somewhat skeptical, ”Then how do you girls draw male figures? Do you just imagine it?”

”Is it that exaggerated?” Zhang Ziyi laughed as she explained, ”Actually, it’s simple. The school generally prepares sculptures for us to copy from.”

Hearing this, Ye Haochuan was inwardly speechless. There’s a world of difference between professions.

”Ah, Ziyi, I just remembered, the school is renovating the medical center into an affiliated hospital. I am swamped with work over there, so I think I’d better not bother today. I’ll come back another time, another time...”

Saying so, he started heading toward the dressing room.

Zhang Ziyi, however, pulled him back with a tone of complaint, ”Come on, Brother Ye, it’s not nice to stand someone up like this. To get you this spot, I almost ran my legs off.”

Ye Haochuan made a pained face and said, ”Ziyi, I have no choice. Your Brother Ye is overwhelmed with work, and so many people are waiting for me to return to treat them.”

Zhang Ziyi finally released him, barely containing her amusement, ”Alright then, we’ll talk about it next time.”

Ye Haochuan, as if pardoned, rushed back to the changing room and changed back into his clothes.

As he changed, he grumbled to himself, Humph, that Zhang Ziyi, why didn’t she make it clear beforehand and almost made me embarrass myself? Just wait, one day, I’ll have her draw a picture of male-female joy for us, embarrass her to death.

Coming out of the changing room, Zhang Ziyi said with a smirk, ”Brother Ye, I’ll arrange that for you next time.”

Ye Haochuan’s gaze was piercing, how could he not see the smile at the corner of her mouth? Damn, this girl was clearly mocking him.

”All right, all right...” Ye Haochuan chuckled.

Just as he was about to leave, an untimely voice rang out, ”Yo, Zhang Ziyi, you’ve got quite a lot of admirers buzzing around you! Which number is this guy?”

Ye Haochuan turned his head and saw a rather attractive girl, carrying a drawing board, approaching with graceful steps, but her eyes, looking at Zhang Ziyi, were full of mockery.

”Guan Yonghe, what’s it to you?” Zhang Ziyi’s face, previously full of smiles, suddenly turned cold.

Guan Yonghe said in a sharp and mocking tone, ”Yo, I can’t even say anything, huh? Why the facade? Everyone knows that a whole lot of boys from our school are all spinning around you.”

Zhang Ziyi’s face started to look a bit unpleasant now. This Guan Yonghe, who had always been her academic rival, indeed had a great talent in painting, competing for the top position among the female students of the art college with her.

”So what if they are? If you’re so capable, why don’t you make all the school’s boys spin around you too?” Zhang Ziyi retorted sarcastically.

”Yo, Zhang Ziyi, you’re not really mad, are you? I was just making a joke.” Guan Yonghe laughed, ”But really, you should settle down with a boyfriend soon. Otherwise, it won’t be long before the hat of a ’leftover woman’ falls onto your head.”

”Guan Yonghe, it’s not your place to worry about this,” Zhang Ziyi snapped back.

It was Ye Haochuan who suddenly spoke up, snorting at Guan Yonghe, ”What if the ’leftover woman’ hat falls on Ziyi’s head? It’s still better than some people who lost their ’virgin’ hat way too early, isn’t it?”

Zhang Ziyi beside him was stunned for a second but then found it amusing. This Brother Ye really had a sharp tongue!

However, she was also a bit puzzled: how did he know that Guan Yonghe had lost her ’virgin’ hat?

”Who are you? I’m talking to Zhang Ziyi, what’s it to you?” Guan Yonghe said with obvious annoyance.

It was not hard to understand why; who would like to have their flaws exposed, to be told they’re not a virgin, especially by a man?

”Heh heh, who I am is none of your business, but I can reveal my identity to you, listen up. I’m a doctor,” Ye Haochuan said, holding back his laughter.

Guan Yonghe scoffed, ”Doctor? You must be really bored to be twiddling your thumbs, not staying properly in the hospital but running around here for what?”

”Wasn’t it you who called me over to fix your membrane? Forgotten so soon?” Ye Haochuan said, shocking everyone with his words.

Zhang Ziyi nearly burst into laughter. This Brother Ye was really good at baiting people.

At that moment, many students from the art college were passing by, and upon hearing this conversation, they were all staring in disbelief.

Among them, many were shocked by Ye Haochuan’s brazen words, but even more were astonished to hear that Guan Yonghe, a female student, had asked a doctor to repair her virginity membrane.

Laughter soon spread among the crowd.

Guan Yonghe was immediately flushed with embarrassment and yelled furiously, ”You bastard, what nonsense are you talking about? When did I ask you to repair my... that? Get lost!”

Looking at her disgusting expression, Ye Haochuan shook his head and said seriously, ”Well, it’s all right if you don’t want me to repair your virginity membrane, but let me tell you something, you’re sick.”