Invincible Little School Doctor

Chapter 35: Chapter 35 Dysmenorrhea

At these words, Liuzi, who was sitting next to him, as well as the police officer driving the car, were stunned.

Then, both of their gazes swiftly converged on Chen Yushan’s pretty face.

Chen Yushan’s face immediately flushed with anger, and a surge of rage welled up inside her. She swung another slap at him, but exclaimed angrily, ”You bastard, spouting nonsense... Ugh!”

But Ye Haochuan had caught her wrist in his grasp!

Chen Yushan’s eyes widened in disbelief.

The handcuffs that had bound his hands didn’t know when, but he had snapped them apart.

Good heavens, what kind of person was this man? He had broken steel handcuffs?

And how did he know about her irregular periods?

Seeing the astonished expression on Chen Yushan’s face, Ye Haochuan felt very pleased inside, thinking, ”Now you see how awesome I am, huh?”

”Heh heh, Officer Chen, whether I’m spouting nonsense or not, you know the truth. I hope you realize that I followed you to the police station purely as a voluntary cooperation with the investigation, not for you to hit or curse at me whenever you feel like it,” he said coldly.

Ye Haochuan sneered coldly, then let go of Chen Yushan’s hand.

Chen Yushan massaged her wrist, feeling an agonizing pain, but she knew she was no match for this thug. Though she despised him with an itching rage, she dared not provoke him further.

”Furthermore, your menstrual irregularities are a fact, a serious condition at that. If you don’t get treatment soon, it’s very likely to escalate into ovarian and cervical cancer. As a physician, I was merely trying to kindly remind you. If you don’t believe me, you can check out my medical license in my trouser pocket,” he added.

”Talk your mother’s crap. You’re the one turning into ovarian and cervical cancer—your whole family’s turning into it,” Chen Yushan retorted angrily.

Yet, despite her harsh words, she was somewhat scared inside.

Because of her menstrual problems, she had frequented hospitals without any improvement. Some time ago, a practitioner of Traditional Chinese Medicine had told her that if it continued like this, serious diseases such as ovarian and cervical cancer could indeed result.

Now, Ye Haochuan was saying the same thing, and without any scientific examination, he had made such a diagnosis, which was simply unbelievable.

Thinking this, she felt a bit inclined to verify whether Ye Haochuan was really a physician or not, so she reached into his trouser pocket.

Having never had any woman rummage through his pockets before, Ye Haochuan felt a strange sensation stirring within him.

Remembering her fierce demeanor from before, Ye Haochuan couldn’t resist the urge to tease her, and he made a strange noise, ”Deeper, go deeper, that’s right, even deeper, oh yeah...”

Chen Yushan could clearly tell that he was mocking her. The more she listened, the redder her face became, even her ears turned beet red, and she exploded in fury, ”You scumbag, shut up!”

Liuzi and the other police officer driving the car struggled to hold back their laughter. The formidable squad leader of the detectives, usually so fierce-tempered, was being flirted with like this—it was indeed an odd sight to behold!

Ye Haochuan had claimed a small victory and was smugly pleased with himself. Be it a female officer or not, he didn’t miss a beat in his teasing—how dare she act so haughty.

By then, Chen Yushan had taken out the medical license and looked it over, then snorted dismissively, ”Heaven must be blind, allowing a scoundrel like you to become a doctor.”

Ye Haochuan laughed heartily, ”Good people don’t live long, bad folks live forever. If I’m a bad guy in Officer Chen’s eyes, that’s great, just great. Officer Chen, I’ll take your kind words to heart and strive to live a few more years. However, you can no longer delay dealing with your menstrual problem. I am a skilled physician, and I can remedy your worries with massage and manipulation techniques...”

”Massage, massage my ass, shut your damn mouth!”

Chen Yushan glared at him hatefully, tempted to hit him on the head again, but ultimately, she let it go.

For the rest of the journey, Chen Yushan no longer bothered to exchange another word with him.

Ye Haochuan, however, was inwardly amused, thinking to himself, without me, your illness would surely be your downfall, and you might even come begging me for a massage by then. But I might just act according to my mood.

Moreover, the thought of getting to touch and handle her was filled with a sense of anticipation and accomplishment.

Lost in his thoughts, the police car finally arrived at the station, and Ye Haochuan was taken to the interrogation room.

Chen Yushan was in charge of the interrogation herself.

Knowing his strength was formidable, Chen Yushan specifically brought two sets of handcuffs and clamped them on his wrists.

Crack, crack!

Ye Haochuan barely flexed and the two pairs of handcuffs snapped apart.

”Officer Chen, are you telling me that the police department is wasting our taxpayers’ money? The quality of these handcuffs you guys procure is really too poor,” Ye Haochuan said with a smile.

”You... you did that on purpose!” Chen Yushan’s lungs were about to explode with anger.

”Please, it’s clearly the poor quality of your police handcuffs, okay?” Ye Haochuan said innocently.

Chen Yushan knew that arguing with him was a complete waste of time, and she wouldn’t gain anything from it.

She sat down with Little Six, who was responsible for co-interrogating, at the interrogation table and began to ask in a stern manner.

”Name?”

”Ye Haochuan.”

”Age?”

”22.”

”Gender?”

”Can’t you see for yourself?”

This rascal. Chen Yushan slammed the table and shouted, ”Be serious, answer whatever you’re asked... Gender?”

”Not a woman, nor am I androgynous.”

Chen Yushan suddenly stood up and slammed her handgun on the table, exploding in anger, ”Want to die, do you? Answer properly, what’s your gender?”

Such a simple question, and yet it needs to be asked several times. Are her eyes on her butt?

Ye Haochuan, speechless, replied lazily: ”Male.”

”Why did you commit mass murder?”

Ye Haochuan furrowed his brow and said, ”Officer Chen, I hope you understand something. Though I am a murder suspect, I did not kill innocents, I killed terrorists. As for terrorists, everyone has the right to execute them. I don’t need to explain that, do I?”

”You say they were terrorists, so they’re terrorists? Who do you think you are? Let me tell you, what you say doesn’t matter, the law decides,” Chen Yushan huffed.

”Who I am isn’t important, but others will decide. Besides, under those circumstances, so many people were attacking me, I was acting in self-defense.”

”Self-defense? What a self-defense? If you claim you killed terrorists, then why did you injure others so severely? Are you saying they were all terrorists? I don’t think so,” Chen Yushan sneered.

”Please, Officer Chen, people say you’re a bimbo and you won’t even admit it. The injuries of the others have nothing to do with me. It was the terrorist who used the ’Lion’s Roar’, a profound Inner Strength technique, to fatally injure these people’s internal organs,” Ye Haochuan explained.

Bimbo?

Chen Yushan hated this term the most because she didn’t know how many people made fun of her with it, but was it her fault for being well-endowed?

”Inner Strength? Don’t joke around, can Inner Strength really kill people? Do you think this is the Martial Arts World? Haven’t you been reading too many internet novels?” Chen Yushan retorted sarcastically.

Ye Haochuan shook his head; this world was so strange, telling lies got belief, while telling the truth got nothing but skepticism.

Seeing him silent for a long time, Chen Yushan barked, ”Leniency for those who confess, severity for those who resist. Ye Haochuan, I urge you to come clean, stop playing these tricks to fool people. Otherwise, severe legal punishment awaits you, you got that?”

Ye Haochuan simply closed his eyes.

Seeing him ignore her like this, Chen Yushan was fuming with rage. She wanted to go over there and give him a good beating, but recalling his formidable skills, she hesitated.

At this moment, it was Liuzi who quietly suggested, ”Boss, let’s just lock him up and let him stew for a while. Maybe he won’t be able to take it and will confess on his own.”

Chen Yushan’s eyes lit up, right, what a good idea!