Interdimensional Pornstar System

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Her phone alarm rang loudly at 00:00, just as she was about to indulge deeper into the conversation.

”Well, my shift is done for the day.”

”We’ll continue this tomorrow, though.”

She gave Kyle a quick blink before leaving her post to change.

He was taken aback and paused for a minute.

’It’s going to be fun.’

Lira thought as she had found a pretty innocent-looking guy as her colleague now.

”Hah-hah!”

After she left, Kyle felt a wave of relief wash over him. He felt the suffocation and tension disappear. He let out a loud inhale and exhale, as if he had just finished an Ironman race. Not to mention, he was sweating because of her even though the ACs were running at full blast.

[That was one fine girl, I would say!]

The system spoke yet again after suddenly emerging alive. He had thought it had forsaken him and abandoned him, but it had appeared again now.

”Fuck! Where the fuck were you for the last few days?”

Kyle ignored all of its comments and went straight to the main question of where it had been all this time. He had lost hope after trying to summon the system multiple times but failing, and in the end, he had simply given up.

[Let’s just say it was routine maintenance that needed to be done, but now I’m back for real. So, don’t worry.]

The system didn’t waste any time making up stories or anything and answered straight to the point.

”Routine maintenance?”

Kyle tilted his head to the left, dumbfounded by its reply about leaving for routine maintenance, because systems in novels didn’t usually do that.

[Ahh, stop worrying. I was reading your brain and customizing the system according to you so you could use it better. That’s what it was. It took three days to process everything and complete it, but now it’s done. There won’t be any need for anything like that again.]

The system didn’t beat around the bush after seeing Kyle’s expression. He was looking at the screen like a brain-dead child.

”I see...”

Although Kyle didn’t fully understand what it meant, he got the gist of it, and that was enough for him.

[Now, let’s give you your first main quest! Because I don’t want you to keep working in a supermarket, you know.]

Just as the system finished its sentence, a quest screen materialized in front of him.

[

Main Quest: Record Your First Proper Porn with a Partner!

Description: You must step into the world of adult content creation properly. To do that, you must record a full sex tape with a partner and upload it to the tube sites.

Requirements:

Video Duration Must Be Over 15 Minutes

Must Be With a Partner

Must Gain Over 10 Views Within the Week of Release

Duration: 15 Days

Rewards:

+$15,000

One Random Skill Card

2 Stat Points

Failure: All Stats Will Be Set to Zero.

]

”W-what the hell?”

He stared at the new quest. The rewards were good too, but when he read that he needed a partner, he flinched. He was someone who hadn’t even touched another female aside from his mother and sisters, and now the system was suddenly telling him to have sex with another woman within 15 days.

”How the hell am I supposed to find a partner within 15 days!? What is this absurd quest?”

”I’m a virgin, bro... I don’t even have a girlfriend!”

”How am I supposed to have sex, not to mention record it and post it!?”

He began to spiral and yap non-stop, causing the system to intervene.

[Chill out, bro! It’s not that hard... Why are you so worried? I believe in your ability to find a woman. Also, if you don’t, you’ll experience failure, and that’s bad.]

The system tried to help him and motivate him, but it did nothing more than demotivate him instead.

”What do you mean I can find one... how? I don’t even know how to talk to girls to begin with. How do you expect me to find a sex buddy to record porn with?”

He continued rambling non-stop.

[Shut up! Stop crying like a man-child... You’re a 24-year-old man, for God’s sake! Stop crying!]

The system quickly grew annoyed by his stupid rambling and tried to shut him up.

”But it’s telling me to find a partner, and how am I supposed to find a partner for that!?”

Kyle’s rambling fell silent for a bit as he was scolded by his system.

[Okay, I will tell you, but shut up and don’t interrupt. Understand?]

Kyle nodded.

[First of all, let me make one thing clear. The quest said to have sex with a partner, and partner does not mean the kind of partner you’re thinking about. It isn’t talking about making sex tapes with your wife or girlfriend, but anyone. So, stop thinking about it that way. The partner here refers to any female who would have sex with you and agree to be recorded. Understand?]

Kyle nodded again as the system made his worries clear.

[Secondly, to find a partner, you can just look online on dating apps. Simple as that. Ask the ones who are up for hookups if they are okay with recording porn with their identity hidden. You can also offer money for it if they don’t want to do it for free, or you can ask someone you know, like a female colleague, or someone who found you interesting, like that cashier girl who had just left her shift.]

”What... what... the cashier was interested in me?”

Kyle ignored everything the system had said as soon as he heard that the cashier girl was interested in him.

He went ecstatic, with bubbles bursting inside his heart. He was like a teenage boy who had just found out a cool girl liked him.

[Shut up, idiot! Did you even listen to what I said!?]

The system sounded angry as he seemed to completely ignore everything it had said after mentioning the cashier girl.

[Do you want me to abandon you like everyone else?]

The system threw a dagger directly into his heart.

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