Incredible Insight: Toy Factory Discovers Swarm Drones

Chapter 101 The Most Hardcore Online Shopping in HistoryIn Kun Sha’s eyes, which had spent half a lifetime living on the edge and had long since become as calm as an ancient well, an unprecedented fervor was bursting forth at this moment.

’Since I can buy one...’

’Then why can’t I buy a whole bunch?’

Once this thought took root, it immediately grew into a towering tree in his heart, its branches and leaves hung with the ambition to unify Sanbianpo.

”Come! You, come here!” Kun Sha grabbed the young lackey who was still immersed in shock and knew how to use a smartphone, pointing at the store homepage of the Li Family Toy Factory on the phone screen, his voice turning somewhat hoarse from extreme excitement. ”This one! This black tortoise top-tier version! Buy it for me! Buy as many as there are!”

The young lackey was startled by the General’s sudden aura. Looking at the ”￥100,000.00” price tag on the screen, he swallowed hard and whispered a reminder, ”General... this... this price isn’t cheap. And, our... our money is local currency; we can’t use it directly on this.”

”Nonsense! Of course I know that!” Kun Sha slapped the back of the lackey’s head, cursing but with a smile on his face. ”If you can’t even handle this little thing, what am I feeding you for? Go now! Contact our channels at the border and exchange all the gold and USD in our vault for Eastern Country currency! Be quick! The more, the better!”

”Yes! Yes!” The lackey scrambled out.

...

For the next half hour, Kun Sha’s entire stronghold was plunged into a state of tense yet comical busyness.

Kun Sha himself was like an anxious novice online shopper, staring intently at the phone screen, fearing this god-given arms store might suddenly disappear. Under his command, the technical lackey quickly assembled a temporary online procurement team.

”General, the money has been exchanged, but...” The lackey wiped the sweat from his forehead, looking troubled. ”I checked, and this kind of large-scale cross-border procurement is easily flagged by their financial system’s risk control. Buying too many at once might get us targeted.”

Kun Sha stroked the stubble on his chin, a hint of cunning flashing in his eyes. ”Then don’t use just one account! Register a few more! And don’t use just one address! Go find out which logistics points along the border are controlled by our people. Send a few units to each address and place the orders separately! Got it?”

”The General is brilliant!” The lackey realized the plan and immediately set to work.

Thus, in a dim cave in the Golden Triangle, a shopping spree that could be called the most hardcore ”Double 11” in history quietly unfolded. Several internet-savvy lackeys, under Kun Sha’s personal supervision, used crooked pinyin to register over a dozen buyer accounts. Bizarre IDs like Southwest Slasher, Kun-ge Who Loves Pineapple, and Wild Fishing Enthusiast 007 emerged one after another.

They cautiously topped up large sums of money into the accounts and then, like the most devout believers, clicked the ”Buy Now” button.

Once, twice, ten times, twenty times...

...

Meanwhile, thousands of miles away in Baishui City, in the manager’s office of the Li Family Toy Factory.

Li Jiajun was leaning back in his executive chair, drinking an ice-cold cola while boredly refreshing his online store’s backend data.

The sales for the black tortoise basic version were indeed good, with steady orders coming in every day, which made him very gratified. But when he clicked on the sales page for the top-tier version, the corners of his mouth twitched uncontrollably.

After the world’s first and only buyer—the hardcore Punk Elder—the sales for the top-tier version had remained at a lonely 1.

Looking at the large amount of special composite materials piled up in the warehouse, specifically purchased to produce the top-tier version, he felt a wave of numbness in his heart.

”Sigh, the consumption habits of this generation of elders are still not up to par; they only know how to buy the basic version because it’s cheap.” With a dark face, he once again started his unconscious internal monologue mode, muttering to the air, ”They don’t understand the value of the extreme safety in my top-tier version at all! For a hundred thousand yuan, you’re not getting cheated or fooled; you’re buying 360-degree, no-dead-angle, thoughtful protection! This is simply an insult to my ’Safety First’ design philosophy! People’s hearts are not what they used to be, not what they used to be...”

Just as he was feeling frustrated that his top-quality goods weren’t being recognized, a series of dense ”ding-dong” sounds, like machine-gun fire, suddenly erupted from his computer screen!

Ding-dong! Your store has a new order!

Ding-dong! Your store has a new order!

Ding-dong! Your store has a new order!

...

The notification sounds came one after another without any sign of stopping, playing a symphony of wealth directly in Li Jiajun’s ears.

Li Jiajun froze on the spot, nearly dropping the cola in his hand. He suddenly sat bolt upright in his chair, leaning forward to stare intently at the screen.

In the backend order list, one new order after another was refreshing the page at a frantic speed.

And the content of the orders was all the same—[Black Tortoise No. 1 All-Terrain Intelligent Mobility Scooter (Top-Tier Version)]!

One unit! Five units! Ten units!

Li Jiajun’s eyes grew wider and wider, and his mouth hung open unconsciously. He felt his heart beating wildly in his chest, and blood rushed to his head.

When the number of orders finally settled at 50, he looked at the total amount column in the backend. Seeing the long string of zeros that made his head spin, his brain went ”buzz” and completely fell into a blissful blankness.

’Am I... am I getting rich?’ This thought surfaced in his mind.

It took a full half-minute for Li Jiajun to snap out of his massive euphoria. With trembling hands, he clicked on one of the orders to check the buyer’s information.

”Shipping address... Southwest border, Dehong Prefecture, Mangshi Logistics Hub...”

He clicked on another one.

”Shipping address... Southwest border, Lincang City, Nansan Town Freight Point...”

Over a dozen different IDs, over a dozen different shipping addresses, but without exception, they all pointed to the mountainous region along the southwest border.

Li Jiajun stroked his chin, his brain working rapidly as he began to search for a reasonable explanation for this mysterious windfall.

’Southwest... border... many mountains... difficult roads...’

’Buying fifty top-tier units in one go... what kind of massive investment is this?’

A thought suddenly became clear in his mind.

’I get it!’

’It must be some mysterious tycoon with a big heart focused on the elderly care industry! They saw the unparalleled safety and all-terrain capabilities of our black tortoise and are planning to build a high-end, secluded retirement community deep in the mountains of the southwest border!’ That’s right; for someone with his heaven-defying comprehension, even if the other party used different accounts, he could tell it was the same person placing the orders.

This explanation was simply perfect! It explained why the top-tier version was needed, why it was the southwest border, and even why it was a bulk purchase!

Whether others believed it or not, he certainly did.

He was naturally a bit thick-skinned and clueless anyway.

The more Li Jiajun thought about it, the more plausible it seemed, and he was filled with admiration for this mysterious tycoon he had never met.

Unable to contain his excitement any longer, he immediately set up his phone and started a livestream.

The title was as flamboyant as possible—Orders Exploding! family! Facts prove that making civilian products is the right path!

As soon as the livestream started, tens of thousands of Netizens flooded in.

Li Jiajun’s face was glowing as he faced the camera, announcing excitedly with an uncontrollable tone of showing off:

”family! Great news! Our Li family civilian products have completely broken into the market! Our black tortoise has received its largest order ever!”

He cleared his throat and summarized in the tone of someone who had seen it all: ”What did I say before? Fighting and killing have no future! Serving the people and solving the travel pain points of the elderly, this is the broad road for us entrepreneurs! A mysterious tycoon from the southwest bought fifty top-tier black tortoise units in one go! This fully demonstrates...”

Just as he was about to continue his lecture on business success, the bullet chat in the livestream room exploded instantly with staggering momentum.

”Holy crap! Fifty top-tier units? What kind of nursing home is this hardcore?”

”Southwest border? Streamer, are you sure that’s a nursing home and not some mine owner buying them to use as armored vehicles?”

”Fifty units... Why does that number sound familiar? Isn’t that about the size of an armored platoon?”

”Don’t talk nonsense up there! That’s an elderly joy! An absolutely safe elderly joy!”

”I don’t even dare to think about it... I just want to know, are Uncle Liu’s quick-acting heart-saving pills enough this time?”