I, the Destined Villain, Start by Controlling the Saint

【Dog Cult】【Kun Cult】Su Jinxiu’s enthusiasm overwhelmed Xiao Fan; in her mind, Xiao Fan was someone who truly loved her.

Otherwise, he would never be foolish enough to give her such a supreme treasure.

Since he loved her so much, shouldn’t she repay him in kind?

Therefore, Su Jinxiu was utterly devoted to Xiao Fan, serving him to the best of her abilities, ensuring his physical and mental pleasure.

When she saw Xiao Fan leave her boudoir, he was still smiling at her, which was clearly a sign of his approval.

The Great Tribulation was approaching, and Xiao Fan still had matters to attend to; he still had women in the Lower Realm he hadn’t brought up yet, so he would go back and bring them up one by one.

He would settle them down!

Upon returning to his palace, Xiao Fan saw Wang Cai sleeping, drooling all over the floor.

Ah Kun was much the same; he and Wang Cai were huddled together.

He was sleeping with his head resting on Wang Cai’s dog leg.

Jin Yan, who was nearby, wasn’t much better, but as the Golden Crow Clan’s Crown Prince, he at least slept more gracefully.

These three fellows had somewhat low Realm, and their flying speed couldn’t keep up.

As my lackeys, how can your strength fall behind?

Xiao Fan woke these fellows, preparing to let them also become Grand Unity Golden Immortal.

”Hey, wake up.”

”I told you to guard the door; what’s the meaning of sleeping here?” Xiao Fan reprimanded.

Jin Yan was the first to react; he immediately stood up straight and bowed respectfully.

Upon hearing that familiar voice, Ah Kun’s body trembled; wasn’t this his Master?

He also immediately stood up and respectfully called out:

”Master, you’re back.”

As he spoke, he didn’t forget to poke Wang Cai’s dog head with his wing, trying to wake him up.

However, Wang Cai seemed to be having a good dream, muttering, ”Stop it, can’t a dog get some sleep?”

Cough, cough~

Xiao Fan coughed twice, and Wang Cai, realizing something was amiss, slowly lifted his head, his dog eyes drooping.

Half-asleep, he saw a familiar face and couldn’t help but gasp, immediately standing up straight with a whoosh.

He respectfully called out, ”Master, you’re back.”

Xiao Fan shook his head, seeing this dog; he had none of the ferocity of a Hell Netherhound; now he just knew how to sleep all day, and it really wouldn’t do without some intensity.

Xiao Fan said, ”Do you want to become stronger?”

The two birds and one dog immediately nodded when they heard this question.

Jin Yan: ”Yes.”

Wang Cai: ”I want to become stronger, Master.”

Ah Kun: ”Me too.”

Xiao Fan nodded, praising, ”Good, very spirited.”

He took out three fruits, which were, of course, Grand Unity Golden Immortal Realm fruits.

The fruit’s fragrance wafted out; just smelling it had the effect of loosening one’s Realm, and Jin Yan, Ah Kun, and Wang Cai’s eyes lit up, looking with eager anticipation.

What a wondrous fruit; now I should have some good fruit to eat, right?

Xiao Fan said, ”This fruit is called the Grand Luo Golden Immortal, a supreme treasure.”

”The Grand Luo Golden Immortal, as the name suggests, allows one to directly become a Grand Unity Golden Immortal after consumption.”

The two silly birds and one silly dog’s eyes went wide upon hearing this, their yearning impossible to hide.

Xiao Fan continued, ”Now, I’ll give each of you one, but...”

”After achieving Grand Unity, you must carve out a path for me.”

”I’ve already planned it for you.”

”Jin Yan, don’t you want to revive the ancient glory of the Golden Crow Clan? I’ll help you achieve this dream; eat it, become a Grand Unity Golden Immortal, and better distinguish yourself during the Great Tribulation.”

”Seize divine materials, seize Geniuses, seize territory; seize everything useful for me and build a grand Golden Crow Divine Kingdom.”

”Do you have the confidence?”

Jin Yan’s eyes gleamed as he listened; of course, he wanted to!

He had originally thought he would lose his freedom and only be a mount, living a bleak life.

Who would have thought he would meet a noble person!

”Master, I have absolute confidence!” Jin Yan declared with conviction.

”Good, this Grand Luo Golden Immortal is my investment in you; I hope you manage it well and raise a group of beautiful little Golden Crows for me.”

”No males,” Xiao Fan emphasized.

Jin Yan nodded, assuring, ”Of course, I will definitely cultivate little Golden Crows that meet Master’s requirements.”

Xiao Fan placed a fruit on his claw.

Ah Kun and Wang Cai’s eyes were full of envy; could it be obtained so easily?

Xiao Fan turned his gaze to the other silly bird and silly dog; these two immediately straightened their backs and held their heads high, though their smiles were indeed very fawning, with a flattering style.

Xiao Fan, of course, knew that these two were performing for him; it was acceptable.

”Do you want to get it?”

”Yes, Master, I dream of it.”

Wang Cai spoke first, saying, ”The ’want’ I’m talking about isn’t for myself; I’m thinking of expanding territory for Master and establishing a vast domain.”

”I also want to build a temporary palace there and gather beautiful women from all over the world for Master, so he can have a place to rest in his leisure time.”

”I really want to; I dream of contributing to Master.”

This string of words left Ah Kun speechless.

”No, Brother Wang Cai, you usually only tell me to guard the door and sleep, fishing in troubled waters; you never taught me such words.”

”Ah, so you’ve been hiding it all along.”

Ah Kun struggled for a long time but couldn’t utter a single word.

In the end, he could only blandly reply, ”I also want to get it.”

Xiao Fan found it somewhat amusing; could it be that you are the ancestor of the sycophant world?

Wang Cai’s suggestion was indeed very good.

It wasn’t that he necessarily had to gather beautiful women from all over the world, but Xiao Fan indeed needed a temporary palace to rest; whether or not there were beautiful women was irrelevant.

Truly irrelevant.

Xiao Fan waved his hand, throwing a fruit into his dog’s mouth, and praised him, saying:

”I, Xiao Fan, am investing in your project.”

”I hope you can achieve results soon; I have high hopes for you.”

Wang Cai guaranteed, ”Master, I will definitely not disappoint your expectations.”

Xiao Fan then said, ”Your faction will be called [Dog Sect], keep the name simple, so I don’t forget it.”

Wang Cai: ”Thank you, Master, for the name. A simple name is good; it has a sense of returning to simplicity. Your naming, Master, has the essence of the Great Dao’s simplicity within it; your taste, Master, is truly high.”

”I will definitely not disappoint Master’s bestowed name and will spread the great name of [Dog Sect] throughout the myriad Realms and heavens!”

Xiao Fan was quite pleased; it seemed Wang Cai hadn’t just been guarding the door all these years but had also been learning and improving.

Who said a dog’s mouth couldn’t utter ivory?

Xiao Fan nodded in approval, saying, ”Your project has great potential; I have high hopes for you.”

Ah Kun was utterly dumbfounded; he had never seen such a fawning dog.

He also wanted to flatter, but such rhetoric wasn’t something one could learn in a day or two.

So Ah Kun was a bit dejected, feeling that the position of Master’s number one lackey was about to be snatched by Wang Cai.

After all, he was truly a dog.

When it was Ah Kun’s turn, Xiao Fan said, ”What about you? Is there anything you want to say?”

Ah Kun said, ”I, Master, I...”

Flattery was delicate work, and not everyone was like Wang Cai, so Xiao Fan didn’t make it difficult for him.

”Don’t say anything else.”

”I’ll let you out, and you will establish a sect for me; I’ve even thought of the name for you.”

”It will be called [Kun Sect]!”

”Oh, and I’ve also designed the sect’s attire for you; make good use of it.”

”That’s not all; I’ve also recorded exclusive immortal techniques for you, including [Iron Mountain Against], [Abnormal White Discharge], [Cover Crotch], and other [Kun Sect] ultimate skills.”

As he spoke, he took out his ancestral white suspenders, black suit, and that middle-parted hairstyle, putting them on Ah Kun’s head.

Ah Kun was overwhelmed by the favor; even for Wang Cai, Master had only given a name.

But his own treatment included a style, special clothing, and even unique ultimate skills; Master had high hopes for him!

Xiao Fan continued, ”I hope you can carry forward [Kun Sect] and let all the myriad Realms and heavens see your middle-parted hair and suspender pants.”

”I have high hopes for you.”

Xiao Fan straightened the middle-parted hair for him and gently patted his shoulder.

Ah Kun was moved to tears; he said:

”Master, even if Ah Kun has to sacrifice this life, I will make the name of [Kun Sect] resound throughout the heavens.”

Seeing him like this, Xiao Fan knew it was settled!

Finally, Xiao Fan gave a lecture: ”You all listen carefully; these three fruits aren’t given to you for free. I want to see a return.”

”Otherwise, you won’t have a good time.”

The two silly birds and one silly dog all promised Xiao Fan that they would definitely make a name for themselves.

Xiao Fan was not afraid that these fellows would break free from his control; if he didn’t even have that much confidence, what kind of villain would he be?

Advancing to Grand Unity Golden Immortal was not a big deal for a force like Yaochi Immortal Palace, which had two Hunyuan Palace Masters.

So there was no need to go outside; they could just advance within the Yaochi Immortal Palace territory.

However, to the outside world, it was an earth-shattering event.

Because in the Yaochi Immortal Palace, three Grand Unity Golden Immortals appeared one after another, which caused a huge stir in the Eternal Immortal Domain.

”What, even dogs have become Grand Unity Golden Immortal?”