I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Chapter 2199: Sinner of the Four Nine Immortal Sect

Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations

Chen Yonglong was in a state of despair.

Drink the f*cking sauce?!

Telling him to drink the snot of a Red Snot Insect was like telling him to die!

Upon hearing Little Gu’s words, the other disciples couldn’t help but look at Chen Yonglong in sympathy. They only needed to eat the pig feet that were braised in the snot. However, Chen Yonglong was one-upping them and directly drinking the snot…

What a brave and commendable man!

Compared to Chen Yonglong’s misfortune, they suddenly felt as if they weren’t so unlucky to taste this delicious dish. In fact, they even felt a mysterious sense of comfort?

This was analogous to if a person were suddenly forced to drink piss. That would definitely be a nightmare, and they would definitely resist to the death. However, once they saw someone else being forced to eat sh*t, they might perhaps develop a sense of superiority upon realizing that they were only being forced to drink piss.

In some sense, it could be said that Chen Yonglong’s misfortune had soothed the mental damage felt by the other disciples. They turned their gazes back to the pig feet on the large wok.

Little Gu smiled and said, “The fragrant dish is already done, so everyone can enjoy it now! Remember not to waste anything, and make sure to eat it all!”

She was clearly a beautiful and gentle woman, yet her smile at this moment appeared especially frightening in the eyes of the disciples.

They had already agreed to try the dish, so they couldn’t go back on their word. This was the rule.

The disciples could only muster their courage and eat what was in front of them.

Chen Yonglong felt numb in the head as he stared at the large bowl of soup before him. His vision was blurry, and he muttered, “Why can you guys eat the pig feet, but I can only drink the soup…”

“Because you’re allergic to pig feet!” a female disciple beside him said with a giggle.

Chen Yonglong was rendered speechless.

The lucky students started to chow down on the fragrant meal.

Staring at the viscous red liquid before him, Chen Yonglong suddenly recalled a famous quote spoken by Sect Leader An Lin. One couldn’t focus on only the surface of matters—a matter might be pink and dreamy on the outside, yet black when cut open to reveal the inside; a matter might appear ugly and repulsive on the outside, yet contain a trove of treasures on the inside!

This was a profound notion, one that was summarized from rich life experiences. In fact, it could be used to describe Little Gu’s delicacies, right?

The black pig feet looked delicious; much more delicious than the viscous red soup.

However, perhaps it was this soup that the other disciples avoided like a poison that was the most delicious and nutritious?

Yes, that’s right, it’s definitely like this! This soup is a treasure trove!

A bright glimmer erupted from Chen Yonglong’s eyes as he looked at the other disciples chowing down on the pig feet with expressions of torment. He knew that he had discovered the truth.

He raised the large bowl and immediately started to gulp down the viscous red soup.

“This taste is truly…”

Chen Yonglong’s hands shuddered, and his eyes bulged as he looked up at the sky.

“Burp!”

“Senior Brother Chen Yonglong!”

“Brother Chen Yonglong! What’s wrong?!”

“Damn it! He’s spewing white foam! Vice-Pavilion Lord Little Gu, save him!”

“Someone! Hurry… hurry up and take him to the Purple Star emergency center!”

To the east of the Purple Star Pavilion.

There was a gigantic palace.

Just how gigantic was this palace? It was almost ten thousand times larger than the Sect Leader Palace!

One had to realize that the Sect Leader Palace was already the most magnificent and impressive structure of the Four Nine Immortal Sect. Thus, what kind of concept was a palace that was ten thousand times larger?

It wouldn’t be an exaggeration to call it a mini continent.

This was none other than the Spirit Patriarch Palace!

Right now, it had already risen to become the top cultivation location of the Four Nine Immortal Sect.

In fact, it was the number one holy land for cultivating one’s divine sense in the entire Tai Chu Continent. Even the supreme beings of the Void Spirit Realm were envious of the unique cultivation methods that specifically targeted one’s divine sense inside this palace.

However, it was a shame that the Four Nine Immortal Sect had already severed all relations with them.

The anguished wails of the disciples and elders of the Four Nine Immortal Sect frequently reverberated throughout this palace, and it was as if one had entered some ghost house. However, the encounters of the disciples and elders were even direr than if they had actually entered a ghost house. It was not uncommon to see members of the sect drenched in blood and being carried out on a stretcher.

“Hurry! Take him to the Purple Star emergency center!”

“Hurry up! Junior Brother Zhao’s arms have already been crushed into a pulp! His divine sense has also been severely wounded! He needs to be taken to the intensive care unit!”

Wounded disciples frequently entered and exited this palace.

However, everyone was still keen as always as they rushed here to cultivate.

The Spirit Patriarch Palace was far too mysterious, so much so that the disciples would yearn to enter even if they understood the terrifying dangers that lay inside.

Moreover, the strength of their divine senses would grow at a rate that was visible to the naked eye each time that they entered to cultivate. It could be said that the divine senses of everyone in the Four Nine Immortal Sect had been trained to an impressive state!

In addition to this, there was also the flawless after-sales service of the Purple Star Pavilion. Their slogan read, “We can revive you as long as you still have a breath, and there’s a large chance that we can help you make a full recovery.”

Upon seeing this slogan, the disciples who participated in the trials inside the palace would feel much more at ease.

Thus, the Spirit Patriarch Palace was extremely busy even though it was terrifying.

Spirit Maiden—the once lonely Guardian Artifact Spirit—had finally become happy now. Right now, she was wearing a red qipao that perfectly showed off her slender and shapely figure.

She was holding a glass of red wine in her pale and slender hand, and she slowly brought this to her luscious red lips. She continued to enjoy this red wine as she listened to the mesmerizing music of the disciples screaming in torment. She felt that her days were now rich and joyful.

Bai Ling gazed at a large screen as she sat beside the Spirit Maiden, and she said calmly, “Among the high-level trials for those at the Soul Formation Stage, the Soul Saber Formation in the White Tiger Trial is far too weak. Several students successfully passed this formation without being brought to tears… This section can be strengthened accordingly…”

The Spirit Maiden wore a delighted smile as she glanced at Bai Ling, and she said, “What a coincidence! I was also thinking the exact same thing. Sister Bai, you’re truly a like-minded friend.”

The atmosphere was extremely cordial as the two of them exchanged a knowing smile.

As the correspondent in this palace, Zhou Yu didn’t dare to even breathe too loudly. He was drenched in a cold sweat, and it was as if saying anything would interrupt the secret discussions between the two demonesses.

He started to scan through the news of the Four Nine Immortal Sect. However, he couldn’t help but splutter in laughter when he came across a certain article, and this instantly caught the attention of the two demonic women.

“What are you laughing about?” Bai Ling asked in curiosity.

“Hahaha! Chen Yonglong drank the snot of a thousand-year-old Red Snot Insect as if it were soup, yet it was so disgusting that he ended up vomiting white foam. He was eventually taken to the Purple Star emergency center.” Zhou Yu could barely contain his laughter.

Bai Ling covered her mouth and said with a chuckle, “It was Little Gu’s dark cuisine again, huh?”

Meanwhile, the Spirit Maiden muttered, “I feel like Little Gu is definitely measured when she makes her dark cuisines. Having someone eat until they need to be sent to the emergency center most likely isn’t because of the taste. Perhaps one’s senses and awareness will both reflect on the taste of the snot once it becomes disgusting enough, and this will continue to deepen one’s sensation and awareness of this taste. This will in turn lead to a secondary shock…”

“Yeh, I think the main reason he needed to be hospitalized was that he suffered a severe mental shock…” the Spirit Maiden muttered.

Her eyes became brighter and brighter, and it was as if she had received some sort of inspiration. She was extremely animated as she said, “I’ve got it! Extreme disgust can lead to a peculiar mental shock that will in turn trigger the potential of one’s divine sense. I’ve already thought of how to organize the new trial!”

There was a sparkle in Bai Ling’s eyes as she said, “I’ll also participate!”

Zhou Yu wore an expression of terror as he stood beside them.

Were these two women demons?!

He was filled with regret at this moment. Why did he choose to laugh when he read that news just then? He had made himself a sinner of the Four Nine Immortal Sect!