I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations

Xu Xiaolan pointed toward a faint pillar of white light in the northeastern direction with a smile on her face. “It’s all thanks to Nuwa’s mending of the heavens. She has provided an indirect assist to Big Sister Chang’e.”

An Lin came to a sudden realization upon hearing this. “Oh, I get it. After the Heavenly Dao became more complete, it’s exerting more restrictions upon the Heavenly Gods. Those Heavenly Gods were the ones targeting Chang’e during her battle of Dao Integration.”

“Now that the Heavenly Dao is restricting the Heavenly Gods, the power targeting Chang’e has been restricted as well, which has given Chang’e a chance to retaliate and turn the tables!”

He raised a cup of immortal wine to the white moon in the sky with a smile on his face. “This is indeed worthy of celebration! Chang’e, I propose a toast to you!”

In the battle between the two moons, one of them had to die.

He was actually very concerned when Chang’e was forced onto the back foot as that was pushing her closer to her death, but there was nothing he could do.

However, Chang’e had now turned the tables, which meant that not only would she not die, she was going to reach unprecedented heights. As her friend, An Lin was naturally extremely elated.

In the next few days, the white moon in the sky grew brighter and brighter, while the red moon in the sky continued to dim.

If no other mishaps occurred, Chang’e’s victory was assured.

Meanwhile, near the distant Earth.

A white figure flew out from within a massive spatial gate between the two worlds.

He had a pair of wings on his back, and he flew through space at an extremely fast speed with a white, crystalline defensive barrier around him that was capable of blocking all attacks from any weapons on Earth.

However, he suddenly crashed violently into a powerful enchantment barrier.

“Oh oh oh… We’ve got a big fish this time…” A little girl with flawlessly intricate features looked on with bright eyes as she manipulated a blue star formation to surround the enemy.

“Crap! No wonder we lost contact with everyone who went through that gate; there’s a spell formation ambush here!” The man was a Heavenly Human Tribe Great General, and he immediately turned and tried to flee into the spatial gate upon seeing this.

He flew at an extremely fast speed and could unleash a Dao Integration Stage power for a short time.

“Hey, are you going back so soon?”

A crisp, pleasant voice sounded from up ahead.

A woman with an explosive figure and a pair of white rabbit ears wearing a lolita dress appeared right in the Heavenly Human Tribe Great General’s path of escape.

“Piss off!” the Heavenly Human Tribe Great General roared with rage. A holy light fell from the sky before converging to become a light sword several kilometers in length, which he then swept toward the woman.

“Wow… Such a powerful sword strike!”

The woman let loose a cry of surprise before kicking at the light sword with her long, beautiful leg.

Bam!!!

The Heavenly Human Tribe Great General’s massive light sword was shattered by her kick.

“This…” The Heavenly Human Tribe Great General’s eyes widened as his head went completely blank.

Since when did his attacks become so frail? Even Dao Integration Stage super mighty figures had to treat his attacks with caution.

Could it be…

In the next instant, a pair of white rabbit ears appeared right before him.

The woman leaned forward, and her rabbit ears almost came into contact with his face as pink light enshrouded her fists. An indescribably terrifying burst of energy fluctuations erupted, threatening to freeze the space around him for all of eternity.

“Pink Rabbit Heaven Crushing Fists!”

Bam!!!

She launched an almighty strike.

Her heaven crushing true intent instantly tore through the Heavenly Human Tribe Great General’s defenses.

An expression of shock and horror appeared on the Heavenly Human Tribe Great General’s face, but before he could do anything, he was reduced to nothingness by the petite, pink fists that crashed into his body.

The Rabbit Maiden slowly withdrew her fists with an expression of shock on her face. “What a powerful enemy! To think that he was able to take two of my fists…”

Xiao Fu looked on with a speechless expression. “You insta-killed him, but you’re praising him? Is this a new way of insulting your enemies?”

The Rabbit Maiden replied with an earnest expression, “We should pay our respects to the enemies we have killed.”

Xiao Fu: “…”

The Rabbit Maiden sent a text message to An Lin: Rabbit Maiden protected the Earth again today! When are you going to bring your dishes to me?

Within the White Nectar Sea.

Atop a divine tree.

“Great General Long Ying has perished…” A woman with green hair opened her orange eyes. “He died in less than a minute and didn’t even get a chance to escape. There must be at least three Dao Integration Stage super mighty figures stationed at the spatial gate. Nuwa sure is going to great lengths to protect Earth…”

“Nuwa has already been enraged and is mending the heavens in advance. We have already completed our objective, so why are you still trying to destroy Earth?” the Heavenly Heaven God asked.

The woman replied with a faint smile, “I haven’t enraged An Lin yet. He would be very sad and infuriated if I was to kill his family and friends, right?”

The Heavenly Heaven God fell silent for a moment. “What’s the point in doing that? An Lin is going to battle Light, Earth, and Sea sooner or later. Incurring his wrath could make him turn on us instead…”

“No… he won’t do that. He will view the entire Heavenly Human Tribe and all Heavenly Gods as his enemies. Perhaps doing this could also stimulate him and provide a further power boost to him. That would be beneficial to us, no?” the woman replied in an indifferent voice.

“Who do you want to deploy?” the Heavenly Heaven God asked. “The powerful beings deployed to Earth may well be much more powerful than what you are envisioning…”

“We’re keeping tabs on all of the Gods of Creation as well as An Lin, and none of them have appeared on Earth. As such, the powerful beings deployed to Earth must be below the God of Creation Stage. We’ll just have to deploy a Heavenly God to take care of this.” The Heavenly Life Goddess smiled.

“Nuwa will react very quickly if we deploy a Heavenly God. If we take too long, the Heavenly God could be placed in great danger…” the Heavenly Heaven God cautioned.

“Seeing as that’s the case, we’ll send the Heavenly God most capable of slaughtering living beings quickly.” The Heavenly Life Goddess smiled.

The Heavenly Heaven God: “Who do you have in mind?”

The Heavenly Life Goddess: “Mind, come on out.”

A semi-transparent, green lizard dragon with a pair of wings on its back appeared in front of the woman before kneeling to the ground. “Heavenly Life Goddess.”

“How long do you need to destroy a planet with three to five Dao Integration Stage super mighty figures and less than ten Return to Void Stage mighty figures?” the Heavenly Life Goddess asked.

“Do I have to kill the Dao Integration Stage super mighty figures?” the lizard dragon asked.

“No, just kill everything else,” the Heavenly Life Goddess replied.

“Ten seconds is all I will need,” the Heavenly Mind God replied earnestly.

Even the Heavenly Heaven God was quite surprised to hear this.

However, a smile appeared on the Heavenly Life Goddess’ face. “See? Destroying a vast number of living beings in one go can be achieved much more quickly through a mental attack rather than physical annihilation… Just one mental attack that affects the entire planet will be able to take care of all of the living beings there…”

“What would you like me to do, Heavenly Life Goddess?” the Heavenly Mind God asked in a respectful voice.

The Heavenly Life Goddess waved a hand. “Go and destroy all life forms on Earth.”