I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

“You two just want to drool over more women, don’t you?” Tina crossed her arms angrily.

An Lin immediately replied with a straight face, “Please don’t doubt my diligence to my work! I’m only here to observe the Fox Tribe!”

“Only by understanding our enemies can we defeat our enemies, woof!” Da Bai chimed in.

Xiao Chou felt like this was quite reasonable. “Alright. This is my first time coming here as well, so I’ll make some observations too.”

An Lin and Da Bai were elated to have Xiao Chou’s support.

Tina heaved a resigned sigh and fluttered over to An Lin’s side in order to sit on his shoulder as she usually did. However, she quickly flew away silently with a disdainful expression at the sight of An Lin staring at the vixens on the street.

Most of the living beings walking on the streets were members of the Fox Tribe.

The Fox Tribe was a tribe that yearned for human beauty, so their aesthetic standards were almost identical to humans.

All of them normally had two forms, one of which was a fox form, while the other was a human form, and among the two, most of them preferred their human forms. As such, most of the passersby appeared in their human forms.

The men of the Fox Tribe were mostly quite handsome, and the vast majority of women from the Fox Tribe were seductive vixens. Of course, there were some who had purer and more innocent forms, but they were by far the minority.

The Fox Tribe was quite an open tribe, so most of them were also quite scantily dressed.

“Look at that *ss… Ptui! I mean that tail! It’s so plump and perky! We have to be on our guard, she might be hiding a weapon of mass destruction under all that fur!”

“Big Brother An, look at that red fox! What a vicious chest! We have to pay extra attention to vixens like her in case she’s concealing dangerous weapons in that ravine-like cleavage! Woof!”

“Gasp… You’re right, Da Bai! We really do have to be on our guard!”

The two of them looked around with glowing excitement in their eyes, pointing out potentially “dangerous” vixens to one another.

Xiao Chou didn’t know what they were excited about. Were they attracted to large backsides and chests?

The little white fox’s fox form was the most beautiful. Even from a human’s aesthetic standards, wasn’t Tina the most beautiful and flawless one here? Why were An Lin and Da Bai so interested in all of these vixens instead? Xiao Chou was completely perplexed.

After a while…

Xiao Chou finally couldn’t help but ask, “Big Brother An, are these vixens really all that good looking? Why do I feel like none of them are as beautiful as Little Na?”

Tina was almost moved to the point of tears upon hearing this. God had finally smiled down upon her and bestowed upon her a companion who wasn’t blind! There was a flawlessly beautiful fairy right here, but these horny perverts were looking at vixens instead!

To her surprise… An Lin and Da Bai shook their heads in unison as wicked smiles appeared on their faces.

“You don’t understand, Xiao Chou. To determine whether someone is beautiful or not, you have to take into account both the outward appearance and the disposition,” An Lin elaborated with a serious expression.

Tina pouted as she placed her hands on her hips. “Are you saying I have a crappy disposition?”

“No no no, Little Na, your disposition is impeccable. However,” An Lin’s words took a turn here as he said, “your disposition is one that is too holy to be encroached upon. You’re flawlessly beautiful, like a perfect work of art. But the beauty of the vixens here, hehehe…”

An Lin suddenly began to chuckle.

Da Bai finished his sentence, “The beauty of these vixens is the impossibly seductive type. It’s the type that screams ‘please mount me’! Woof!”

Tina’s face convulsed upon hearing this.

Xiao Chou thought about it for a few seconds before coming to a sudden realization. “So, you’re staying here to look at all of the beauties after all!”

An Lin: “…”

Da Bai: “…”

Crap, they had been found out…

An Lin and Da Bai were infuriated.

They were trying to instill within Xiao Chou the correct beauty standards, only for him to see through their covers!

“Ahem… We’ve completed our observation and will now be traveling deeper into Qing Hu City in search of more information.” An Lin coughed a little awkwardly.

Thus, the four of them began to explore Qing Hu City.

The buildings in Qing Hu City were quite antiquated, and most of them were wooden houses that reflected the beauty and serenity of nature. There were many shops and stalls along the streets, and they sold all types of wares including spirit fruits and even spirit beast eggs.

An Lin had seen a vast array of treasures before, so he only scanned his eyes through the wares being sold on the streets before getting bored and focusing his eyes on all of the vixens on the street again.

He felt like he had made the right decision to come here.

After all, he was very happy to be able to see so many beauties… Ptui! He was very happy to be able to help Xiao Chou.

Perhaps it was because he was rather handsome, but after only walking for a short while, there had already been ten vixens aiming seductive winks at him, one of which had even stuck out her dainty little tongue at him.

How stimulating!

There was danger everywhere!

Da Bai was quite displeased. “Why are all of the vixens looking at you? Are they looking down on me? Woof!”

A smug smile appeared on An Lin’s face. “It’s because I’m more handsome, more powerful, more rich, more outstanding, and more perfect than you!”

Da Bai: “…”

The Fox Tribe yearned for human beauty, so a handsome man like An Lin was obviously going to attract a lot of attention.

Aside from all of the specialty stalls along the streets, there were also a few brothels.

The brothels were very easy to spot as there were always some sexy vixens standing outside. They enthusiastically latched onto prospective customers before unleashing a wave of irresistible seduction.

Many of the men passing by simply couldn’t resist the temptation and were escorted into the brothels with blushes on their faces.

Da Bai had completely gone off the boil and made a libido-driven rush for the nearest brothel, only to be held back by An Lin.

“Are you insane? Xiao Chou and Little Na are still here!” An Lin scolded.

“We can split up! I’m willing to put myself in danger for the team and explore that sinister place, woof!” Da Bai’s eyes were glued to the seductive vixens outside the brothel as he spoke.

An Lin: “…”

He couldn’t be bothered wasting any more words with Da Bai, so he dragged the horny dog behind him.

There were also some male brothels with handsome gigolos outside, who were putting on all sorts of poses. Even though they didn’t say anything, their actions conveyed much more than they could through words.

Some women, as well as men, couldn’t resist the urge to enter.

Each of the gigolos looked to be quite a high-caliber man, so they had to give them a taste.

An Lin and Da Bai were not interested in gigolos, and they hurriedly walked away with goosebumps all over their bodies.

All in all, the prostitution industry flourished here. Many members of the human race, the Dragon Tribe, the Light Wing Clan, the Dark Wing Tribe, and other tribes with humanoid forms flocked to this place for some fox meat. Hence, this was one of the most important industries in Qing Hu City.

While he was enjoying the scenery, An Lin was also unleashing his divine sense to detect the cultivation bases of the Fox Tribe cultivators present.

He had used his divine sense to scan over ten thousand Fox Tribe cultivators, among which there were already seven Soul Formation Stage powerful beings. This was quite a terrifying proportion. Could this be because of the wedding that was about to take place?

Within a spirit fruit shop, An Lin and the others sat around a table as they indulged in all sorts of delectable fruits.

All of the fruits grown here in the Fox Tribe territory had a peculiar taste, which was very easy to get addicted to. Normal living beings would be completely unable to stop eating once they started, and there were many who had become bankrupt in order to fuel their fruit addictions.

This was another important industry in Qing Hu City!

Even though these fruits were renowned for being addictive, many living beings were still unable to repress their curiosity and went down the path of no return.

There was never a lack of people like those in this world.

Some people thought that they weren’t this type of person, only to realize how wrong they had been after falling into the abyss.

An Lin was also unable to stop as he devoured one fruit after another. It was simply too delicious! The juices were like a pair of hands stimulating and teasing his tongue, giving him a feeling of immense satisfaction that he didn’t want to end!

Right at this moment, a conversation from nearby made him falter in his fruit-devouring frenzy.

“Have you heard that the young master of the Black Saber Sect also received an invitation to the wedding?”

“I’m so envious. I really want to go to the fox prince’s wedding too…”

“You? Stop daydreaming! You won’t receive an invitation! You won’t be able to attend unless you’re the servant or entourage of a famous figure.”