I Materialized the Cultivation Game

”Now there’s even a meme going around saying ’Patriarch Chen talks all about believing in science, but in the blink of an eye, he’s up on the rooftop doing Wall-Climbing and Roof-Soaring.’

If he were holding a girl and slowly descending with an umbrella, paying homage to Huang Feihong, it would definitely blow up even more.

As for the scene and plot, they don’t really matter.

After all, it’s just a short video for entertainment, not a TV drama.

Some TV dramas are even more halfhearted, with their Qinggong on wires looking like zombie jumps.

The key is that the audience finds out the video is shot in batches, and he’s filming with different National Style beauties, which would pile up popularity.

’Is that okay?’ Xiaomi asked.

’Mm!’ Chen Han nodded.

Seeing this, Xiaomi handed him a bouquet of flowers, then took the umbrella from his hand and climbed up the bamboo ladder.

The rooftop of Xiaoyu’s attic is over six meters high. It was clearly Xiaomi’s first time climbing so high, and she was very cautious. She needed Xiaoyu to pull her up to reach the rooftop.

After getting the signal that filming could start, Chen Han took the bouquet, leapt up in two steps, pushed off the wall to gain height, and then used the edge to propel himself easily onto the rooftop.

His movements were very light, pleasing to the eye, making the girls like Lobster and Crooked-Mouthed Dragon King full of amazement.

’Patriarch Chen’s Qinggong looks even better than before.’

’Yeah, seeing this Wall-Climbing and Roof-Soaring in person, Patriarch Chen is just so handsome!’

’Lobster, stop drooling like that!’

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Actually, they didn’t know that Chen Han was holding back.

To the average person, this already seemed unbelievable, and he could still say he believes in science, which would leave those parkour guys just grumbling.

If he exerted his full strength, then there might truly be no way to claim it’s all about believing in science, and the parkour guys wouldn’t dare to compete.

On the rooftop, Chen Han, holding the flowers, approached Xiaomi, delivering his lines while offering her the bouquet. Then he swiftly took the umbrella from her hand, and Xiaomi seamlessly fell into his embrace.

Then came the show-off moment. With a snap, the umbrella opened, and he leapt from the rooftop holding Xiaomi. This time, his body remained light, as if possessing a terrifying hovering ability, finally landing smoothly and gracefully.

This scene left Lobster, Crooked-Mouthed Dragon King, Little Celestial Fairy, and the other girls in shock, breaking into applause.

Even knowing it’s an imitation of a Huang Feihong movie scene, Patriarch Chen definitely looked more impressive than Huang Feihong. That movie felt like it was all about wires, but Patriarch Chen really had the skills.

The tourists watching outside were also full of disbelief. Seeing Patriarch Chen’s Qinggong in the video had an impact, but nowhere near the impact of witnessing it in person.

Then, just as Chen Han folded the umbrella, a sudden ’ouch’ came from the entrance, as a girl stumbled and rolled into the courtyard.

This scene left everyone dumbfounded. The girl was in a sexy short dress, quite young, in her twenties, with a great figure. One of her high heel shoe’s heels was bent, clearly causing her fall.

’Baby, what’s wrong with you? You’ve fallen three times on the way in.’ A worried male voice sounded, and a bald man in his forties appeared, looking flustered.

Unexpectedly, he stumbled too, stepping on his own feet in his haste, and fell forward, knocking the already risen sexy girl back to the ground.

This scene left Xiaomi, Lobster, and all the girls stunned.

Are they really that unlucky?

Taking turns falling, are they?

And the age difference between the two is just too big, right? Seeing how close they were as they got back up, they clearly weren’t father and daughter.

Chen Han looked at the unlucky pair, lost in thought.

As he pondered, he suddenly saw the bald man’s forehead get hit by something wet.

A cheerful bird call sounded from above.