I Materialized the Cultivation Game

”Did he... get hemorrhoids?” Ma Qi blurted out due to his wife’s shock, almost instinctively. But after speaking, he felt it was inappropriate, as Patriarch Chen’s excuse seemed like he was probing.

Chen Han, however, replied with a smile, ”It’s normal. Yesterday there was a drizzle, and now returning to the southern skies easily causes hemorrhoids, compounded with impatience and qi explosion, hemorrhoid rupture – common sense.”

With the words ”normal” and ”common sense” out, Ma Qi had countless words to prove Patriarch Chen was talking nonsense but couldn’t voice them.

Chen Kai looked at Ma Qi’s constipated expression, clearly empathetic, and quickly changed the topic: ”Patriarch Chen, after the enlightenment ceremony and the Flower Sea ’creation’ miracle, there will definitely be a stable tourist flow here to Chen Family. When people from other villages come to sell things, we should pay attention to this.”

Chen Han laughed, ”In this regard, we still need support from the county because we do not have law enforcement power, and are quite helpless regarding such people.”

”We’ve already applied for tourist police for the Chen Family side, and I’m trying to push it further.” Chen Kai immediately said, receiving the response he desired.

Patriarch Chen agreed to people from other villages coming to sell things, but hoped such incidents wouldn’t occur again.

He was satisfied and grateful for this, so after discussing with Patriarch Chen, he hurriedly took people back to the county to urge the tourist police matter.

After sending off the county’s cultural tourism officials, Chen Han returned to his courtyard to meet Xiaomi waiting for him.

”Where’s Xiaoyu?” Chen Han inquired.

”She’s editing videos.” Xiaomi explained.

”So there’s time?” Chen Han asked with a grin.

”Ah... you’re such a person... Learn to control yourself...”

...(slightly omitted)...

It’s quite absurd to do absurd things during the day.

After a while, Chen Han looked at Xiaomi in his arms, unable to resist asking, ”You wore Hanfu, why not wear a bellyband?”

Apparently, he was a bit disappointed by this.

Really, he just wanted to complete the task of the bellyband maniac title, not for the charm +2 attribute.

A task left uncompleted always feels uncomfortable.

”Next time!” Xiaomi responded coquettishly.

She realized he really liked her wearing the bellyband, seemingly having a special fetish.

Then, she solemnly advised, ”Can you pay attention to your health and control yourself?”

Listening to her concern, Chen Han leaned into her ear, saying, ”Let me tell you some good news. Yesterday, when the Demon-Vanquishing Celestial Venerable blessed me, bathed in the divine dew, I felt exceedingly comfortable, and my symptoms improved significantly.”

”In my muddled state, I seemed to hear the Demon-Vanquishing Celestial Venerable whispering that someone was praying for me, and the Celestial Venerable instructed to hold a blessing ceremony annually at the same time. He will continue to bless, and my illness will eventually heal.”

Initially, he crafted the narrative earnestly, the latter half he concocted nonsensically.

Who knew his words startled Xiaomi, causing the parts amplified by the Yellow Spirit Melon to tremble into alluring curves.

Because she had perceived the divine dew’s remarkable effect yesterday, she sincerely prayed to the Celestial Venerable, hoping he might heal Chen Han so that she could do anything, even serving the Taoist Sect, becoming a believer.

Now hearing Chen Han’s words, she thought of yesterday’s event, about her prayers. If it wasn’t true, how could Chen Han have heard the Demon-Vanquishing Celestial Venerable speak of someone praying for him?

At this moment, she didn’t consider Chen Han was making it up. In her heart, she believed Chen Han surely wouldn’t deceive her.

Moreover, her personal experiences during this period made her believe the Chen Family’s Demon-Vanquishing Celestial Venerable would indeed bless.

Otherwise, how to explain the Demon-Vanquishing Celestial Venerable’s blessings?

Or how to explain the descent of divine dew?

Listening to Chen Han’s words, his illness wasn’t completely cured and needed another year of blessing ceremony.

The Demon-Vanquishing Celestial Venerable’s blessing should heal once fully; was it perhaps due to a vow she made that requires fulfillment?

She placed the burden of solving this issue upon herself.

Truly, she didn’t doubt Chen Han’s words at all.

Thinking this, she hastily got up, with the amplified spots causing another tremor, pulling Chen Han: ”Quickly wash, we’re heading to the county!”

Soon after, Chen Han, pulled by Xiaomi, left Chen Family, boarded a taxi, and headed to the county hospital.

His mind promptly devised strategies.

His illness had healed, and now Xiaomi wanted him checked; an x-ray would reveal he was completely well.

With Xiaomi carrying his medical records, a hospital test couldn’t cover it up, even if claiming doctor misdiagnosis would cause substantial issues.

After all, his condition had required several analgesics prescriptions from the municipal hospital.

As everyone knows, such analgesics aren’t casually prescribed, if misdiagnosed and prescribed multiple times, it could ruin a doctor, even cause a hospital to bear accountability.

The attending chief was a good doctor; he couldn’t let him fail; importantly, such incidents would prompt investigations, causing quite a stir, perhaps leading to significant news coverage.

Such matters are different from Demon-Vanquishing Celestial Venerable blessings or miracles like Flower Sea blooming overnight.

Thinking this, he immediately attempted to mobilize True Qi toward his lung region, then control its adherence onto the lungs.

Currently, his memory was quite impressive, having seen his x-rays before, roughly remembering the components of the lung shadows, thus in introspection state, True Qi could be adjusted to cover shadowy parts.

When examining x-rays, it relied on machines, the principle primarily leveraging differential densities and thickness of body tissues to form shadow images on detectors via penetration of different rays or energy waves.