I Materialized the Cultivation Game

Chapter 145: Chapter 98: This Isn’t a Special Effect? The Chen Family Has Its Own Rules!

After repeatedly insisting it wasn’t special effects, Chen Han took a toothpick out of the box and continued, ”Everyone, watch closely. This is my Thunder Bamboo Spirit Sword, refined from a millennium-old Thunder Bamboo from the Thunder Bamboo Forest, possessing the power to pierce through gold and split stone.”

As he introduced it, his face was solemn, and the toothpick seemed like a truly thunderous Thunder Bamboo Sword.

At that moment, he activated the spell of the Basic Sword Control Technique, and the toothpick left his hand, floating above his palm.

Then, in front of the camera, the toothpick flew around his palm twice, even spinning a few times mid-air, before obediently landing back in his hand.

”You all saw that, it really is the Sword Control Technique, not special effects.” Chen Han solemnly repeated, then stopped recording and began editing with his phone.

The beginning and end of the video needed to be edited out, the background noise removed, and perhaps an appropriate soundtrack added.

After editing, Chen Han titled it ’Newly Learned Sword Control Technique (Definitely Not Special Effects)’ and uploaded it directly.

He was surprised that after uploading, there wasn’t a special effects warning.

Did Tiao Yin’s special effects detection capability improve, allowing it to discern that this wasn’t special effects?

As he pondered, he saw a slap-in-the-face special effects warning appear at the bottom of the video.

”....” Chen Han.

Just then, a message from his junior sister came through: ”Senior brother, the video of you registering at the county bureau has been uploaded.”

He opened his junior sister’s Tiao Yin account and indeed saw her new video. Upon playing it, he heard her gleeful voice: ”Hahaha, senior brother received a call from the police uncle, asking him to go to the bureau to register. Thanks to everyone @Linhe County Police.”

Previously, the video of Patriarch Chen climbing walls and soaring rooftops became sensational, and indeed many people @Linhe County Police, so seeing this video now, many people started paying attention.

Especially those who previously participated in the @ were suddenly stunned seeing this video of Chen Han going to register, creating a comedic sense. Some even burst out laughing.

”Hahahaha! Can’t help but laugh, Patriarch Chen really got called to register!”

”This is a bit awkward. So, if someone loses something in the future, they’ll look for Patriarch Chen hahaha.”

”Yes, yes, yes, ask Patriarch Chen to register, lest he swipe my sausages hung on the railing.”

”Exactly, my underwear hung on the balcony disappeared; I suspect Patriarch Chen stole them. The catch is, I’m a guy. How creepy!”

”...”

Suddenly, the comment section of this video became a riot filled with laughter.

Many, upon seeing these comments, couldn’t help but join in. After all, they didn’t know much. Seeing Patriarch Chen who was climbing walls and rooftops a moment ago, led by the police uncle to sign registration documents the next, was amusing.

Professor Wu was exactly like this.

He’s currently very interested in videos related to the Chen Family, mainly because he’s been bearing the brunt repeatedly, feeling somewhat resentful toward Patriarch Chen.

Whenever something happens, people say Professor Wu said it, so believe in science.

Got evidence? It’s what Professor Wu said.

Can you still find my comment in the comment section?

So, seeing the video where Patriarch Chen was called by the police uncle for a remark, he couldn’t help but revel in schadenfreude, liking every schadenfreude comment.

Moreover, those comments made him laugh heartily; even the sausages hanging from the railing were mentioned. No matter what, Patriarch Chen wouldn’t steal your sausages, would he?

After chuckling for a while, he refreshed the videos again and, unexpectedly, came upon another video about Patriarch Chen.

Previously when he refreshed Tiao Yin, it recommended videos mainly about poultry research topics; he’s unsure now when videos about Patriarch Chen surpassed those related to poultry research.

”Today, as the patriarch, I researched family books and learned a Sword Control Technique... It’s truly not special effects!”

”Everyone, look closely, this is my Thunder Bamboo Spirit Sword....”

Professor Wu heard the voice of Patriarch Chen from the video and then saw him solemnly take out a toothpick.

Okay, the Thunder Bamboo Spirit Sword is a toothpick, Patriarch Chen is playing abstract again.

He’s no longer surprised by Patriarch Chen’s abstract tricks, but soon he understood what ’not special effects’ meant regarding Patriarch Chen’s statements.

Just saw the toothpick presented by Patriarch Chen detach from his hand, float above his palm, then flexibly circle around, and fly around in a spin mid-air.

”If this isn’t special effects, what is?” Professor Wu couldn’t help but sarcastically think. Even if Patriarch Chen could climb rooftops, this skill and rooftop climbing are completely unrelated.

Upon hearing Patriarch Chen solemnly state it’s not special effects, he truly wanted to remind him to check the video’s bottom for the ’special effects warning discern carefully?’ message?

Opening the comment section, he indeed found someone had already reminded:

”Patriarch Chen, am I supposed to pretend not to see the line about special effects at the bottom of the video?”

”Such a glaring special effects behavior warning, Patriarch Chen is just turning a blind eye and a deaf ear to it!”

”Patriarch Chen is so great, just showed us something novel, then immediately played abstract with us.”

”Really hard for Patriarch Chen, could’ve performed some shocking wall-climbing and rooftop-soaring, yet chose to amuse us with special effects!”

”...”

During a round of teasing in the comments section, someone commented: ”Could it be that Patriarch Chen’s Sword Control Technique is real?”

Zhao Yuanyuan (Chapter 65) had a similar experience. When she and her boyfriend visited the Chen Family, she accidentally witnessed Patriarch Chen performing the Cloud Barrier Technique and even captured the lingering smoke, spending 2000 yuan on DOU+, trying to tell people online that Patriarch Chen wasn’t using special effects.