I Just Wanted to Teach Cultivation, But Goddesses Keep Coming!

Chapter 500: Chapter 500 He Brought a Heaven-Grade Sword to a Fist Fight and It Didn’t Help

”What is she doing?”

”She’s actually charging at him!”

”Is this some kind of joke?”

”Master Lin Feng can’t be serious!”

The gathered cultivators exchanged bewildered glances. Many rubbed their eyes. Others wondered if they had somehow fallen into an illusion.

After all, what they were witnessing made absolutely no sense. Su Wanwan was merely a little girl. She looked harmless. Her speed wasn’t impressive.

In fact, her running looked so ordinary that even a village dog could probably run faster. There was nothing intimidating about her at all.

No terrifying aura. No overwhelming pressure. No earth-shattering techniques. Nothing. She simply ran forward using her short little legs.

The contrast between the two opponents was so ridiculous that many people almost laughed.

On one side stood Gu Tianzun. An ancient immortal. A supreme expert. A monster who had cultivated for millions upon millions of years. His reputation shook countless empires.

His name alone was enough to make powerful cultivators tremble. On the other side was Su Wanwan. A tiny five-year-old girl. Someone who still looked young enough to ask for candy.

The difference between them wasn’t merely large. It was infinite. One was a towering mountain. The other was a grain of sand. One was the vast ocean. The other was a single drop of water.

No matter how anyone looked at the situation, the outcome should have been obvious.

There should not have been a battle at all. And yet... Lin Feng continued smiling. Not only was he smiling, but he seemed completely relaxed. As if he were watching something entertaining.

As if he knew something that nobody else knew. This caused several powerful cultivators to frown.

”Why is he so calm?”

”Could there be something special about that child?”

”Impossible.”

”She looks completely ordinary.”

”Then why isn’t Lin Feng worried?”

Questions began appearing in everyone’s minds. Even Gu Tianzun narrowed his eyes slightly. For the first time, he carefully observed the little girl approaching him.

Still, no matter how he looked, she appeared completely harmless. A five-year-old child was a five-year-old child. There was no way she could threaten him.

And yet... For reasons he could not explain, a strange feeling suddenly appeared within his heart.

Danger.

The sensation lasted for only an instant before disappearing. Gu Tianzun immediately dismissed it. How could a child possibly threaten him? It was absurd.

However, as Su Wanwan continued running one step after another toward him, the smile on Lin Feng’s face only grew wider.

And for the first time since arriving here, Gu Tianzun felt that perhaps things were not as simple as they appeared.

”...” Gu Tianzun shook his head banishing the thought completely a few breaths after. The sight before him was so absurd that he couldn’t even bring himself to become angry.

”Have I spent so much time in secluded cultivation that my mind is playing tricks on me?” he mused, sighing inwardly. ”To think I actually imagined a mere little girl could defeat me or pose a danger to me.”

Everyone watched with strange expressions. The mighty Gu Tianzun stood motionless while a little girl ran to him with fists clenched tightly and a serious expression on her cute face.

The scene looked less like a battle and more like a father waiting for his daughter to catch up with him. A full minute passed before Su Wanwan finally arrived before him.

Many spectators almost burst into laughter.

”She finally got there.”

”I’ve seen turtles move faster.”

”This is ridiculous.”

”Master Lin Feng can’t possibly be serious.”

Even some ancient cultivators couldn’t help but shake their heads. The difference between the two sides was simply too great. Meanwhile, Su Wanwan stopped directly in front of Gu Tianzun.

Because of the massive difference in height, her head barely reached his waist. She looked up at the immortal and puffed her cheeks.

Then she clenched her tiny fist harder. Her face became even more serious. As if she were carrying out an extremely important mission.

”Evil is bad! Wanwan hates evil!” She shouted those words with all her might. Then she threw a punch. A tiny punch. A punch that looked completely harmless. The small fist struck Gu Tianzun’s right leg.

Tap.

That was the only sound it made. It felt less like an attack and more like a child seeking attention. Gu Tianzun didn’t move at all. He didn’t even feel pain.

The force behind the punch was practically nonexistent. A smile of amusement appeared on his face.

”Little g...” He was about to dismiss Su Wanwan and tell her to go home. But before he could finish speaking...

WHOOSH!

WHOOSH!

The world suddenly changed. Two mysterious objects appeared out of nowhere. No one saw where they came from. No one sensed their arrival. One moment they didn’t exist.

The next moment they were already there. Their speed surpassed imagination itself. Even the surrounding space distorted from their appearance. Gu Tianzun’s pupils shrank.

His expression instantly changed.

Danger!

For the first time since arriving here, genuine danger exploded within his heart.

”What?!” He instinctively tried to evade. Unfortunately, it was already too late. The two objects descended upon him like divine punishment.

They were simply too fast. Even someone of Gu Tianzun’s cultivation level couldn’t react in time.

BANG!!!

BANG!!!

The impact was earth-shattering. The heavens trembled. The surrounding ground exploded into countless fragments. Shockwaves spread outward for thousands of kilometers.

Millions of tons of earth were ripped from the ground. The spectators watched in horror. They couldn’t even see what had struck Gu Tianzun.

All they saw was the mighty immortal suddenly disappearing from where he recently stood.

BOOOOOOM!!!

Gu Tianzun’s body shot through the air like a cannonball. His figure became a blur. He flew several kilometers outside the city before violently crashing into the ground.

The earth exploded in the distance. A gigantic crater instantly formed. Dust and debris shot into the sky. The impact was so powerful that enormous cracks spread across the land like spiderwebs.

For a moment, complete silence descended upon the academy.

Everyone stared blankly. Nobody spoke. Nobody breathed. Their minds had completely stopped functioning.

”What...” Someone finally whispered.

”What just happened?”