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I Just Wanted to Teach Cultivation, But Goddesses Keep Coming!

Chapter 449 I’m Not Ascending, I’m Just Hallucinating from Lack of Sleep · Nov 04, 2026

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401 Chapter 401 How Dare You Steal a Kiss from This Young Master? 2026-11-04
402 Chapter 402 A True Master Can Cultivate While Chewing on a Chicken Leg 2026-11-04
403 Chapter 403 My Face is Thick, but My Jade Stem is Thicker 2026-11-04
404 Chapter 404 You Want My Recipe? You Aren’t Worthy of the Salt! 2026-11-04
405 Chapter 405 Your Tongue is Sharp, but My Spear Intent is Sharper 2026-11-04
406 Chapter 406 My Pride Demands You Moan Louder for the Elders to Hear 2026-11-04
407 Chapter 407 I Only Sneezed, Why is the Sect Mountain Missing? 2026-11-04
408 Chapter 408 Stealing a Mountain While the Sect Leader Naps 2026-11-04
409 Chapter 409 How Dare You Heal Me Without My Permission! 2026-11-04
410 Chapter 410 I Swear It’s a Healing Salve, Not Leftover Soup 2026-11-04
411 Chapter 411 The Sound Barrier is My Only Friend 2026-11-04
412 Chapter 412 Acupuncture or Voodoo Depends on Who’s Asking 2026-11-04
413 Chapter 413 Who Let the Young Master Off His Leash? 2026-11-04
414 Chapter 414 1,001 Ways to Make a Cultivator Cry Without Touching Them 2026-11-04
415 Chapter 415 You Have Eyes But Fail to See... That I’m Standing Right Behind You 2026-11-04
416 Chapter 416 Can I Pay for This Forbidden Manual in Installments? 2026-11-04
417 Chapter 417 I Thought I Was the Protagonist Until the Sword Went Through My Chest 2026-11-04
418 Chapter 418 Tasked with Saving the World, But I Can’t Even Save for Retirement 2026-11-04
419 Chapter 419 Wait! Let Me Finish My Trash Talk First! 2026-11-04
420 Chapter 420 My Arrow Has a Better Sense of Direction Than I Do 2026-11-04
421 Chapter 421 Nice Chair, I’ll Take It. 2026-11-04
422 Chapter 422 I Said the Pill Was Life-Saving, I Never Said It Wouldn’t Taste Like Dirty Socks 2026-11-04
423 Chapter 423 Why Use a Sword When You Can Simply Bark the Enemy to Death? 2026-11-04
424 Chapter 424 Your Young Master is a Genius? My Dog Can Do Basic Alchemy 2026-11-04
425 Chapter 425 I Am Saving Your Life, So Stop Complaining About the Third Arm 2026-11-04
426 Chapter 426 A Brief Lesson in Why Screaming Does Not Stop a Falling Mountain 2026-11-04
427 Chapter 427 The Spirit Lake is Beautiful, Just Ignore the Floating Young Masters 2026-11-04
428 Chapter 428 I Set a Trap for a Rabbit and Caught a Fat Bored Immortal 2026-11-04
429 Chapter 429 If You’re Reading This, I’ve Already Run Away with Your Spirit Stones 2026-11-04
430 Chapter 430 Crossing Ten Million Miles Just to Realize I Forgot My Sword 2026-11-04
431 Chapter 431 That Time the Most Beautiful Woman in Jianghu Asked Me for Directions and Then Robbed Me 2026-11-04
432 Chapter 432 Gazing at the Divine Treasure for Three Full Days Without Moving a Muscle 2026-11-04
433 Chapter 433 Three Minutes of Posturing, Two Seconds of Fighting 2026-11-04
434 Chapter 434 A Divine Spirit Vessel with Zero Cupholders (Bonus - for weekly Webnovel Power Stone ranking! Thank you so much for voting!) 2026-11-04
435 Chapter 435 A Peerless Expert’s Guide to Looking Busy While Doing Nothing 2026-11-04
436 Chapter 436 Why Fly When You Can Just Jump Really, Really Hard? 2026-11-04
437 Chapter 437 Counting Lashes to Fall Asleep 2026-11-04
438 Chapter 438 Explaining My Technique for Ten Minutes While the Enemy Bleeds Out 2026-11-04
439 Chapter 439 If You Can’t Refine the Sun, Don’t Bother Me Before Brunch 2026-11-04
440 Chapter 440 Ten Thousand Cultivators, One Brain Cell 2026-11-04
441 Chapter 441 Why is Every Ancient Treasure at the Bottom of a Waterfall? 2026-11-04
442 Chapter 442 Please Stop Using the Spirit Python as a Skipping Rope 2026-11-04
443 Chapter 443 My Master’s Wisdom Sounds Suspicously Like Gibberish 2026-11-04
444 Chapter 444 The Peerless Fairy is Currently Looking for Her Lost Shoe 2026-11-04
445 Chapter 445 I Told Him He Was Courting Death, But He Didn’t Have an Appointment 2026-11-04
446 Chapter 446 Why Are You Screaming? It’s Just a Flesh Wound 2026-11-04
447 Chapter 447 Your Ultimate Move Has a Very Long Loading Screen 2026-11-04
448 Chapter 448 A Gift From the Jade Emperor? I’d Rather Have Cash 2026-11-04
449 Chapter 449 I’m Not Ascending, I’m Just Hallucinating from Lack of Sleep 2026-11-04
450 Chapter 450 Your Gratitude is Touching, Please Stop Crying on My Robes 2026-11-04

“To think that old fogey Lin Feng would be this generous to me today!”

Naturally, Zhang San had witnessed the commotion outside earlier.

Like countless others, he had been among the audience observing the battle in Clear Moon City.

The moment Ming Ye and Old Xi mysteriously vanished…

Zhang San immediately understood where Lin Feng had sent them.

After all, there was only one place capable of completely isolating powerful cultivators without the slightest chance of escape.

And Zhang San happened to be the ruler of this place.

Meanwhile, Ming Ye’s expression had long become ugly.

His surroundings were pitch-black and gloomy.

The air itself carried a strange suppressive aura that made his scalp tingle instinctively.

Most horrifying of all… His cultivation was completely sealed.

Not even a strand of spiritual essence responded to his commands.

“Who are you?!” Ming Ye shouted furiously using his spiritual sense. “Release me immediately and I’ll reward you handsomely!”

His voice contained traces of panic despite his attempts to remain calm.

He truly hated this place. Something about it made him deeply uncomfortable.

Turning slightly, he noticed Old Xi lying nearby, still unconscious like a dead dog tossed onto the ground.

“Old Xi! Wake up!”

Unfortunately, there was no response.

Ming Ye gritted his teeth and attempted to move, but no matter how hard he struggled, his body remained completely immobilized.

It was as though countless invisible chains had locked him in place.

Fear slowly began creeping into his heart.

Then…

Thud.

Heavy footsteps echoed slowly through the darkness.

A massive fat silhouette gradually approached.

“Oh?” Zhang San narrowed his tiny eyes while staring at Ming Ye as though admiring a rare delicacy.

“You don’t need to give me anything,” he said while licking his thick lips greedily.

His gaze toward Ming Ye became increasingly strange and disturbing.

“You alone are already more than enough payment for me.”

Ming Ye’s pupils instantly contracted.

For some reason…

The way this fat man looked at him made his entire body go cold. After that, the old fatty moved.

Ming Ye instantly understood what the fat man wanted from him.

His face turned deathly pale.

“N-No! Don’t touch me there!” Ming Ye shouted in horror through his spiritual sense.

He had lived for more than twenty-three thousand years, yet this was the very first time another man had touched him in such an intimate and humiliating manner.

Ming Ye was not stupid. He immediately understood Zhang San’s intentions.

And because he understood… He panicked even more.

“I’ll give you anything!” Ming Ye shouted desperately. “Treasures! Cultivation techniques! Spirit stones! Just release me!”

His voice became increasingly frantic.

“I am one of the heirs of the Ancient Ming Clan! If you offend me, my clan will never let you go!”

“Oh?” Zhang San merely laughed mockingly.

“An Ancient Clan? So what?”

His fat face trembled from amusement as he looked down at the immobilized Ming Ye.

“In fact, I would love for your Ancient Ming Clan to come here and confront that old fogey Lin Feng.” Zhang San grinned widely. “Unfortunately for you, I doubt it would matter much.”

He slowly crouched beside Ming Ye.

“Since that old monster personally gifted you to me, it means he already has the confidence to deal with any consequences that may follow.”

Zhang San’s eyes shone greedily.

“Which means you can stop hoping someone will save you.”

Ming Ye’s heart sank completely.

Then Zhang San suddenly burst into loud laughter.

“Now then… let us enjoy ourselves properly, young heir of the Ancient Ming Clan.”

The fat man looked at Ming Ye as though admiring a priceless treasure.

To him, Ming Ye and Old Xi were not people at all.

They were resources.

Two Immortal Ascension Realm experts contained enormous vitality and cultivation essence.

If properly harvested, Zhang San could recover a tremendous portion of his lost strength.

Just thinking about it made him excited.

Then his gaze drifted toward the unconscious Old Xi nearby.

Zhang San’s expression immediately became conflicted.

“He’s old…” Zhang San muttered with visible disappointment.

The wrinkles, white hair, and aged appearance clearly reduced his enthusiasm.

Still, after thinking for a moment, he helplessly sighed.

“Well, beggars can’t be too picky.”

In the end, an Immortal Ascension expert was still an Immortal Ascension expert.

Even an old one possessed tremendous value.

Meanwhile, Ming Ye’s scalp had long gone numb from fear.

For the first time in countless years…

The arrogant young master of the Ancient Ming Clan truly regretted his actions.

A long time later, after thoroughly extracting the vitality and cultivation essence from both Ming Ye and Old Xi, the aura surrounding Zhang San had risen to an astonishing level.

Boom!

Waves of spiritual pressure rolled outward from his fat body like invisible tides.

The once weak and miserable Zhang San now looked completely refreshed.

His skin glowed with vitality while even his small eyes shone brightly with life.

“First Stage of the Immortal Ascension Realm…” Zhang San muttered with satisfaction while clenching his fat fists. “Not bad. I’m finally somewhat decent again.”

A grin slowly spread across his face.

After remaining trapped and weakened for so long, recovering this much strength already made him feel reborn.

“Now then…”

Zhang San suddenly pulled out several strange divination sticks.

“Let’s see whether this is enough for me to escape this cursed place.”

He inhaled deeply before activating his stick divination technique.

Buzz!

The sticks trembled slightly with spiritual light before one of them suddenly fell.

Tap.

The fallen stick pointed directly toward Zhang San himself.

The fat man stared at it silently for several moments.

Then he sighed helplessly.

“As expected…”

“I still can’t escape from this city.”

Despite his improved cultivation, the result had not changed at all.

Zhang San lifted his head slightly as though staring toward an invisible sky beyond the darkness.

“That old fogey’s sleepless eyes are still watching me constantly.”

A trace of fear flickered within his small eyes.

Clearly, even after all this time, Lin Feng still remained an existence Zhang San deeply dreaded.

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