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Chapter 16: Drunkard, Dancer, the Most Useless Squad? · Oct 23, 2026

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1 Chapter 1: The First Blade Ashore 2026-10-23
2 Chapter 2: You’re Blocking My Path 2026-10-23
3 Chapter 3: Because You’re Worth It 2026-10-23
4 Chapter 4: Ancient Divine Soldier, Fu Xi Zither! 2026-10-23
5 Chapter 5: The Assessment Begins 2026-10-23
6 Chapter 6: A Tune That Breaks Arrays, Skills That Stun All 2026-10-23
7 Chapter 7: The Great Talent Scramble Across Regions 2026-10-23
8 Chapter 8: Assessment Over? No, It’s Just Beginning 2026-10-23
9 Chapter 9: Not Just for Survival! 2026-10-23
10 Chapter 10: Zither Tune IV, Joyful Wind! 2026-10-23
11 Chapter 11: Taking a Mentor, Gift-Giving, and Hotpot 2026-10-23
12 Chapter 12: You Have Connections Above? I Don’t Have Anyone Above Me Anymore 2026-10-23
13 Chapter 13: One’s Own Path 2026-10-23
14 Chapter 14: Eight Urgencies of the Fist 2026-10-23
15 Chapter 15: Familiar Formula, Familiar Taste 2026-10-23
16 Chapter 16: Drunkard, Dancer, the Most Useless Squad? 2026-10-23
17 Chapter 17: Mission Crisis 2026-10-23
18 Chapter 18: I’m Doing the Mission, You’re Racing? 2026-10-23
19 Chapter 19: Underlying Currents 2026-10-23
20 Chapter 20: Fangs 2026-10-23
21 Chapter 21: Wasteland Harpist 2026-10-23
22 Chapter 22: Quest Bullies 2026-10-23
23 Chapter 23: Top Secret Files 2026-10-23
24 Chapter 24: Breakthrough to Tier Two, Celestial Intent Four Symbols! 2026-10-23
25 Chapter 25: Wanderer 2026-10-23
26 Chapter 26: Life Deprivation 2026-10-23
27 Chapter 27: Six Ding Thunder 2026-10-23
28 Chapter 28: Sudden Upheaval, Erosion Insect! 2026-10-23
29 Chapter 29: Between Life and Death 2026-10-23
30 Chapter 30: A Punch from Beyond the Heavens 2026-10-23
31 Chapter 31: I Came Here to Beat You Up 2026-10-23
32 Chapter 32: Li Lingzhen, Shennong Cauldron! 2026-10-23
33 Chapter 33: Refining Essence and Returning to Truth 2026-10-23
34 Chapter 34: You Young People Really Know How to Have Fun 2026-10-23
35 Chapter 35: Breeze Dance Hall 2026-10-23
36 Chapter 36: Assassination Attempt 2026-10-23
37 Chapter 37: ”Bait 2026-10-23
38 Chapter 38: The World Is Like a Game of Chess, Each Move Is New 2026-10-23
39 Chapter 39: They Disagree! 2026-10-23
40 Chapter 40: Reversal of Victory and Defeat, Fate Decided 2026-10-23
41 Chapter 41: Sea Burial and Tier Three Breakthrough 2026-10-23
42 Chapter 42: The Moon Is Beautiful Tonight 2026-10-23
43 Chapter 43: Battle of Yixieqi (Happy National Day!) 2026-10-23
44 Chapter 44: Blue Mission—Exterminate the Bloodline 2026-10-23
45 Chapter 45: Shedding Snake Skin 2026-10-23
46 Chapter 46: Ten Thousand Serpents Paying Homage 2026-10-23
47 Chapter 47: Valkyrie 2026-10-23
48 Chapter 48: City of Extreme Evil, Exile Land 2026-10-23
49 Chapter 49: Nightmare 2026-10-23
50 Chapter 50: Healing 2026-10-23

Chapter 16: Chapter 16: Drunkard, Dancer, the Most Useless Squad?

Chen Guangpu heard the commotion outside and hurriedly ran out.

Seeing Han Zhan retracting his fist and Wang Luma unconscious on the ground, he said nothing and carried Wang Luma over his shoulder, giving Han Zhan a knowing glance.

”Quick, someone help! Student Wang Luma has fainted due to overexertion. Someone take him to the medical room!”

Shouting as he walked briskly in the opposite direction of Han Zhan.

”Principal Chen is a good man,” Han Zhan remarked, watching Chen Guangpu walk away.

Xia Youwei nodded in agreement. ”I hope he lives a long life.”

The two of them finished the graduation process at Qingteng Academy, and after receiving their recommendation letter,

they left to report to the City Guardian Organization in Deep Blue City.

The City Guardian Organization is located in the center of Deep Blue City, in a very grand building.

When Han Zhan and Xia Youwei walked inside, the reception center was empty.

Only a young man with a childish appearance was hiding in a corner playing video games intensely.

”Hello, I’m...”

Han Zhan walked up to the young man but hadn’t finished speaking before being impatiently cut off with a wave.

”Go to the entrance to get a number, then wait to be called.”

Han Zhan was momentarily stunned but patiently explained again: ”I’m not here for help, I’m here to start my job.”

”Start a job?”

The young man playing video games stopped, giving Han Zhan and Xia Youwei a surprised look.

He seemed to have a sudden realization and pointed at them.

”Oh, oh, it’s you guys, Deputy Zhao specifically... oops, not that. You are to receive special attention, the only SSS-level Talent Spirit Contract Master in Deep Blue City!”

The young man, realizing he’d misspoken, covered his mouth with his left hand and reached out his right to shake Han Zhan’s hand.

”Hello, I’m Xiaobei.”

”Your files have been entered, and you’ve been assigned to team number 0527. You can go straight there to report.”

Xiaobei said, then detailed the exact location of team number 0527 for Han Zhan.

”Congratulations, Captain Han, you are now the official captain of team 0527.”

”The booklet contains detailed information on the duties, powers, and appointments of a captain, you can take a look.”

”We’re colleagues now, please take care of me.”

Those in charge of reception at the reception center are savvy, and Xiaobei’s attitude instantly did a 360-degree turn,

as the saying goes, don’t hit a smiling face, so Han Zhan had nothing more to say.

Taking the so-called captain’s manual, Han Zhan flipped through and gained a general understanding of the organizational structure of the City Guardian Organization.

Within the City Guardian Organization, each city has a primary team responsible for overseeing all other city guardians.

The other city guardians are each assigned numbers according to their jurisdiction and belong to different teams.

Han Zhan’s team, 0527, mainly oversees the Xixia Road area of Deep Blue City.

Thankfully, it’s not too far from headquarters.

After walking for another ten minutes, Han Zhan and Xia Youwei arrived at Xixia Road.

With difficulty, they found the office of team 0527. Just as they pushed the door open, they were hit by a dense smell of alcohol.

The floor was littered with scattered bottles, some already dusty, others with fresh residues, clearly recently discarded.

The room full of bottles left Han Zhan and Xia Youwei feeling like there was nowhere to step.

Walking inside, Han Zhan saw a disheveled middle-aged man sprawled out drunk on the floor,

cradling a half-empty bottle, snoring with bleary eyes.

Outside, it was nearly ten in the morning, and there was no sign of him waking up.

Han Zhan frowned at the drunkard lying on the floor.

It seemed Zhao Hu had intentionally placed him in this team 0527 with bad intentions?

Just as he was about to wake the drunkard, the door curtain suddenly jingled from the entrance,

as a woman in high heels, heavily made up and dressed provocatively, walked in from outside.

”And who might you be?” the woman, dressed like a dancer, asked, glancing curiously at Han Zhan and Xia Youwei.

”Team 0527’s new captain, Han Zhan,”

Han Zhan replied, pulling out his identification from an envelope.

Seeing the ID, the dancer’s expression showed obvious surprise, taking a moment to process.

At this moment, the drunkard on the floor heard the noise and managed to open his eyes, calling out to the dancer standing there:

”Iris, money, give me money, I’m out of money for booze again.”

The dancer had heard his words.

Her eyes mixed with an unreadable emotion, she finally pulled out a wad of cash from her bustier, handing it to the drunkard.

”I danced all night yesterday, I’m exhausted and need sleep.”

”The new captain is here, greet him yourself. Oh, I forgot to introduce myself, I’m Red Iris, his Spirit Contract, as you can see, also a dancer.”

With that, Red Iris nodded to Han Zhan and Xia Youwei, then expertly navigated through the bottles in high heels, pushing open an inside door and going in.

The drunkard took the money and scratched his head, mumbling to himself: ”New captain, you’re kidding me, a new captain, tsk.”

He opened his eyes, meeting Han Zhan’s gaze.

”Hello, I’m Han Zhan, the new captain of team 0527.”

Seeing the ID, the drunkard paused for a moment.

In the next second, he scoffed, slapping away Han Zhan’s hand, full of mockery: ”A kid without whiskers wants to be my captain?”

”Kid, get lost, go wherever’s cool.”

”Why do you speak like this?”

Xia Youwei was extremely disgusted with him, whether for drinking or sending his Spirit Contract to dance for alcohol money, this middle-aged man was repulsive.

”Oh, young lady, your soft voice is quite cute when angry.”

”So, interested in being my Spirit Contract? I promise...”

Boom!

Before he finished, his entire self was sent flying by a punch, landing heavily onto the glass bottles,

shattered shards piercing his skin, yet the middle-aged drunk’s smile remained unchanged, seemingly not feeling any pain,

he sobered up completely, staring at Han Zhan opposite him. ”Kid, that punch’s got some strength, have you trained?”

Han Zhan didn’t answer.

The drunk stood up on his own, grabbing a not entirely empty bottle of alcohol, drinking it down to the bottom with a gulp, letting out a contented burp.

”Not speaking? It doesn’t matter, but I advise you to leave, it’s for your good.”

”You must have offended someone, otherwise, you wouldn’t have been assigned to this infamous ’most useless team’ in all of Deep Blue City.”

”Leave now, just say it was because arrogant Yi Fan drove you away, at most you’ll lose some face, which is better than rotting here later.”

”Am I right, Captain Han Zhan?”

Yi Fan, the drunkard, waved the empty bottle meaningfully at Han Zhan, asking.

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