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Chapter 139: Chapter 138: Hurry Up, Kneel on the Ground and Call Me Daddy

HUMMM!

The strange gate of the Bronze Sect suddenly appeared at the bottom of the lake, swallowing the two of them in an instant.

THUD! THUD!

The two of them fell to the ground one after another. The sudden feeling of weightlessness caused He Xiaotian to release his hold on Mr. Men’s arms.

”You’re dead meat. In here, I’ve recovered my full power. I’m going to torture you viciously.”

Mr. Men said maliciously to He Xiaotian, who was lying on the ground.

That impossibly stoic expression, as if he wouldn’t flinch even if Taishan Mountain collapsed before him, finally vanished.

”What a load of fucking bullshit!”

He Xiaotian cursed loudly. Thinking it was best to strike first, he lunged forward.

He then pinned Mr. Men, who was trying to get up, beneath him.

”You?!”

POW!

A fist the size of a small boulder smashed him right in the center of his face, landing squarely on his nose.

”You—!”

POW!

Before Mr. Men could finish speaking, He Xiaotian sent another fist his way.

”Come on! Aren’t you so damn tough? Haven’t you recovered your full power? Weren’t you going to torture me?”

With each question, He Xiaotian would muster all his strength and brutally punch him in the face.

As the creator of the Gate of Greed and the guardian of the Bronze Sect’s doorway...

When had Mr. Men ever suffered such a grievance?

If he weren’t so old and cunning, a younger man would have probably burst into tears from the humiliation long ago.

”Wait, why am I still restricted?”

POW!

He Xiaotian instinctively landed another heavy blow.

”?!”

”Heh heh, so you’re still restricted, huh? Today, I’m gonna show you why the flowers are so red.”

POW! POW! POW!

As his voice fell, he unleashed a three-hit combo.

After the barrage, Mr. Men was completely dazed.

He Xiaotian’s fists, admittedly, couldn’t beat him to death.

But the shame was unbearable!

”This is unfair!”

POW!

”Stop, don’t hit me.”

POW!

”Can the two of us...”

Before he could finish, a familiar fist cut him off again.

POW!

”I’ll fucking...”

POW! POW!

AHHHH—

POW! POW! POW! POW!

This time it was four punches, each one landing on his eye sockets, leaving his face black and blue.

”Call me Daddy. If you call me Daddy, I’ll stop hitting you.” He Xiaotian laid out his condition. ’Don’t want to get beaten? Fine, be my son.’

”Give up. I will absolutely never...” Mr. Men’s expression was distorted. ’The Bronze Sect must be blind to have chosen you as the next gatekeeper.’

POW! POW!

”If you’re not going to say it, then stop wasting your breath.”

Before the gate of the Bronze Sect, a burly man sat astride a slender man, pummeling him relentlessly.

「Half an hour later...」

POW! POW!

”You’re a tough one. No blood splattering. But I don’t believe you’re tougher than my hammer!”

Having vented most of his anger, He Xiaotian decided to bring out his iron hammers.

Fortunately, before he had locked Mr. Men in that grappling hold, he had stored the two hammers in his storage space.

BOOM! BOOM!

The two Big Hammers took turns bombarding Mr. Men’s refined and gentle face.

「An hour later...」

He Xiaotian was starting to pant.

’Damn it, I’ve never met anyone with such a thick face.’

He’d been smashing him with both fists and hammers for what felt like an eternity.

Aside from the humiliating tears welling up in his bruised and swollen eyes, the guy was completely fine.

It wasn’t that Mr. Men hadn’t resisted. He had continuously launched all sorts of Spiritual Power attacks at He Xiaotian.

But to his despair, his opponent, who had seemed a bit annoyed at first, soon stopped caring altogether.

No matter how he counterattacked, the most He Xiaotian would do was sway slightly before continuing to hammer him.

”Talk! Were you originally trying to kill me or not? Why did you decide to give up on killing me and give me some kind of test instead? Don’t try to fool me with that ’old friend’ excuse. I may just be a college student, but I’m not an idiot.”

Mr. Men chose to resist with silence. ’At most, you can humiliate me. You can’t actually hurt me.’

”Not talking, huh? Stubborn, are we? You think your daddy’s run out of ideas, huh? A great big shot like you, falling into the hands of a nobody like me, you must feel so humiliated, right?

Well, let me tell you, there are different kinds of humiliation. Me beating you up? That’s nothing. What comes next is what you should be afraid of. You’re restricted in the real world, so what if I just never go to the Netherworld for the rest of my life? What can you do to me?

At best, you can send people after me. But do you really think those third-rate thugs can kill me? Answer my questions honestly, and I’ll let you live! Otherwise, I’ll let you taste what it means to be violated.”

”?!”

He Xiaotian looked at the stunned and uncertain Mr. Men and gave a wicked grin. ”Relax, I’m not into that sort of thing myself. But I can use my hammer as a substitute. See this? I’m sure you’ll answer me now.”

As he spoke, he started to flip Mr. Men over and pull at his pants.

’Should he call him ”Daddy,” acknowledging a scoundrel as his father?’

’Or should he wait to be... ?’

It was an impossibly difficult choice.

Either option was a humiliation for Mr. Men.

But some humiliations were lighter than others; each had its pros and cons.

Calling him ”Daddy” was just a verbal slight. The damage was entirely to his Spirit.

But the other... that was a double blow, to both body and Spirit.

Besides, only he and He Xiaotian were in this space.

Even if he said it, who would know?

And even if he told anyone, probably no one would believe it.

Who would believe that a high-and-mighty king would yield to a commoner?

So, after weighing his options, Mr. Men chose the lesser evil—calling him Daddy.

’Alright, fine.’ He had successfully hypnotized himself.

”You win! I’ll talk!”

”Change of plans. You have to call me Daddy first.”

”Don’t push your luck...”

He Xiaotian couldn’t be bothered with his nonsense. ’If you don’t call me Daddy, I’ll violate you!’

’Is it disgusting?’

’Fuck it, I’ll vent my anger first and worry about it later.’

’So tough, huh? Go on, keep acting tough in front of me.’

’Even a nobody can make you lower your head one day.’

”Daddy...”

A barely audible voice reached He Xiaotian’s ears.

”What was that? I didn’t hear you. Louder.”

”...”

Silence.

Mr. Men’s long robe was lifted up.

”Daddy! Daddy! Are you satisfied now?”

”Heh heh, good son.”

’Satisfying.’

A wave of pleasure washed over He Xiaotian from head to toe, filling him with glee.

’On Huayang Road, you bullied me, suppressed me with your aura.’

’But now, aren’t you still calling me Daddy?’

Thinking of this, He Xiaotian suddenly felt that Mr. Men just lying there calling him Daddy was a bit anticlimactic.

”Kneel on the ground and call me Daddy!!”

”???”

’Shameless, despicable, lewd, bastard.’

All sorts of crude words popped up in Mr. Men’s mind.

”I can’t read minds, but I know you’re definitely cursing me in your head. I’ll give you three seconds. If you don’t kneel and call me Daddy, I’ll use my hammer to help you...”

”?!”

”One, two, three... I, Zheng Peng, just love stubborn guys like you.” As his voice fell, He Xiaotian reached out with his sinful hand.

”Wait, wait! You’re fucking sitting on me, how am I supposed to kneel?” Mr. Men was on the verge of tears. In all his years, he had never met such a shameless, despicable bastard.

’How did I not see it back on Huayang Road?’

’And why did the Bronze Sect take a liking to him?’

At this thought, Mr. Men cried.

To suffer such humiliation now, all because of his gluttonous desires.

He really, truly didn’t want to live anymore.

But before he died, Mr. Men needed to satisfy He Xiaotian’s demand: to kneel and call him Daddy.

Because although He Xiaotian was powerful, he unfortunately lacked the ability to kill him.

Especially here, in this unknown space of the Bronze Sect.

’When I get back to the Netherworld, I will definitely get my revenge on the Gluttonous King!’

’If it weren’t for the temptation of his royal banquet, how would I have ever run into this despicable, shameless brute He Xiaotian?’

’Not only will I... him, but I’ll also make him taste what it’s like to kneel and call someone Daddy.’

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