High School of Demon Hunting

Chapter 490: Chapter 159 The Person Wearing Big Glasses_1

As the Vice Principal Shi Hui’s special envoy stormed off in anger, the head housemaid of the Su Family stood by the window muttering under her breath, Su Shijun was strolling around the university campus in a red robe, with a little girl hanging onto her arm, under the bright midday sun.

On her face was a pair of giant glasses with red frames, and on her feet was a pair of black fish-mouth patent leather high heels. Along the shade-shrouded stone path, she walked steadily, without rushing or slowing down.

Compared to Miss Su, the expression of the little girl hanging on her arm was much less relaxed.

”Miss, if sister Su Man finds out you’re wearing this, I will be severely punished...” Su Ya half hung on Su Shijun’s body, looking up pitifully, her eyes welled up with tears, as if about to burst into tears at any moment.

”Hmm, Hmm.” Su Shijun looked left and right, humming lazily without halting her stride.

A gust of wind lifted a corner of her red robe, revealing a pair of fair and long legs, which caught the attention of the passing male and female wizards.

Su Shijun, long accustomed to such gazes, took it all in stride, still taking in the sights with great interest and occasionally pointing out interesting tales from her school days to her little maid.

”Did you see that big blue stone? I remember stepping over it in three-inch heels, which shocked all the boys around me...”

”And that little wooden house. I remember, the old Ferna who manages the pier had an unimaginably old dog, its wrinkled face could crush elves! Every time it saw me, it bounded over as if in heat, its tail nearly falling off...”

”Oh, and that bulletin board.” Su Shijun pointed to a lonely pavilion buried deep in the lawn, saying, ”When I was a student, I received a dozen love letters every day... later I posted a notice on the board, saying whoever dared to write me a letter, I would post his letter on the bulletin board.”

”And then what?” Su Ya’s attention was immediately diverted.

”Then?” Su Shijun laughed and, waving her arm, she spoke with great pride, ”Then I started receiving two dozen love letters every day...”

The loud laughter scared the tree elf hanging from the branch so much that it shrank back into the tree hole.

Even the passing wizards couldn’t help but take a second look at her.

The fox maid, who was keen on maintaining the noble image of her mistress, quickly picked up on this anomaly and remembered her duty.

”Miss!” the little fox girl shook Su Shijun’s arm, ”You can’t laugh like that! If Sister Su Man finds out, I’ll be punished!”

”And how am I supposed to laugh?” Su Shijun asked, giving her maid a sideway glance.

Immediately, Su Ya let go of Su Shijun’s arm, jumped aside, pulled a subtle smile, hands on her hips, softly reciting, ”A smile, a frown, brows raised, eyes bright, smile without showing teeth, walk without swaying your skirt...”

Su Shijun immediately showed a face like she had a toothache.

”You’re only ten years old, show some vitality! Don’t be like those old nannies at home, spewing adages every now and then.” Having said that, Miss Su Family moved ahead with large strides.

The longer her stride, the more of the temptation of her fair smooth legs under her skirt was revealed.

The little fox girl immediately stopped her act, ran up front after her.

”Miss! Miss! Slow down, my tail is about to fall off...Don’t walk so fast! People will laugh at us!”

”Who dares to laugh at me?!”

”Miss! Speak softly, don’t show your teeth when you laugh...”

”Only the real unattractive ones care about those rules!” Su Shijun confidently swung his arm. ”Pretty women, no matter how they laugh, are always beautiful! Whatever a beautiful woman says always sounds good!”

”Miss, vanity is a disease... if Sister Su Man knew about your condition, I’d surely be locked up...”

”Su Man, Su Man, Su Man! Are you Su Man’s maid, or my maid!”

”I belong to you, miss!” Su Ya promptly beat her chest to show her loyalty.

”That’s more like it.” Su Shijun, beaming, once again took the young girl’s arm and hurried her towards the teaching building.

Only then did Su Ya realize that they had unconsciously crossed Lin Zhong Lake and arrived at the entrance of the teaching building.

”Miss, you can’t see guests dressed like this!” Su Ya called out again, ”If Sister Su Man knew...”

”You won’t be locked up!” Su Shijun interrupted the maid loudly.

Su Ya was stunned for a moment before hesitantly saying, ”Even so... Miss, you can’t just casually walk around outside dressed like this... If others see you, wouldn’t it harm your reputation as the world’s number one most beautiful woman!”

With that, the little fox lady clenched her fist and swung it energetically.

”Sorry, I didn’t know you were also the most beautiful woman...” Su Shijun turned his head, looking guilty. ”I’m really sorry. I didn’t mean to cause you any trouble...”

”Miss! You must remove that damn pair of glasses!” Su Ya struggled and shouted, ”With them on, you’re a completely different person!”

”With them on, no random people will ogle you... To gain something, you always have to let go of something else.” Su Shijun tilted his head, drew a deep breath, and shouted, ”Ahh, sweet air, the taste of freedom!”

Although she was shouting here, the passing wizards seemed to turn a blind eye.

Only occasionally, when a mischievous breeze lifted her skirt revealing a patch of fair skin, the wizards around her would awaken from their dreamy trance and quicken their pace.

”Clop, clop, clop...”

The sound of high heels striking the ground echoed in the deserted corridor.

Now was class time, there were no idle people in the teaching building, only the Headless Knight silently squatting at the end of the corridor, occasionally turning its armor, making creepy creaking noises.

Su Shijun dragged his little maid along, casually greeting the murals on both sides of the corridor while looking for the classroom.

”Yo, isn’t this Mr. Mondel? You’re still hanging here... I thought after that octopus vomited a layer of ink on your face, you planned to stay in the Book Mountain Library forever...”

”Nice to see you, Mr. Black. I never thought your figure would appear in the academy... I always assumed that the Blacks would stick to their tradition just like the noble O’Brien...”

”Good afternoon, Mr. Karl! Your ’Philosophy of Magic’ has always been very beneficial to me...”

”Oh, I didn’t greet you, Mr. Pascal... Your ’Probability Analysis of Curse Attack’ has been the nightmare of my life!”

”And you, Dr. Albert, I always thought that only the dead would hang in portraits... but you seem to be the exception. Could you tell me your secret? That way, I could give those damn fans a decent gift...”

”Of course, I’d actually prefer to stuff Old Rice into a picture frame... That way, when he’s badmouthing the Under Moon Coucnil, I could just draw a circle and curse him.”