High School DxD: Return of the Crimson Dragon Emperor

Chapter 548: Chapter 538 I rubbed my eyes repeatedly to check

”No, Rias. I believe that is simply the result of his training.”

”WHAT KIND OF TRAINING?!”

Ah, I could hear Rias yelling from a short distance away...

Hmm...? Wait a second. Something about Rias’s chest... huh? Strange. I feel like I just saw something physically impossible...

I rubbed my eyes repeatedly to check, but the reality didn’t change. The moment I realized it wasn’t an illusion, my hands began to tremble.

No way... You’re kidding, right? Rias’s chest... How could—

”RIAS’S BUST HAS SHRUNK TO NOTHINGNESS?!”

Rias’s glorious, massive chest was completely gone, turned totally flat?! Why?! What happened?! Where did those magnificent oppai go?!

Just then, Ignis spoke up from within me.

『Hmm, that’s the side effect of firing too many Nipple Beams. She completely drained all of her Oppai Energy.』

Nipple Beams?! What on earth is that?! This is the first time I’m hearing about this!

『Allow me to explain! The Nipple Beam is a sacred breast-technique permitted only to the Switch Princess! It is the art of blasting destructive beams directly from one’s nipples!』

It’s literally what the name says! More importantly, what kind of insane technique did you make Rias learn?! You were the one who taught her, weren’t you, you useless goddess!

...Wait, hold on. If it’s a sacred technique permitted only to the Switch Princess, then—

『It’s not just Rias-chan. Alice-chan can fire Nipple Beams too, you know?』

”I KNEW ITTTTTTTTT!”

Alice can shoot Nipple Beams too?! You really mustered up the courage to fire that off, my Queen! I bet your face was bright red! I bet you had tears in your eyes!

”Uuu... I worked really hard, okay? It was so embarrassing, but I still fired the Nipple Beams...”

Alice-san muttered, covering her eyes. Things must have been in a truly dire state back there...

While Rias’s chest had gone completely flat due to the beam’s toll, as for Alice—

”Compared to Rias, there doesn’t seem to be much of a change... Why is that?”

Alice’s bust didn’t look like it had shrunk much at all. Is it an individual difference thing?

As I pondered that mystery, Old Man Maurice—who was still being supported by Liesha—muttered quietly under his breath:

”Well, obviously. You can’t shrink what isn’t there to begin with.”

...Oh crap. Old man, those are forbidden words.

A fraction of a second after his mutter echoed—

”WHAT DID YOU JUST SAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!”

”BUBEH?!”

Alice’s White Lightning Punch exploded straight into the old man! The old man spun at high speed through the air before bouncing off the ground!

”THAT HURTS?! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?! I’M ALREADY COVERED IN WOUNDS HERE?!”

The old man protested while clutching his bleeding nose. However, Alice-san’s fury showed no signs of abating!

”Even I... Even I’m growing, okayyyyyyy!”

”O-Oh... I mean, yeah, but I still don’t think you’re ever gonna catch up to Rias’s bust size... Besides, I literally can’t even imagine you with big boobs.”

BAM!

A sharp straight right caught the old man squarely in the face again!

”You hit me twice?! Even Bright-san never hit me!”

”I’m pretty sure almost nobody has been hit by Bright-san, though?!” More importantly, you’ve barely been in this world for any time at all—how do you even know who Bright-san is?!

Even as I tried to shout my retort, Alice-san was raining down fists while sobbing uncontrollably!

”SHUT UPPP! I KNOW BETTER THAN ANYONE THAT I CAN’T BE LIKE RIAS-SAN! BUT I’M STILL GONNA MAKE THEM BIGGER! I’M GONNA MAKE THEM INTO THE KIND OF OPPAI ISSEI LIKES! WAAAAAAAH!”

”GYAAAAAAAH! SOMEBODY! SOMEBODY HELP! I’M BEING KILLED BY A FLAT CHESTTTTTTT!”

”DON’T CALL ME FLAT-CHESTEDDDDDD! WAAAAAAAH!”

The old man is in serious trouble! He’s getting completely pulverized! Are we really okay with this?! Is this really how the Sword Saint meets his end?! For now, Asia-chan, great job sending healing light to Old Man Maurice!

”So... we’ve been completely forgotten, haven’t we?”

”Saji, let’s just give up on this one. There’s nothing we can do.”

Saji and Sona slumped their shoulders in defeat, while the rest of the Sitri peerage nodded in silent agreement.

”Ahaha~ Man, Issei-don sure has a lively crowd around him as always~”

Dulio laughed in his usual lighthearted tone.

And finally—

”Mmm... As I thought, if I want to surpass Hyoudou Issei, perhaps I should learn to embrace that side of things as well?”

”Please stop right there, Sairaorg-sama. Please do not imitate them under any circumstances. No one in the Bael peerage is capable of delivering retorts like theirs.”

It was Kuisha, desperately stopping Sairaorg-san as he tried to take a step toward a whole new path.

...Wait, what was the final battle about again?

~ Bonus Short Story ~

Sirzechs: ”Issei-kun, there’s something I’d like you to take a look at. Do you have a moment?”

Issei: ”What’s this... A survey on future dream jobs?”

Sirzechs: ”Indeed. These are the results of a questionnaire answered by the children of the Underworld... and number one was the Oppai Dragon.”

Issei: ”Ah, well, kids always look up to heroes, right?”

Sirzechs: ”By the way, Satan Red didn’t even make the rankings... sob”

Issei: ”...”

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