Harem app

”Calm down, calm down, if the problem is money, I’m sure we can find a solution for that.” As always, the maternal tone of the beauty in front of me calmed me down.

”Well, it’s not that simple...”

In my head, I quickly started doing the math. I did odd jobs on the internet as an editor and other things, but I barely made $600 a month. What my mother managed to send was just enough to cover rent and daily expenses. Besides, I was already spending as little as possible, so I didn’t have much wiggle room.

Maybe I could use the time I would gain by not going to class to get a decently paying job. Still, with luck, it would take more than 20 years to pay off the debt. That, of course, if I didn’t spend a penny more than I already did and kept my earnings from the internet. However, with Lila at home, my expenses would undoubtedly increase a lot. I would need to buy more food, more water for the bath, more electricity; all the bills would go up.

Well, maybe I should just go back to my mother’s house in this situation, but I really didn’t want her to know about the expulsion. Not to mention: how would I take Lila to my mother’s house? It would be very complicated to explain everything.

Besides, was there any way I could get my spot back at college? What would become of my future without it? Would I have to live forever surviving on the jobs I could get without ever having much money? Damn! It was very frustrating everything that had happened. In an instant, I felt like I had lost all the prospects for the future I had.

”Calm down, calm down, it seems you’re thinking about too many things. First, tell me, what is the problem? It’s easier to solve things together, isn’t it?”

”And if there is no solution?” I said with a tone of some despair.

The girl smiled. ”Everything has a solution, it’s alright. Don’t think too much about all the problems at once, we’ll find a solution for them one by one, okay?”

Her words once again calmed me down. Indeed, I was being foolish. So, deciding to trust her, I lay on her lap where I felt at peace, and we began to discuss things calmly.

”First, what is your initial situation? You mentioned a debt, didn’t you? Can you explain everything about it?” The beauty calmly began to guide things.

”Well, apparently this game I received uses real money to function, and by summoning you, I ended up incurring a debt of $100,000, which is about 30 times what I would probably earn working full time somewhere.”

Lila looked at me with concern upon hearing this, even seeming to feel a bit bad about it all. Understanding my mistake, I made sure to clarify:

”The situation may be very bad, but I don’t regret summoning you. I’m sure that without you, I wouldn’t even have the strength to stay alive for the rest of today, so I would do it all over again if I could go back in time!”

The girl smiled happily at my response, then gently stroked my forehead. In her gaze, I could feel incredible tenderness and love... she had such warm hands and such a passionate look.

”And what will happen if you don’t pay your debt?”

”It will increase, and if I continue not paying, my name will be tarnished, and the bank will probably find a way to get its money back.”

”I see. I imagine you have more problems at the moment. Will any of them have immediate consequences if you don’t solve them?”

Thinking about it, even if I did nothing, I had already lost my college. I could tell my mother about everything at any time; it didn’t have to be right then, and I could think about my future later.

Actually, if I managed to pay the interest on the debt, I could survive for the first few months. And even in the worst-case scenario, where I lived, there was no prison for debt; it wouldn’t be easy, but I had some time to find ways to get money.

”See, the world hasn’t ended yet,” she gave me a light flick. ”Don’t worry about everything at once. For now, let’s find a way to pay off your debt; the rest can wait. You can trust me; everything will be fine in the future!”

”Okay.” It was hard for someone as anxious as I was to leave everything aside like that, but I decided I would trust that woman.

”Well, now I think we should think about how to make more money, right?” she murmured. ”It would be terrible if you continued having financial problems.”

The girl dived into thoughts, as she seemed to judge the many options we had and the possible solutions.

”What do you think about selling me?” She said jokingly.

”I’m not going to do that!” I got up from her lap and looked directly into her eyes to convey my feelings. ”You are mine, okay? I would never have to do something like that.”

”So manly...” she murmured very low, as hearts seemed to appear in her passionate gaze. ”If you keep acting like this, I’ll want to devour you...” she approached and whispered sexily in my ear.

Instantly, my body reacted by pumping blood quickly to my groin. Feeling an enormous desire, I wanted to advance on the woman, but she stopped me and said:

”First, we solve your problem, then...” she took my hand and led it to her large breasts, allowing me to feel all the softness, ”I’ll let you know every piece of my body.”

”It will be a pleasure!”

”Hehe!” She laughed gracefully at my reaction. ”Well, I imagine that immediately the best thing would be for me to try to get a job too. I can probably work as an attendant in some establishment; I’m already used to it.”

”Used to it?”

”Yes, I worked as an attendant at the transport station between the Celestial Plane and Tartarus.” Seeing my confused look, she continued explaining in a way that didn’t help at all, ”You know, half-breeds like me are rare, and it’s cheaper to just hire me than to have two attendants, so... Anyway, it doesn’t matter.”

I felt a slight headache with the amount of new information I had received. Unfortunately, Lila also didn’t explain many of my doubts. According to her, humans shouldn’t know much about these matters. She also said I didn’t have to worry much about it.

Obviously, my instincts screamed that it was better to know as much as possible, but there was no way to force her to talk.

Turning Attention to the important thing: making money. Both agreed that her idea made sense. I also discovered that she knew almost nothing about my world, so I tried to tell her as much as possible while we chatted lightly.

”Well, it’s always fun talking to you, but...” Lila said, stretching, ”I think it would be good for us to go to sleep soon, so let’s move on to the second part of solving your problem.”

”Second part?”

”Yes, you still have a very powerful resource, and if you use it correctly, I’m sure you can become very rich,” she showed a confident smile and pointed to my phone.

At first, I didn’t understand as I looked at the screen of that thing searching for an answer, but the beauty soon elucidated the obvious for me:

”Don’t you remember? The cause of your problems is also your best chance to solve them, the divine blessing you received, the harem app. If you use it correctly, you can probably fulfill all your desires in life.”

Still somewhat confused, I tilted my head to the side in doubt and asked, ”How? I can only think of ways to spend money with this thing.”

I had already looked quickly at the app, and the only functions I found in it were: buying another assistant and buying a miraculous power. Moreover, both functions had a rather suspicious gacha mechanic. For example, the so-called miraculous power had an 80% chance of yielding nothing.

”Look,” Lila smiled confidently, then her horns grew on her head, and her nails turned into claws, ”this is my demon transformation, a small power I managed to keep from my world. Since your level in the app is still 0, my powers are weak; I can only become about 5x stronger and faster than a woman my size would be, but I will gain more abilities over time.”

I wasn’t entirely convinced, after all, most of the abilities she claimed to have in her old world were related to combat. Obviously, there were ways to make a lot of money with that, but most of them would attract a lot of attention. The world wouldn’t just ignore the fact that there is someone with supernatural powers.

”You don’t need to worry so much, the app has an automatic hypnosis function that will make most people treat my and your powers as natural.” In response to my concerns, she explained.

”What do you mean, only most people?”

She looked around suspiciously, like someone who had been caught lying. ”Well, it might be that if you do something very big, the hypnosis won’t work.”

”That doesn’t sound very reliable.” I looked at her suspiciously.

”Okay, okay, but besides paranormal powers, the app still has its main function, it can help you win the hearts of women.”

”Wait! Are you suggesting that I go after a harem?” I asked, surprised.

”Of course, who else do you think the ’harem app’ would be for?” She looked at me as if she was genuinely worried about my mental capacity.

”But you don’t mind?”

”Hmm... No, I applied for this position already intending to help you make one.” Once again, I was reminded of how that woman didn’t think based on human concepts like monogamy.

”Applied?”

”Yes, but you don’t need to worry about that. The important thing is, blessings always save their users, so if you use yours, I’m sure everything will work out.”

As a man, I really couldn’t complain about my situation. Starting to imagine a delightful future, I opened my phone and looked more closely at the app’s functions.

Besides the purchasable items, I found, within the main menu, several tabs, among them were: harem; packages; store and other things, but what caught my attention was the missions area, which I immediately opened.

There I found this:

Level missions: 0/10

(Roll)

Quests 0/2

(Roll)

Reading the descriptions, I understood that to level up in the app, I would have to complete the 10 level missions. As for the quests, they didn’t have a good explanation, so I didn’t quite understand what they did, I just knew that they were probably complicated tasks and they would give me rewards.

In any case, I first wanted to check what things I would need to do to level up, so I pressed the spin button under the level missions icon, and then my phone screen shone excessively.

After a few moments of near blindness, a black screen appeared on my phone, with a list of 10 items written in a strong red, looking like something taken directly from a cheesy horror movie:

Missions: Level 1 → 2

☐ Get jerked off by a girl

☐ Kiss a woman

☐ Do 50 push-ups.

☐ Receive a blowjob.

☐ Cum inside your partner

☐ Anal sex

☐ Go to a motel.

☐ Run for 20 km

☐ Meditate for the first time

☐ Get a girlfriend.

Apparently, that game really took the random aspect seriously, as the missions didn’t seem to have any connection or logic. Moreover, as I would discover in the future, sometimes missions I had already completed could come up again, but they wouldn’t count because they only counted after being drawn.

”These aren’t very complicated things, we don’t have lubricant, but I think we can complete most of them today, don’t you think?” Lila said seductively.

Again, my cock throbbed thinking about the near future, but there was still something I wanted to check, the quests:

I clicked the spin button, and the following screen appeared before me.

First quest

(Conquer the rebellious girl)

Description: Eva is an 18-year-old rebellious young woman who fought a lot with her parents during her teenage years. Upon graduating from high school, this reached its peak as she ran away from home to pursue her music career in the big city. However, she is not doing so well in that.

Complete phases: 0/6

First phase:

Get a job as an attendant at the nearest Seven Eleven, where you will be a coworker of Eva. Be a good employee and get close to her, even if she is not friendly at first. Achieve the status of being her friend.

First phase rewards:

Secret information about Eva.A wonderful scene.

Notice: you will receive more rewards in the upcoming stages.

Then I finally understood how that app would help me win over women. Probably by completing the quest entirely, I would add a woman to my harem, or something like that. I wondered if I would have to convince her about polygamy or if there would be some divine help with that.

In any case, Lila told me that the condition to level up from 0 to 1 and unlock all the basic functions of the app was to complete all the initial missions and the two initial quests. So, I clicked spin once more.

Then...