Global Lords: Me and My Calabash Kiddos

Ten million Celestial Dao Coins, thirteen million Celestial Dao Coins, fifteen million Celestial Dao Coins...

Just as the Lords were bidding for ten seconds, Fire Dragon burst into Wealth Tower and shouted loudly at Yi Tian: ”Lord, Second Miss says a large number of monsters are attacking!”

Scene freeze!

Not only did Yi Tian freeze, even the Lords of the Cosmic Ten Thousand Races were stunned!

The show’s about to start!

As they say, ’the tall tree attracts the wind’!

There were plenty among the Cosmic Ten Thousand Races who wanted to see Wealthiest in the World make a fool of themselves.

At this moment, if Yi Tian had immediately paused the auction and ”panic-ran” out to help—

The Lords would be laughing their heads off.

Yi Tian was inside Wealth Tower, unable to see outside.

The Lords of the Cosmic Ten Thousand Races, however, knew they weren’t being attacked, nor had they received any Celestial Dao Misfortune warnings.

So, seeing Yi Tian under attack made them incredibly happy.

Wealthiest in the World!

Serves you right for being cocky!

Some Lords who supported Wealthiest in the World were genuinely worried for them. Wealthiest in the World is so kind and honest, surely they’ll be fine!

A very small handful of Lords who really wanted to buy the Five Elements Sacred Fruit, Yin Yang Sacred Fruit, Enlightenment Tea, and Celestial Dao Essence were hoping Yi Tian wouldn’t mess up.

Yi Tian was momentarily stunned—most annoyed at Fire Dragon’s rash nature.

This is a live broadcast, bro!

Anything said during the auction, all the Cosmic Ten Thousand Races can hear.

If it was Gu Qianqiu who’d come, she’d definitely walk up to Yi Tian and whisper in his ear.

When Yi Tian entered Wealth Tower, he’d already said: If anything happens, Kiddos, don’t come in! Didn’t want unnecessary drama. Shan Dashan in Zone 66 has seen the Kiddos before.

With this big mouth, before Yi Tian can even finish the auction, the whole Celestial Dao World will know Wealthiest in the World is in Zone 10086, Zone 66.

”Enemies are here, just defend. What’s with all the panic? Get Gu Qianqiu to organize the battle. All territory members, obey orders!”

Yi Tian issued the order to Fire Dragon and signaled him to leave.

”Understood, Lord!”

Fire Dragon quickly cupped his hands and exited.

Yi Tian had already given the order; once Fire Dragon spreads the word, Tai Zhong, Five Tigers, Howling Moon Silver Wolf, Little White, Elemental Warriors, Dragon Sparrow Guard, and Eastsea Falcon will all listen to Gu Qianqiu’s commands.

Maybe only Little Kiddo won’t be easy for Gu Qianqiu to command—plus, language barrier. Little Kiddo only knows three Celestial Dao Language phrases:

”Monsters are here!”

”Help me out!”

”Daddy calls you!”

The rest are still learning...

After Fire Dragon left Wealth Tower, Yi Tian didn’t show a single abnormal reaction.

Yi Tian wasn’t worried—it was probably legit. With Tai Zhong there, and his territory’s defenses, Yi Tian felt at ease.

If it wasn’t Celestial Dao Misfortune, then the Mist Barrier was solid. Not many enemies could get through.

The Mist Barrier had three scenarios.

First, the end-of-month mega exam—Mist Barrier weakest then.

Second, during Celestial Dao Misfortune—Mist Barrier relatively weak.

Third—right now, Mist Barrier’s normal state.

Just look at the Master of the Demon Wolf Abyss, waving a Quasi-Demonic Artifact, still yelling ”come out, come out”, all flustered!

Also, from Fire Dragon’s report, Yi Tian learned the ”monsters” hadn’t entered the mist yet.

Separated by a huge lake, and today the warship was finally built—it’s their headache now.

Fighting in the water? Not just about being strong—you can’t just run wild.

Plus, twenty Advanced Golden Mechanic Guards are standing by—top-tier combat power, at your service.

”Activate twenty Advanced Golden Mechanic Guards.”

Yi Tian gave the order in his mind.

Twenty overbearing, matchless Golden Mechanized Guards awoke from inside the city tower, leaped down the city walls, and headed for the lakeshore.

One squad after another of Elemental Warriors filed out from the Warrior Pavilion, rushing to the front lines.

”Current highest bid: Twenty-two million Celestial Dao Coins. If no new bids, the auction will finish in 30 seconds!”

Unaffected by outside drama, after Fire Dragon left, Yi Tian spoke calmly.

Same speaking pace as always—unhurried, with a smile in his voice, and magnetic as ever.

Countless Lords were shocked!

The territory being invaded is a matter of life and death. As the strongest Lord, shouldn’t you take charge?

In basically every fight, it’s the Lord who leads, with slaves for backup.

Does Wealthiest in the World care about money more than life?

Seriously, Spirit Fruit can be auctioned anytime.

SSS-level Spirit Fruit, worried about it not selling?

Walk away now and you just lose a little face!

”Hope the intruders actually break into Wealth Tower later! The show’ll be even better!”

Suddenly, a bunch of Lords were watching eagerly.

Many Lords weren’t just checking out Wealthiest in the World’s auction items; they kept glancing at the main gate of Wealth Tower’s first floor too.

Where there were haters, there were also supporters.

Many Lords were impressed by Wealthiest in the World’s zen-like, easygoing air of calm under pressure.

Wealthiest in the World, able to stay on top—definitely not a fluke!

Right as Yi Tian finished the warning,

A bid shot off, leaving everyone in the dust!

Forty-five million Celestial Dao Coins!

The bidder was Yi Tian’s acquaintance, Purple Phoenix Moon Dance.

Yi Tian saw the money and immediately remembered Purple Phoenix Moon Dance still owed him thirty-eight million Celestial Dao Coins.

There were still more than two months left on the repayment contract.

”Current highest bid: Forty-five million Celestial Dao Coins. If no new bids, the auction will finish in thirty seconds.”

With Yi Tian’s words, many Lords were in an uproar.

They vaguely remembered that at the first auction, the total price for Five Elements Sacred Fruit was only thirty million Celestial Dao Coins.

Times have changed. The poor are still poor, and the rich just get richer.

But hey, can’t you have some sportsmanship? Shouldn’t the price climb a little at a time?

How can anyone keep raising the bid like this?

Some Lords were panicking—slow the bidding down! Go mess with Wealthiest in the World, stall for time!