Global Dungeon: I Can See the Status Bar

Lu Wenwu raised an eyebrow: ”Going to spend in the Human World? Do you have money? They probably don’t accept Gold and Silver Spirit Stones.”

”If Daxia Bank hasn’t closed my account, I should have some?” Even the True Monarch of Destiny was a bit hesitant, ”But no matter, this old man is the True Monarch of Destiny after all! I’m an Immortal favored by the Path of Destiny! How could I be troubled by such mundane matters?”

Before he finished speaking, a few red bills with old man’s faces on them were caught by a breeze from who knows where, landing precisely at the feet of the True Monarch of Destiny.

He chuckled, picking them up with his Spiritual Power and flaunting them in front of Lu Wenwu: ”Look, isn’t it easy?”

Lu Wenwu: ”...”

Can you pick up money just like that?

Damned Old Deng of destiny, having good luck is amazing, huh!

Got anxious!

Just as Lu Wenwu was secretly feeling a bit upset, the True Monarch of Destiny’s eyes suddenly flashed with two white lights. His eyes turned into a strange glowing gray, filled with constantly shifting, unclear images.

The next moment, the mysterious aura scattered, everything returned to invisibility.

The True Monarch of Destiny’s eyes returned to normal.

”Fortunately, I found a clue, we probably need to go on a long journey.”

”Where?” Lu Wenwu asked concisely.

The True Monarch of Destiny pondered for a moment, then replied: ”We need to head south, about one thousand two hundred kilometers from Yanjing, to a large city southeast, where the river meets the sea. The divination shows it’s easy to find.”

Lu Wenwu thought for a moment, blurting out: ”Shanghai?”

The True Monarch of Destiny’s expression froze, frowning and thinking for a long time before speaking with confusion: ”...Shanghai? Is there such a place within Great Xia?”

”Oh sorry, my mistake, the place should be Shen City now.” Lu Wenwu awkwardly scratched Mao Mao’s head.

This action caused the dog to look at his owner with an unclear expression, squinting happily and wagging his tail.

Parallel universes are easy to mix up.

Many places are quite similar, but the names are different.

”How do we get there, Fellow Daoist, do you know the way?” Lu Wenwu awkwardly changed the subject, ”Hmm... planes and high-speed trains are convenient, but too bothersome. They’re not faster than flying ourselves. Time is pressing, we should seize every second.”

”Fellow Daoist Bao Long is right.” The True Monarch of Destiny nodded in agreement, ”Although I don’t know the way, we can use modern tools to assist.”

Saying this, he downloaded an app called ”Profound Space Navigation” on Lu Wenwu’s phone and used it proficiently.

”Profound Space Navigation? That’s a strange name.” Lu Wenwu couldn’t help but complain.

”Oh, it’s the business of the Profound Void Sect, naturally named after their own Sect.”

The True Monarch of Destiny seemed very familiar with them, even operating the phone with one hand.

”Profound Void Sect? They developed a navigation app?”

Lu Wenwu felt as if something in his imagined Cultivation World was disappearing again.

The True Monarch of Destiny nodded: ”Profound Void Sect is a long-standing Sect, though not top tier, they excel in Feng Shui geomancy, and are at the forefront among many Immortal Sects in the East.”

”In ancient times when technology wasn’t advanced, disciples of Profound Void Sect had to personally measure Feng Shui, dragon veins. It was time-consuming and laborious, and inefficient.”

”So ever since the human aerospace industry became successful, they’ve sponsored and launched several satellites for Feng Shui terrain exploration, allowing knowledge of global Feng Shui without leaving home, saving time and effort, extremely efficient, isn’t it wonderful?”

Lu Wenwu: ”...”

Feeling like everything is a point for complaint, yet unsure where to start.

Soon, the True Monarch of Destiny set up the navigation.

Sister Zhiling’s sweet broadcast came out: ”Prepare to depart, a total of 1225 kilometers, approximately 12 hours and 39 minutes, route planned from current position...”

The True Monarch of Destiny cast a Spiritual Shield on the phone to protect it, smiled slightly, and handed it back to Lu Wenwu: ”Fellow Daoist Bao Long, how’s your Escape Technique? Remember to fly high and don’t forget the Spiritual Power Protection in the air, otherwise you’ll be locked by human radar and spy satellites, which would cause them troubles.”

Lu Wenwu casually sent Mao Mao back to Spirit Heaven Cave Heaven, calmly glanced at the cheeky white-bearded old Daoist, not saying a word.

The next moment, with a ”shua” sound, a pair of huge Nether Yin Dragon Wings snapped open behind him.

With just a slight flap, he vanished in an instant.

Leaving only the True Monarch of Destiny, his beard blown into a burst-like state by fierce winds.

At this moment, Lu Wenwu’s voice faintly came: ”Escape Technique? I don’t need such boring things, my body is the strongest Escape Technique!”

”Alright, this old man underestimated you!”

The True Monarch of Destiny wasn’t upset, stroked his beard, laughed heartily, and stepped forward, his figure suddenly disappearing.

Reappearing, he was already level with Lu Wenwu.

Each step he took was akin to Shrinking Inches in myth and legend, effortlessly catching up.

Lu Wenwu was suddenly surprised to glance at him.

Even without activating Fleeting Shadow, the speed of Nether Yin Dragon Wings was ordinarily beyond the qualification to be meddled with by S-, let alone a suppressed A+ S-!

”Fellow Daoist Tianji, what Escape Technique is this? Could it be the legendary Shrinking Inches Divine Technique?” Lu Wenwu asked out of curiosity.

The True Monarch of Destiny laughed proudly: ”Haha, it’s not Shrinking Inches, but indeed has similar qualities. This is an ultimate skill I created myself—3D Space Coordinate Axis Modification Escape Technique!”

Lu Wenwu: ”???”

What kind of thing is this?

How can I understand each part separately, but once combined it becomes incomprehensible!

3D Space, Coordinate Axis, Escape Technique???

No, how are these three things combined in such a strange way?

Lu Wenwu’s CPU almost overheated trying to figure it out, failing to understand, he could only ask again: ”Fellow Daoist Tianji, I dare ask, what’s the principle of this 3D Space Coordinate Axis Modification Escape Technique... can you explain simply?”

”It’s not impossible to explain, since Fellow Daoist Bao Long is interested, I’ll talk about it.”

The True Monarch of Destiny was visibly smug, his face filled with pride and his mouth curled up in noticeable delight.

”According to mortal scientists, we live in a three-dimensional world, constructed of X, Y, Z axes. I wonder if Fellow Daoist Bao Long is familiar with mathematics and physics, the disciplines of mortals?”

Lu Wenwu raised an eyebrow: ”Of course, coordinate axes, X and Y axes form the horizontal and vertical planes, Z axis represents height. This truly misunderstands me as one of those ancient scholars who only know classical literature!”

”Hey, Fellow Daoist’s words, I naturally won’t look down on you.”

The True Monarch of Destiny chuckled, continuing to introduce his ridiculously sounding Escape Technique.

”The core part of my Escape Technique utilizes these three coordinate axes. Although I don’t physically move, and a step is still this far, I modify the coordinate axis data, shrinking large data while walking, isn’t it equivalent to walking further?”

”I appear to step a little over a meter, but modifying the coordinate axis allows me to leap several kilometers, a step spanning several kilometers. It’s like reducing the concept of ’distance’ relative to myself.”

”Does Fellow Daoist Bao Long understand what I’m explaining?”

After hearing this, Lu Wenwu was dumbfounded.

Whoa, wow!

Using modifications to space-time to make space run with people, achieving speeds impossible for normal creatures!

This isn’t an Escape Technique, this is a human curvature engine!

Gene Roddenberry would be impressed.

No, this coordinate axis modification is even more bugged than a curvature engine!

This isn’t a curvature engine, it’s a mathematical rate engine!

Still a human version!

Cultivation, isn’t it marvelous?

Lu Wenwu couldn’t help but marvel, this True Monarch of Destiny is an incredibly talented individual, it’s a real loss not to study physics and prove a True Monarch of Physics!

I wonder if there’s such a thing as the Path of Physics in this world...