Global Dungeon: I Can See the Status Bar

As soon as these words were spoken, it was like a thunderclap in a clear sky.

The Tiger Whale Sisters were completely dumbfounded, both showing a face like ”are you fucking kidding me?”.

What???

Wipe out all four major factions?

Bro, I think you’re getting a bit extreme here.

You’re more outrageous than a robot!

And moreover...

Moreover!

There’s just three of us and a dog!

Bro, get a grip, this is pure fantasy.

Are we supposed to take on four races with just four people?

Even if you’re powerful, you’re not that powerful!

Mao Mao was nonchalantly munching on Acidic Titan Jerky, comfortably lying on the bed.

It was all too familiar with its master’s thoughts.

If words didn’t match, just go at it with fists.

It’s either you die or I live.

As long as you kill enough, the problem can be solved.

If it’s not solved, then it’s because you haven’t killed enough.

It’s all about that Great Western King spirit.

All things are born to nurtures man, man has no things to repay heaven, kill kill kill kill kill kill kill!

What tasks to do by the book?

Nonexistent!

Lu Wenwu’s mindset when on quests follows two principles.

Firstly, to have fun and play to the fullest.

Secondly... avoid hassle.

Except when he’s researching egg-filled pancakes, he doesn’t mind, many other things Lu Wenwu finds troublesome, so he always gives off a lazy, slightly crazy vibe to people who don’t know him well.

Of course, he is indeed quite crazy.

Hu Frost hesitantly asked: ”... Violent Dragon, maybe you should... consider it again? To recklessly attempt to overthrow four races with just a few of us, is it... is it kind of...”

She stammered for a long time, unable to say the words ”overestimating oneself”.

Even though, after years of Lan Shan’s praise, she had great confidence in Lu Wenwu.

But...

This clearly isn’t a problem that can be solved by fighting!

Tiger Mo was nodding enthusiastically on the side: ”Yeah, Violent Dragon, it sounds kind of ridiculous! The task system didn’t provide clear faction information, what if you judged wrong, and we end up stuck here?”

”Don’t worry, I won’t be wrong.” Lu Wenwu said confidently, ”I’m very familiar with this, experienced.”

”Experienced???”

”This thing can even have experience?”

The two sisters glanced at each other, simultaneously voicing their doubts.

”Yeah, I’m really experienced.”

Reflecting on past quests, Lu Wenwu couldn’t help but sigh.

Up till now, he’s never cleared a dungeon the normal way.

He’s always taken a roundabout way, a detour.

Even the first newbie quest was like this.

The monsters normal players couldn’t defeat, I’d defeat!

The tasks normal players couldn’t handle, I’d handle!

It’s like the Deceitful School; if Lu Wenwu hadn’t beaten those ghosts into submission, forcing all the deceit to study with an egg-filled pancake in one hand and a big stick in the other, would he have gotten all those task rewards?

As for the Eternal Illusion, if Lu Wenwu hadn’t taken the initiative to root out the zombies and wicked daoists, would he have turned the Zombie King and Evil Old Daoist into his attributes?

And just recently at Divine Protection Continent.

If he hadn’t bulldozed his way through with the bros, insisting on going to New City to wipe out the Neo-Human Sect, would he have met Gulu?

”Playing by the rules, how much resources can you earn? Only by breaking out of this framework, turning everything in the dungeon upside down, can you gain the most, the biggest benefits.” Lu Wenwu sighed again.

”So... what exactly are you planning to do?”

Hu Frost paused, looking back at Lu Wenwu, at that man whose eyes gleamed with intense confidence, as dazzling as the sun.

”What to do? Simple.” Lu Wenwu chuckled, ”We’ll head straight to Eros, storm the Superhuman Federation headquarters, in and out like seven waves, seize that Grand President’s position! After subduing the other three races, we’ll just dissolve the Superhuman Federation on the spot, done!”

”Huh?”

Hu Frost’s previous caution disappeared in an instant, her expression looked even more stunned than before.

”Wait... wait wait... is this... does it make sense? You want to be the Grand President of the Superhuman Federation?”

”Of course it makes sense, why wouldn’t it?” Lu Wenwu said with flair, ”I’ve already checked, the Grand President re-election preparations are underway, we can already start filling out questionnaires and voting early.”

”Wait, I have a question.” Tiger Mo suddenly raised her hand, ”With managed democracy, this special voting method, how do you intend to get a candidate slot and ensure your vote distribution? Isn’t it a bit late now?”

”As long as there’s no result, it’s not late.” Lu Wenwu said with a grin, ”By then I’ll go and kill all the other candidates, they’ll have to give me the vote, they won’t have a choice.”

Hu Frost followed her sister’s question, ”Then how will you get a candidate slot through the Elder Council? You’re just an A-Class Citizen now, the Grand President election should at least require S-Class Citizens, right?”

”Why don’t you all use your brains, isn’t it obvious!” Lu Wenwu’s smile shone with strong evil qi, ”Won’t give it? Then I’ll just take on the Elder Council concurrently!”

Tiger Mo: ”???”

Hu Frost: ”!!!”

This plan was indeed unmistakably their master’s style.

Mao Mao, lying on the bed, wasn’t surprised at all by this.

It didn’t make any remarks, just kept chomping on the Acidic Titan Jerky one by one.

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