Global Dungeon: I Can See the Status Bar

Chapter 129: Chapter 99: Simps Meet a Bad End [6,300 Words]

Lu Wenwu walked up to Lan Shan, and with a smile, gave her a thumbs up: “You’re decisive and can understand my subtle signals. I recognize you.”

Lan Shan chuckled: “They were obviously coming to kill us. If I were to be all talk and no action like some naive fool, wouldn’t that be brainless? Such idiots wouldn’t survive to adulthood in the sea.”

“If I can kill the enemies who bring danger, I should do it quickly. If I can’t, I should run far so they don’t have the chance to kill me. I’ll come back to deal with them later, pew pew!”

“Very perceptive!”

Lu Wenwu felt that Lan Shan was really on his wavelength.

If only she weren’t so rogue.

“But if we kill them all, what if the Salvation First Army comes after us with a missile blitz? What do we do then?” Lan Shan looked worriedly at Lu Wenwu, “I have a special ability to turn into liquid to hide, but what about you and the doggy? Pew pew!”

“My dog’s name is Mao Mao, and I have a personal space,” Lu Wenwu shrugged, “Even if I don’t use it, it’d take more than conventional weapons to kill me.”

Lan Shan’s beautiful blue eyes sparkled with a hint of surprise: “Wow, I didn’t expect you’re Brother Fu! Pew pew! Brother Fu v50! And today’s Thursday!”

“By the way, I’ve been meaning to ask, just where did you learn all this nonsense?”

“Ah… from a forum, I think it’s called Sun Xiao…”

“Alright, no need to say more. Just watch less of it in the future.”

“Pew pew? How about sex then?”

“No!”

“Pew pew! Stupid straight guy, you’re so dumb!”

“And cut back on that big red book too!”

“Pew pew! What you love is your life?”

“… Are you having issues with the bathroom?”

“Pew pew! What’s wrong with these words? Besides, I never mentioned the bathroom!”

After bantering a little with Lan Shan, Lu Wenwu went straight to the survivors still in shock, removed the Demon King’s Fury, and gave one of them a gentle slap.

His control of strength was so precise that the person’s cheek wasn’t even swollen.

The slap worked wonders; the man snapped out of his fear immediately.

Lu Wenwu just looked at him, calmly asking: “Considering you didn’t intend to kill me just now, I’ll spare your life. But that doesn’t mean I won’t kill. Now, I ask, you answer, okay?”

This soldier nodded like a pecking chicken.

Lu Wenwu immediately asked: “How many are left in your unit? Do you have the capability to call in intercontinental missiles for surgical strikes? What’s everyone doing in the city now? What’s your mission? And why?”

The soldier responded immediately: “Including logistics, there are close to two thousand of us left. The brigade commander has the authority to call in missile strikes, but I’m not clear on the specific procedures, I’m just an ordinary officer.”

“Our mission this time seems to be because the War Apostle suddenly died, the entire War Realm fell into chaos, and the two nearest Apostles are battling in the City of War over the War Apostle’s resources. We were sent to grab some leftovers.”

“Even if it’s just a border city of the War Realm, it still has abundant resources and a structured industrial system, all critical for our fight against the Apostles.”

“Before we came, our forces had basically taken over the city, exterminating those whom the War Apostle had blessed. Their superpowers are dwindling. Without the War Apostle, we met little resistance.”

“Some of the materials should already have been collected and transported.”

Lu Wenwu glanced at the tags given by the Eye of Insight.

[Sincere] [Trepidation] [Anxious] [Nervous] [Fearful]

Alright, seems like he’s not lying.

Lu Wenwu asked again: “Did you encounter others from the Otherworld during this?”

The soldier hesitated and then spoke: “We encountered… five, but three are already dead, and the remaining two are severely injured and captured by us.”

So those three idiots were killed by the Salvation First Army?

“How did they die?” Lu Wenwu pursued.

“Uh…” The soldier seemed a bit awkward, “When we were dealing with the War Apostle’s minions, they suddenly jumped out to volunteer their assistance. But the brigade commander and others…”

Great, idiots indeed they are.

Trying to act cool without any real strength?

Tsk…

Lu Wenwu interrupted the soldier with a deadpan face, signaling the captain to take the remaining captives back to the landing area.

Before leaving, the captain asked: “Mr. Tyrannosaurus, are you and Miss Lan Shan planning to…”

Lu Wenwu cracked his neck, showing a cryptic smile: “Notify Old Zhao, the whole army moves out; this city is ours now.”

With that, the Azure Sky Wings spread, and Lu Wenwu flew up high with Lan Shan, heading straight for the city.

Leaving the captain dumbfounded.

“Captain, are we… finally going to settle down?” a young soldier tentatively asked, “Can Mr. Tyrannosaurus deal with those seven… six Apostles?”

The captain laughed bitterly: “I have faith in his strength, but not in his mental state.”

Young soldier: “…”

Why is the captain insulting him?

…

In the distance in the city, two people bound like dead dogs were tightly guarded by about five hundred guards.

At the slightest movement, the high-density explosive array and suicide collars bound like armor could easily end their lives.

What’s worse, these explosives are not just simply strapped on.