Global Dungeon: I Can See the Status Bar

Chapter 70: Chapter 70: Sometimes Women’s Morning Temper Can Be Intense

Lu Wenwu’s maneuver left the four teammates who had been watching dumbfounded!

Logically speaking, the standard procedure is surely to rely on Naruto-level rhetoric, boosting faction contributions, increasing favorability, paired with one’s own intimidating strength, and only then would you be able to glean a bit of the God of Infinite Mechanical Dragons’ essential nature, right?

Seen braving through the risks.

Seen superpowers in action.

Egg-stuffed pancake paving the way truly caught us off guard!

Thinking himself as the only normal person in the team, Anthony lay in the coffin and let out a long sigh.

This round has a big thigh carrying us, with teammates all getting along, it’s pretty prickly.

If only the big thigh could follow the standard procedure to clear the level…

As he mulled this over, he munched on muscle meat sausage and used sharp teeth as a straw to sip watermelon juice.

The five settled down in separate rooms arranged by the High Priest.

But some can’t bear the loneliness.

After dinner, Su Qinghong quietly slipped into Lu Wenwu’s place, launching a sneak attack on him as he was sitting cross-legged exercising finger dexterity.

“Oh my, Big Tyrannosaurus, sis is getting fonder of you by the day!”

The robust Northeast Big Fox Lady pounced onto Lu Wenwu, flipping him onto the bed like riding a horse and made a bed thud.

“Great body, excellent stamina, handsome looks, can cook, and even raise dogs! Where do you find a good man like this? Just give in to sis! Become her boy toy!”

Lu Wenwu looked grim: “Good big sis, what are you doing?”

Su Qinghong licked the corner of her mouth, immediately thrilled and began to undress: “Do it! You said it! Don’t take it back!”

These words made Lu Wenwu’s CPU overload for a moment.

What the heck just zipped across my face???

With realization, Lu Wenwu grabbed the other’s smooth, tender little hand and clutched that restless, swinging big tail, teasingly scolded: “You old granny, playing word games with me, huh?”

“What’s wrong with that! Don’t you like this vibe?”

Big Fox Lady changed to a soft Wu dialect, gnawing lightly at the corner of her mouth, even withdrawing her signature accent.

Somehow, the dim lighting in the room softened remarkably.

Even the slightly chilly temperature rose, causing a hint of warmth.

The free hand gently brushed Lu Wenwu’s chin stubble, her delicate finger tapping her lips, her eyes like shimmering autumn water.

“Young master~ do you like a servant like this one?”

Lu Wenwu admitted, at this moment, he was truly stirred.

Younger brother had already answered for him.

That voice, that technique, even his bones felt a bit mushy.

The grip on her wrist instantly softened.

Just when the two were engrossed in passion, seemingly about to delve into some inadmissible detail, the rough alloy door suddenly echoed with knocks.

“Bang bang bang!”

“Sir, the High Priest asked me to call you, the matter is settled!” Li River’s voice rang out from outside.

The romantic atmosphere in the room instantly vanished.

Big Fox Lady’s high-level multi-dimensional efforts instantly broke down.

With a blacker-than-pan-bottom expression on the other’s face, Lu Wenwu probed: “How about… we take care of the business first?”

“I think we were just interrupted from business!” Su Qinghong grumbled through clenched teeth!

The alloy door continued to be knocked on.

“Bang bang bang!”

“Sir? Sir, are you inside?”

“Bang bang bang!”

“I…”

“Knock knock knock, knock my uncle, damn it!”

Poor Li River, unaware of the chaos, was dragged down by a furious Su Qinghong and kicked flying into the wall, embedding painfully.

Good thing Big Fox Lady kicked off her high-heel boots when she pounced on Lu Wenwu.

If she were wearing them, this kick might’ve led to an all-out battle with the Mechanical Dragon Gathering Place.

Witnessing it all, Lu Wenwu couldn’t help but exclaim: “Now that’s the spirit!”

Su Qinghong re-dressed her half-removed coat, her tender white foot stepping back into the boots, storming back to her room, fuming.

Li River, finally realizing, awkwardly removed himself from the wall, inwardly lamenting his misfortune.

Lu Wenwu helped him up, dry coughs a couple of times: “Well, sorry pal, she has a bit of morning temper.”

Li River clutched his stomach, waved: “Sir, the High Priest said that the deity agreed, offering you an hour for communication. Tomorrow morning at ten, the High Priest will escort you to the Divine Hall to communicate with the deity.”

“Thanks for the hard work.”

Lu Wenwu said a few polite words.

After seeing Li River off, he summoned the remaining three and the sulky Su Qinghong to… uh, called to the room of Old Monk Ruhuo.

His own room had no door, Anthony’s room was too gloomy, Kashan’s room wasn’t suitable…

The team jointly set various anti-eavesdropping and anti-surveillance measures, then Lu Wenwu spoke.

“The God of Infinite Mechanical Dragons can talk to you for an hour? Such kindness?” Anthony was extremely surprised by this, “Is the God of Infinite Mechanical Dragons this amicable?”

“Amitabha Buddha.” Old Monk Ruhuo affirmed, “Who would’ve thought this Divine Spirit could be so approachable, benevolent indeed, seems another mission reward milestone awaits us.”

Kashan pondered, then asked: “So Brother Tyrannosaurus, have you come to discuss tomorrow’s conversation contents with us?”

“No.” Lu Wenwu dropped a bombshell, “I gathered you here to prepare for an all-out battle with the Mechanical Dragon Gathering Place tomorrow, perhaps even a confrontation with the God of Infinite Mechanical Dragons.”

“What the heck?”

The melancholy Su Qinghong thought she misheard, clearing her four ears repeatedly.

“Going to war with the Mechanical Dragon Gathering Place and God of Infinite Mechanical Dragons, are you nuts? Why would we do that?”

“It’s not us, but the God of Infinite Mechanical Dragons who wants it.” Lu Wenwu casually stated. “Why do you think I handed the High Priest an egg-stuffed pancake? It contained a drop of my blood, through which I can sense some things.”

“Damn, you cunning bastard!”

Su Qinghong cursed, instinctively hugging onto Lu Wenwu.

“I really thought you, Big Tyrannosaurus, were just all muscle, who knew you had this cunning side, sis adores you more!”

“Stop messing, let’s get back to business!”

Lu Wenwu painstakingly peeled the fox off himself, placing her on a chair.

Anthony inquired: “Though I know you’re proficient in Qi Blood, your control over your own flesh matches mine, I’m curious, how can you control it from such a distance?”

Lu Wenwu straightforwardly replied: “Mao Mao and I cooperate, Soul Attribute exceeds two thousand five within a short time.”

Young Master Duo!?

Two thousand five!?

The four present gasped collectively.

What kind of monsters are these!

This guy Big Tyrannosaurus primarily trains his Body and Qi Blood!

With such strong Soul, his Physique and Power must be incredibly exaggerated!

He’s deliberately underplaying it to avoid frightening us.

To be exact, after Lu Wenwu consumed the freshly acquired muscle meat, his [Body] Attribute soared to 2146.

Twice what it was before entering the place.

“No further questions, continue.”

Anthony took three deep breaths, the shock still palpable.

What’s scarier than a brute?

A brute with brains!

What’s even scarier?

A crafty brute with dubious mental stability!

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