Forcing Me to Be a Godly Tycoon, Right?

Lu Zhining saw that Zhang Jingdong had taken the conversation this far, so she said, ”Then I’m really going to kick you!”

Zhang Jingdong immediately took a Yip Man-like stance: ”Bring it on!”

Lu Zhining exhaled quietly, quickly got ready, and tentatively kicked Zhang Jingdong’s thigh.

Yet Zhang Jingdong didn’t move an inch.

And he had the gall to provoke her: ”Senior, didn’t you eat lunch? That was way too weak!”

Lu Zhining was instantly provoked: ”You asked for it, now I’m really going to kick you!”

”Bring it on!”

Lu Zhining prepared again and then kicked Zhang Jingdong’s butt with all her might.

To her surprise, Zhang Jingdong still didn’t budge!

And Zhang Jingdong kept provoking: ”Senior, can’t you be a bit harsher? That doesn’t even tickle. After punishing you earlier, don’t you hate me even a little?”

Hearing this, Lu Zhining was thoroughly enraged and gave Zhang Jingdong a powerful kick to the stomach.

But Zhang Jingdong just casually patted his belly and gave Lu Zhining a provocative look.

Now Lu Zhining went all out, kicking Zhang Jingdong’s butt over a dozen times, then over a dozen times to his stomach, and finally over a dozen more times to his thighs.

She was exhausted from all the kicking.

She caught her breath and saw Zhang Jingdong didn’t seem to be in much pain, astonishingly said, ”Did you... really practice martial arts?”

Zhang Jingdong instantly went into acting mode, exaggeratedly coughing a few times and feebly said, ”There’s no real martial arts in this world, it’s just toughing it out!”

Then he simply sat down on the ground.

”Senior, you’re really ruthless, if I let you kick, you really go for it! Cough, cough...”

Lu Zhining suddenly panicked: ”I... you told me to kick, who told you to act so annoying, I... How do you feel now? Should I take you to the hospital?”

Zhang Jingdong waved it off: ”No need, don’t worry, I’ll be fine after a while.”

”Going to the hospital would be too embarrassing; if the doctor asks who hit me, how do I answer? Should I say I got kicked by my girlfriend? What about my dignity?”

”Now’s not the time to worry about dignity! Hurry up, let’s go to the hospital!”

She moved forward to help Zhang Jingdong up.

Instead, Zhang Jingdong hooked his leg around and pulled her into his arms.

”You are my best medicine!”

Then he leaned in and kissed her.

At first, Lu Zhining struggled but soon surrendered to Zhang Jingdong’s unbeatable kissing technique.

Five minutes later, Zhang Jingdong finally let her go, satisfied.

Lu Zhining was stunned for two seconds, then quickly said, ”Stop it already... let’s hurry to the hospital!”

At this, Zhang Jingdong stood up.

”Senior, I really like how pure you are, I already said you are my best medicine; that kiss just now healed my wounds.”

Lu Zhining took a few seconds to react and then said with a bit of shame and anger, ”Is something wrong with your head? Let’s go already!”

Zhang Jingdong thoroughly enjoyed this: ”Senior, I really am fine, rest assured! Your strength might scratch me more than tickle, but it’s not that powerful.”

Saying this, seeing Lu Zhining still not convinced, he performed some Li Sanjiao moves on the spot.

”So, Senior, do you believe I’ve learned martial arts now?”

Lu Zhining finally realized and then resentfully said, ”Hmph... I fell for your trick again!”

Zhang Jingdong laughed and went to hug her.

Lu Zhining slapped his hand away.

Zhang Jingdong wasn’t ready to give up, he wrapped his arms around her waist.

”Senior, tell me, didn’t you feel satisfied kicking me just now?”

”Having a resilient boyfriend is great, you can be sweet with him when you’re happy, and beat him anytime when you’re not, it not only relieves anger but he doesn’t get hurt, it’s like a free punching bag, you’re getting a great deal!”

Lu Zhining mulled this over and suddenly found Zhang Jingdong’s words quite reasonable.

But she said, ”But I still can’t hurt you!”

Zhang Jingdong shook his head: ”Senior, you don’t understand, for someone like me, when you hit me, while I don’t feel physical pain, there’s a saying that ’words can cut deeper than swords,’ your hitting causes immense emotional damage, far greater than any physical harm.”

Lu Zhining pursed her lips: ”But I still like to see you hurt, how about this, next time I punish you I’ll use a knife, no way that won’t hurt, right?”

”This... tsk tsk, it’s true what they say, the most vicious is a woman’s heart!”

”Senior, this isn’t punishment, this is murder!”

Lu Zhining shot him a look: ”You punished me like that just now, and when I kicked you it was basically just tickling!”

Zhang Jingdong pretended to think for a moment then said, ”Alright, if you’re not satisfied, next time we have a bet and you win, you can use weapons to punish me, okay?”

Lu Zhining finally smiled: ”Smart of you, wait and see, the loss I suffered here today will be avenged!”

Zhang Jingdong then meaningfully said, ”Senior, aren’t you biting the hand that feeds you?”

”You didn’t just suffer a loss today; such good stuff I’ve given to you, yet you’re still not satisfied!”

Lu Zhining processed this, then said with flushed anger, ”Zhang Jingdong you... you’re so annoying!”

Zhang Jingdong laughed heartily, casually pulling her back into a warm embrace, then kissed her again.

Just then, the computer was still playing the movie from before, where a pretty office lady was eagerly heading to her boss’s office...

Soon afterwards, Zhang Jingdong heard some reading sounds from nowhere, and while continuing to kiss, he led Lu Zhining to his desk.

He naturally sat down and let Lu Zhining sit on his lap.

Lu Zhining also felt something and thus enjoyed it all the more.