Flower Stealing Master

Chapter 343: Keep the goodies within the family

”Jade Heart Sutra?” Song Qingshu smiled strangely, ”There is indeed a big difficulty in practicing this.”

Bing Xueer looked at him in surprise: ”You know?”

”Of course I know.” Thinking of the TV series in his previous life, where Yang Guo and Xiao Longnu had to take off their clothes in order to practice this martial art while facing each other, Song Qingshu laughed even more happily.

‘Does he really know?’ Bing Xueʼer was terrified by his smile, but quickly shook her head, ‘Itʼs impossible, the ”Jade Heart Sutra” is a secret of the Ancient Tomb School, how could an outsider know of its secrets?’

”You donʼt believe it?” Song Qingshu asked with a smile after noticing Bing Xueʼerʼs expression.

Bing Xueʼerʼs pretty face straightened, and she snorted, ”Of course I donʼt believe it, itʼs impossible for you to know.”

Song Qingshu looked at her quietly, and slowly said, ”When practicing the Jade Heart Sutra, practitioners will experience extreme heat all over their bodies, so they must choose an open and deserted place to practice it. Moreover, they must take off all their clothes before starting, so that the heat can dissipate immediately without being blocked for even a moment. Otherwise it will be trapped in their body, causing them to become seriously ill, and in the worse case they might even die.”

Seeing Bing Xueʼerʼs complexion change slightly, Song Qingshu smiled and continued, ”This internal method is extremely dangerous, and it must be practiced by two people together to guide the Qi and protect their internals. Practicing it is difficult every step of the way, and there is always a possibility that something might go astray. So, if there is no one else to help, the practitioner might go crazy. Only with a perfect cooperation between two partners can the practitioners overcome the danger together.”

”Why do you know in such a detail?” Bing Xueʼer lightly bit her red lips, and stared blankly at his profile.

”Have you forgotten what I told you before? This was told to me by a wandering Taoist named Jin Yong.” Song Qingshu replied.

”That bast*rd Taoist! How can he even know this kind of thing?” One must know that when the disciples of the Ancient Tomb Sect practice the Jade Heart Sutra, the two women had to take off their clothes and practice together. Even the disciples of the Ancient Tomb Sect had no way to know about the details unless their master imparted the Jade Heart Sutra to them!

That’s why, Bing Xueʼer couldnʼt help but wonder whether that Jin Yong had peeked at the disciples in the Ancient Tomb Sect when they were practicing, so naturally she didn’t show him any respect.

Song Qingshu smiled and said nothing. It was better for that old man to take the arrow than him to be a punching bag. Sure enough, it didnʼt take long for Bing Xueʼer to calm down, and the anger on her face slowly faded, replaced by an inexplicable embarrassment and shyness.

”If my Sister-in-law doesnʼt mind, I can help you.” He couldnʼt wait to “help” her practice this method.

”But…” Bing Xueʼer pondered for a moment, then quietly sighed, ”After all, you and I are of different genders. It would be too indecent for us to take off our clothes and face each other.”

Song Qingshu thought to himself, ‘I had seen and touched all that I was not supposed to touch when I helped you connect your broken ribs in the past.’ But he didnʼt dare to say it out loud, and quickly said, ”Well, actually this problem is not difficult to solve.”

”What is the solution?” Bing Xue’er softly asked.

”Wouldnʼt it be better if you and I were blindfolded?” Song Qingshu really didnʼt want to practice it in the wild like Yang Guo and Xiao Longnu, which resulted in them being disturbed and seriously injured. ”Of course, I donʼt mind if you donʼt want to be blindfolded.”

”What nonsense are you talking about!” Bing Xueʼer felt ashamed, then she suddenly thought of something, and her face turned red, ”Brother-in-law, you are not a good person.”

”Ah?” Song Qingshu looked bewildered. Everyone received a good person card, but he received a bad person card. Life was really unpredictable.

Bing Xueʼer lowered her head, not letting Song Qingshu to see the expression on her face, ”With my Brother-in-lawʼs current martial arts realm, you eyesight is already beyond formidable, so how can it be blocked by a mere strip of cloth!”

”This… I really didnʼt consider this.” Song Qingshu yelled at the injustice! He really didnʼt realize that he could do such wonderful things as his martial arts realm advanced.

Seeing that it didnʼt seem like he was telling a lie, Bing Xueʼer slowly nodded and hummed.

”It seems that I am not destined to practice it after all.” Bing Xueʼer sighed.

When her master gave her the Jade Heart Sutra in the past, she left in a hurry because of important matters, so she had no one to practice it with. Later, after marrying Hu Yidao, all her thoughts were on her husband and son, and she never thought about practicing this martial arts, so she missed the opportunity again.

Song Qingshu said in a deep voice, ”Iʼll just close my eyes when Iʼm practicing.”

”But once you open it, wonʼt you see everything?” Bing Xueʼerʼs snow-like complexion showed a faint blush.

”If I say I wonʼt open it, I wonʼt open it. Sister-in-law, don’t you believe me?” Song Qingshu spoke with a serious expression, and his eyes were extremely clear, without any evil thoughts.

Bing Xue’er subconsciously believed his words, but still shook her head in coy manner, ”No.”

”Why?” Song Qingshu became speechless.

Bing Xueʼer hesitated for a moment, but decided to tell the truth, ”Although your eyes will be closed, I… I will still be able to see you… without clothes, and I will inevitably become agitated and lose focus.”

”Sister-in-law, canʼt you just cover your eyes?” Song Qingshu said.

Bing Xueʼer lightly bit her red lips, and rolled her eyes at him, ”Then how can I be sure if you haven’t opened your eyes?”

Song Qingshuʼs heart was shaken by her captivating gestures, so he could only say, ”Then I really have no other way. Why donʼt we just learn from Yang Guo and Xiao Longnu, amd go to the wild to find a bush and hide our bodies.”

”This is a good idea, but who is Yang Guo and Xiao Longnu?” Bing Xue’er asked in surprise, and her beautiful eyes lit up.

”Uh, your junior sister and brother-in-law,” Song Qingshu said hastily, and changed the subject, ”Itʼs just that no matter how quiet the place is, there will inevitably be people passing by.”

Bing Xueʼer smiled, ”Brother-in-law, donʼt worry, one part of this Jade Heart Sutra is ‘Yin Jinʼ, and the other part is ‘Yang Tuiʼ. The ‘Yin Jin’ part must be completed in one go, and there shouldn’t be even a slight disturbance in the middle, so I will practice it alone. As for the ‘Yang Tuiʼ part, it can be stopped at any time, and I will practice it with the help of my Brother-in-law. If we encounter an enemy, Brother-in-law can stop the practice at any time. With my Brother-in-lawʼs, there should be no problems about our safety.”

Song Qingshu shook his head and said, ”Thatʼs not what Iʼm worried about.”

Bing Xue’er was startled, ”Then what are you worried about?”

”Iʼm just worried that my Sister-in-lawʼs pure body will be seen by outsiders.” Song Qingshu said with some anger.

Bing Xueʼer laughed angrily, and asked, ”Then what about you?”

”Of course Iʼm not an outsider.” Song Qingshu said confidently.

”Are you thinking about ‘not letting oneʼs own fertile water flow into othersʼ fieldʼ?” Bing Xueʼer glared at him with a frosty face.

”How did Sister-in-law know? Oh, donʼt hit me, it hurts…” Song Qingshu begged for mercy while dodging.

After a long time, Bing Xueʼer let out a faint sigh,”Brother-in-law, you have never lacked beautiful women around you. Even that Princess and the Saintess just now were far superior in appearance to your sister-in-law, so why bother chase after something you canʼt have?”

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