Fated to My Billionaire Husband

Chapter 1489: Chapter 1489: Psychological Shadow Towards Snakes

”Just woke up and you want to sleep again?”

”Yeah, I got poisoned, after all, so it’s inevitable to feel exhausted.”

”You’re not being honest!” Ruan Tianling punished her by pinching her waist, ”You don’t look sleepy at all.”

”Who says I’m not?” Jian Yufei retorted, yawning for effect.

”Mmm...” Just as she yawned widely, Ruan Tianling’s tongue slid in like a slick snake seizing the opportunity.

Thinking of this metaphor, Jian Yufei shivered all over.

Now she really has a phobia about snakes...

So her body reacted accordingly, desperately trying to spit out the ’snake’ in her mouth.

Ruan Tianling felt her resistance and looked up dissatisfied, ”Jian Yufei, what are you trying to say?!”

Jian Yufei gasped, ”I just realized something.”

”What?” The man asked her impatiently, clearly annoyed at being interrupted.

Jian Yufei stared at him and said seriously, ”I now know why it’s called a ’tongue’.”

”Which thing? The tongue?”

”Yeah. Do you know why it’s called a ’tongue’?”

”Why?”

Jian Yufei lamented gravely, ”Because ’tongue’ and ’snake’ are homophones. The tongue is like a snake, flexible and slippery. Ruan Tianling, I now have a psychological shadow about snakes. So, I have a psychological shadow about TONGUES too—”

Ruan Tianling was speechless, ”Is that what you discovered?”

”Yes.”

Damn, what a ridiculous discovery, and she’s so serious about it.

”They’re just homophones, snake and tongue mean totally different things!”

”Anyway, it feels similar to me, let’s not kiss for now, it freaks me out.” Jian Yufei said, trying to push him away.

Ruan Tianling grabbed her hand again, pressing down on her, immobilizing her.

”What did you just say?” He stared at her, his eyes narrowing dangerously.

”I said let’s not kiss for now, it freaks me out.” Jian Yufei naively repeated.

”No kissing?” Ruan Tianling’s voice grew even more dangerous.

Jian Yufei finally noticed his displeasure and said guiltily, ”I was just saying temporarily...”

”Temporarily for how long?”

”I’m not sure... How about a month?” After all, forgetting about such a terrifying creature as snakes is quite difficult.

Ruan Tianling’s gaze turned colder.

Jian Yufei quickly amended, ”How about half a month? Ten days? One week then... still no?”

”Three days!”

His gaze was still terrifying.

Jian Yufei gave in, ”One day should be okay, right?”

”No!”

”Then just one night... Okay, seven hours... one hour...”

Sweating to death, still not okay.

Jian Yufei got angry, ”Ruan Tianling, I’ve already made the biggest concession! Just one hour, don’t push it too far!”

”I’m pushing it too far! If we can’t kiss, surely everything else should be fine!”

Everything else? Make love?

Jian Yufei quickly shook her head, ”No, we can’t do that!”

”That depends on how you behave.” Ruan Tianling said coldly.

Jian Yufei, despite her psychological shadow, said, ”Okay then, half an hour.”

Ruan Tianling scoffed, ”What’s the difference in half an hour?”

”In that half an hour, I can work hard on my mental preparation,” Jian Yufei said gravely.

Suddenly, with a seductive smile, Ruan Tianling said, ”I’ve studied psychology. In this case, it’s best to get immediate treatment, can’t delay it, the longer you delay, the worse it gets. So, I’ll start your psychotherapy right now.”