Death… And Me

Chapter 126 - Sister Orb, Help Me!

Rean looked away from her, trying to keep his eyes as far as possible while saying.

”Cough, cough. Elder Tiria, I donʼt think this is appropriate. Iʼm just an innocent kid with no experience in life. You couldnʼt really want to tarnish my pure mind, right? This kind of thing should be reserved for your loved one, not a kid.”

Rean noticed that there was no response, so he looked back just in time to see her finish removing the right side of her robe. What appeared in front of him was a perfectly shaped boob. Elder Tiria wasnʼt that big in this regard, but she was not small either. The smooth white skin with a beautiful round and pink ʼbabiesʼ territory. Seeing that, Rean couldnʼt help but swallow his saliva.

Reanʼs heart really almost stopped. He could somehow accept his new motherʼs one when he was little since he really decided to take her as his mother in this world. But elder Tiria was a completely different story, especially since his mind is, in fact, a 41 years old virgin. He quickly closed his eyes after that while focused on the Soul Gem Dimension.

ʼSister Orb, help me!ʼ

[Why should I? Iʼm having the time of my life watching the show. Hahahaha!]

Rean felt like crying but had no tears.

ʼYou have to do something. Will you really abandon me here?ʼ

[Abandon you? First of all, what exactly you want me to do? Knock her out? Sorry, but Iʼm not nearly as capable as that. Besides, if I really intervene, what do you think will happen after I reveal my existence? Itʼs just a breast, the same one used to feed babies. You touched them before, you even sucked them as well, didnʼt you?]

ʼThatʼs because I had to keep my babyʼs pretension. Besides, I do respect my new mother in this world, I really think about her as my real mother too, so itʼs totally different.ʼ

[Anyway, there is nothing I can do. The reason is simple, if you donʼt do it now, you will have to do it later. I doubt Tiria will give up that easy. Also, look at her, she doesnʼt want to do it as much as you, but she gritted her teeth and went ahead with it. Just grab it already. Since you are already at it, make sure to get a good grasp. Men love this kind of stuff, donʼt they?]

Rean finally understood that Sister Orb would be utterly useless in this situation.

”Why are you closing your eyes? Do you think I like it? If not that you are just a kid, I wouldnʼt be doing it either. Listen, the faster we start it, the quicker we will finish. Besides, do you really think Iʼll let you leave just like that? Similarly, you have already seen it, so I can totally take your life so that the word wonʼt spread.”

Rean immediately retorted, though.

”But if I do grab it, you will have even more of a reason to kill me later. Would you, a Core Elder of the Dalamu Sect, let a kid who grabbed your breast walk around free? I highly doubt so. Anyway, Iʼm not doing it! This is wrong. Thatʼs a place reserved for your husband and future kids.”

Elder Tiria looked at the extremely unwilling face in front of her when suddenly...

”Pst...”

”Hahahahaha!”

Rean got confused. He kept his eyes closed, though.

”What is it?”

Elder Tiria patted Reanʼs shoulders several times while laughing, which increased Reanʼs confusion.

”A place reserved for my husband, you say? Hahaha! To think I would receive such an indirect marriage proposal. And it came from a kid on top of that.”

Rean almost vomited blood!

ʼWho the hell is proposing marriage?!ʼ

What Rean didnʼt notice was that Elder Tiriaʼs embarrassment disappeared entirely. Rean looked so innocent that she couldnʼt help but tease him more. Of course, she still thinks about him as nothing more than a kid.

[Hahahahahaha!]

Even Sister Orb couldnʼt hold back anymore, which made Rean feel even more helpless.

”Cough, cough. Elder Tiria, you are mistaken, Iʼm too young to think about marr-”

*Grab*

Rean suddenly felt an incredibly soft, warm, bouncy, and comfortable feeling on his hand. Before Rean could finish his last sentence, Tiria had used her spiritual energy to force Reanʼs hand to grab her breast.

”Done! Whit that, you have no choice other than marry me. Now stop wasting our time and start the procedure.”

Reanʼs face was so hot that he felt like it would explode in the next second. Tiria found that even more funny, the little man was simply too pure.

In the end, he could only grit his teeth.

”Fine! But you have to let me go after that. I promise that I wonʼt say a single word about it either.”

Elder Tiria smiled and retracted her Spiritual Energy, which released Reanʼs body.

”Very well, letʼs start. I also prepared enough Spirit Stones for you.”

Rean then told her once more.

”Itʼs really going to hurt, so be prepared.”

Tiria nodded.

”Donʼt worry, I can bear with it. I might not look like it, but I suffered a lot during battles in the past. Any cultivator at my level is the same. That being said, Iʼm already used to pain. Just go ahead and do what you must.”

Rean nodded. He then took a deep breath as the color of his hair began to change into a mix of black and white.

Roan noticed it once more, but he didnʼt care since Rean had warned him earlier. He simply thought that Rean was still using his Dark Element for the same thing. Well, in a certain way, he will be using Roanʼs Dark Element for the same purpose indeed.

Tiria was curious before when she saw that, and now, she was even more so. She knew that Rean and Roan could exchange elements since she was there during the last entrance exam. However, she didnʼt really go out of her way to ask. But now that it was happening in front of her, Tiria decided that she might as well do so. However, just as she was about to open her mouth.

*Grab!*

Rean grabbed her breast with his other hand a well!

For a second, she thought that the kid was trying to take advantage of the situation. But she soon noticed that it was not the case. Rean was manipulating both Dark and Light Elements. He used one hand to control the Light, protecting Elder Tiriaʼs organs around the Umbral Energy. At the same time, the other attacked the Umbral Energy with Dark Element.

The moment the Dark Element began to attack the assault, Elder Tiriaʼs body shivered. Rean wasnʼt kidding; it was really excruciating!

*Moan!*

”Stop making this kind of sound!”

Tiria felt embarrassed once more. Of course, Rean understood that this time, it was because of the sudden pain.

”Bear with it, with the amount of Umbral Energy, we wonʼt be over before quite a few sessions. If you canʼt endure it now, let alone when we get close to finish.”

Tiria gritted her teeth as well and did her best to not move. Just like that, Rean began the process of enjoy- cough, cough, attacking the Umbral Energy.

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Authorʼs note: Gonna make one thing clear. This is not the start of a romance, just a funny (and a little lewd) interaction. You canʼt really expect an old monster like elder Tiria to have grown feelings for a kid, right? So just enjoy it. :P