Daily Intelligence System: Don't Kill Me, Honey!

Chapter 774: Chapter 212 Ba Tan: This World is So Crazy (Request for Subscription of 10,000 Words)_3

Mirage was currently sitting at the front of the Little Train, watching with great interest as Chen Jie and Ba Tan prepared to make their move.

Ding Ding~

The Little Train chugged along sprightly.

Ba Tan, with a face full of horror, said, ”Chen Jiusi, if you’re a man, don’t let these demons and ghosts interfere!”

Upon hearing this, Mirage said, ”Don’t worry, we won’t interfere. We’re just here for the spectacle, right!”

After saying this, Big Grey Wolf immediately stood up and shouted, ”Young man, go for it! I’m rooting for you on behalf of Wolf Castle!”

The straw-hat-wearing Luffy also yelled excitedly, ”Go for it, daddy!”

Naruto added, ”Go for it, you can do it!”

Wang Ye, on the other hand, sat there lazily and waved his hand, ”Go for it, young man~”

”Moo moo...”

”Choo choo...”

Even Oxhead and Horseface, who were sitting at the end of the train, raised their forks to cheer for Chen Jie.

Seeing this scene, Chen Jie’s face was full of black lines. What kind of bull and horse team was this? It was no wonder Ba Tan would call them demons and ghosts—in such an environment, they really felt out of place.

But why did these guys’ cheers make me feel a rush of excitement?

Could it be that after all I’ve been through, I’m still such an adolescent freak?

And why have I become so fond of making sarcastic remarks!

Chen Jie was inwardly ridiculing himself when suddenly, he saw Mirage stand up and wave his chubby little hands, saying, ”Go for it, bug!”

Chen Jie, hearing this, didn’t know what to say and could only look helplessly at Ba Tan and say, ”Let the battle begin!”

Huh? Why did I start talking like a teenager as well?

Chen Jie thought to himself and, without considering anything else, lunged forward and slapped Ba Tan with his palm.

At this time, Ba Tan’s head was still befuddled. Cheering?

Cheering, what for? Are we cooking?

If we’re not cooking, why add oil?

And if we are cooking, are you going to slice and dice me?

No, I can’t fight Chen Jiusi here. He has too many helpers. No, I must run.

And with that, as Chen Jie’s palm came at him, Ba Tan dashed off.

Chen Jie was startled—why was he running? He quickly pursued, and just like that, one running and one chasing, they began a mad chase through the amusement park.

Seeing this, Mirage frowned and said, ”Why is he running? After him, Little Train!”

Upon hearing this, the face on the front of the Little Train took on a human expression and chased in the direction of the two.

For a brief moment, the amusement park played host to an absurd chase.

Ten minutes later, Ba Tan had climbed up a white roller coaster track that was meters high, and Chen Jie, following him, slapped out a hand, forcing Ba Tan to a stop.

The two of them stood on the roller coaster track, with Chen Jie asking, ”Where exactly are you planning to run off to?”

Ba Tan, there on the track, asked, ”Where, where exactly is this?”

Chen Jie replied, ”Medicine King Treasure.”

”I don’t believe this nonsense! How could this place be the Medicine King Treasure? Do you think I’m an idiot?”

”This place is a nightmare, it’s Hell. Here, here’s definitely not a place for humans. Chen Jiusi, have you died too and pledged allegiance to King Yan or something? Please, let them let me leave. I shouldn’t be here after my death. I should go to Eternal Heaven. I should see Eternal Heaven!”

Chen Jie looked at Ba Tan, who was obviously a bit deranged, and said, ”This isn’t Hell. Look, it’s hard to explain in one or two sentences. You can think of this place as a dream.”

”But I’m real, so stop running. Even if you exhaust yourself, you won’t be able to escape here,” Chen Jie said, watching Ba Tan closely.

Ba Tan, hearing this, looked at Chen Jie and asked, ”If I kill you, can I leave this place?”

Chen Jie, upon hearing those words, looked at Ba Tan and replied, ”If you can manage that, feel free to try!”

After hearing this, Ba Tan finally snapped back to reality. Although Chen Jie was strong, much stronger than he’d expected, and killing him would be very difficult, compared with this bizarre world, it seemed simpler to just kill Chen Jiusi.

With that thought, Ba Tan immediately swung his hand and released all his power, which was at the Late Stage of Holding Core, and aimed a blow at Chen Jie: Gale Palm.

Chen Jie, not daring to be careless, immediately activated the Spring God’s Fury.

This condition immediately boosted his power straight from the Mid Stage of Holding Core to the Late Stage of Holding Core.

Instantly, Chen Jie and Ba Tan clashed fiercely, with Chen Jie employing the Stone Breaking Hand technique.

Originally, this Martial Art, which was only at the Energy Transformation Level, now had a chance of competing with Ba Tan under the enhancement of Spring God’s Fury.

The two then started fighting on a roller coaster track several tens of meters above the ground.

Standing on a hollow iron frame, a slight misstep meant certain fall from the high altitude.

The two fiercely battled it out for over twenty rounds.

Suddenly, they both felt a blinding light approaching from ahead, as if it were the headlights of a car.

Chen Jie instantly reacted, quickly dodged to the side, jumped off the track, and then grabbed onto a steel bar below it, hanging in midair.

Ba Tan, however, had yet to react.

Then they saw a roller coaster speeding towards them at a velocity of 120 kilometers per hour.

And on that roller coaster were Mirage and the security team members.

”Oh, go for it, bug!”

Ba Tan’s eyes immediately widened, and he leaped from the track onto another.

The roller coaster roared past, carrying with it Mirage’s bell-like laughter. She was truly happy; this place was so much fun, a million times more enjoyable than the previous Medicine King Treasure.