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2180 The King of Teasing

Whether it’s the desert, the pavilion master of the Crystal-Clear Water Pavilion, or the Scholarly Sage, they are all related to me. Were these marked time nodes? Song Shuhang thought to himself.

More importantly…

After Senior White activated the disc, did he not directly send our consciousnesses to the future?

From the Desert World to Pavilion Master Chu to the Scholarly Sage, this was clearly history moving forward.

Song Shuhang’s heart skipped a beat.

If that’s the case, when I return to the real world, whenever I fight someone, wouldn’t I be able to say that line?

[I was imprisoned for ten thousand years…]

No… That’s not quite it.

[I have wandered for millions of years, living through different eras, and yet you dare to be my enemy? You are asking for death!]

When he thought of that, a certain emotion welled up inside him.

That emotion was shame.

Under normal circumstances, the enemy would probably attack him before he could even finish saying the line, as the line was simply too long.

While Song Shuhang was thinking, his consciousness was pulled back, falling into a time-stopped state again.

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From time to time, Song Shuhang would be freed from his frozen state, and every time, his consciousness would briefly seep out of the disc to gather some information.

Sometimes, he managed to gather useful information. Other times, he got nothing.

After the Scholarly Sage, Song Shuhang caught a glimpse of the stories of Sister White Dragon and the Heavenly Emperor when he came into contact with the outside world.

When caught a glimpse of Sister White Dragon’s story, he saw a small white dragon being born from the remains of a deceased ancient golden dragon. This was Sister White Dragon’s origin story.

As for the Heavenly Emperor, he caught a glimpse of a roar spreading across the universe. It was the moment when the Heavenly City was established.

Afterward, Song Shuhang’s consciousness reached the outside world several times, but the information he obtained was of no value and he couldn’t determine what was going on in the outside world.

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Even though he could not get any details, Song Shuhang took great pleasure in making his way out and exploring the outside world.

By doing that, he could roughly ascertain when they would “arrive” at their destination.

Song Shuhang was unfrozen. He wasn’t awoken by a nightmare this time but woke up on his own.

“It doesn’t feel right to wake up naturally like this,” Song Shuhang murmured.

After getting used to waking up from nightmares, waking up naturally felt a lot less interesting.

During the previous times he had woken up, he was greeted by Sister White Dragon’s horns.

Because he had seen them so many times, Song Shuhang glanced at her out of habit and then turned to look at Sixteen.

“I wonder when we’ll arrive…”

As he said, he tried several flirty poses in front of Sixteen.

This was the whole set he had learned during the time his consciousness was unfrozen. There were a total of nine poses, which displayed all his charm.

His face was so thick that it could not be destroyed even by the Heavenly Punishment. When Sixteen woke up and he showed her his set of flirty poses, what would her reaction be? Would she be seduced?

After completing his routine, Song Shuhang’s consciousness flew upward, escaping the lustrous heart.

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After Song Shuhang’s consciousness left, Sister White Dragon and Sixteen opened their eyes.

The human and the dragon stared at each other.

Sister White Dragon said, “That was Shuhang just now, right?”

“Mm-hm, that should be him.” Sixteen wiped the tears at the corners of her eyes, a smile appearing on her face. Only the heavens knew how hard it was for her to hold back her laughter just now.

Shuhang, when he was posing like that, was especially interesting.

After going silent for a while, Sister White Dragon asked, “Did he take the wrong medicine?”

She felt so much second-hand embarrassment that her dragon scales were about to stand on end!

“Sister White Dragon, we are spiritual bodies right now,” said Sixteen. What she was trying to say was that as consciousnesses, how could they possibly take any medicine?

Sister White Dragon said, “That means that he must have stopped taking his medicine and suffered a relapse.”

Sixteen said, “Still, it was pretty cute.”

“At least, this guy seems to have gotten the hang of things. He’s even started to learn how to tease girls. Although his way of teasing is completely wrong, he has some awareness.” Sister White Dragon looked up at the sky. She thought that it was better than a certain blockhead. “Next time, I will teach him a really flirtatious pose.”

Sixteen: “…”

Sister White Dragon continued, “The effect of the time technique seems to have ended, we should have returned. We just need to wait for Fellow Daoist White to undo the seal and bring us out.”

Although they had returned in the time it takes to blink once, for some reason, it felt like a really, really long time had passed.

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Outside the lustrous heart, Song Shuhang’s consciousness glanced at Senior White as usual.

Eh? Why do I feel that Senior White has become more eye-catching this time? Song Shuhang thought to himself.

Senior White felt like a lifeless work of art earlier.

But now, it felt as if he had come to life.

After scratching his head, Song Shuhang’s consciousness seeped outward again. After all, the time that he could stay awake was very short. He had to make the most of every moment, lest his consciousness be pulled back into the lustrous heart before he could make it out and take a look.

When Song Shuhang’s consciousness seeped into the outside world, he found that this time the disc was back in a desert. It seemed to be particularly fond of deserts.

Several times during the trip, what he saw was a desert.

Which era does this desert belong to? Which person does it symbolize? Is it related to one of my acquaintances? Song Shuhang thought to himself.

He tried his best to spread his divine sense outward.

This time, the range he managed to cover was particularly large, much larger than the previous few times.

Soon, Song Shuhang’s consciousness sensed a familiar object.

It was a large stone tablet that was standing in the middle of the desert.

Eh? Isn’t that Brother Tablet? Song Shuhang thought to himself.

From the looks of it, this node belonged to Fellow Daoist Stone Tablet. However, he had no idea what era this was.

“Shuhang, are you awake?” Suddenly, a voice rang in Song Shuhang’s ear.

He was taken aback, and his divine sense immediately retracted.

After regaining consciousness, he saw the half-body of Senior White, yawning.

Senior White has woken up?

Wait, does this mean that we have returned?

Song Shuhang activated his divine sense, looking for Brother Tablet again.

After scanning the surroundings with his mind, he saw the other side of Brother Tablet too.

On this side were engraved the words “Song Shuhang’s Gravestone.”

Haha, we’re back to the present.

Their consciousnesses had returned safely.

Senior White asked, “What are you looking at?”

“I’m looking at my gravestone,” Song Shuhang said jokingly.

Senior White glanced into the distance. “Oh, it’s the stone tablet. Who is it fighting?”

“Fighting?” Song Shuhang was taken aback.

He spread out his divine sense even further.

Then, a weird, evil demon appeared within his senses.

When his consciousness “saw” this strange evil demon, Song Shuhang’s consciousness could not help but touch its waist…