Cultivation Chat Group

Translator: GodBrandy Editor: Kurisu

“Please, don’t use ambiguous terms such as ‘living together’, alright? Can two men living inside a multistoried building really be considered to be ‘living together’?” Song Shuhang didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. Then, he continued in a low voice, “Who knows, perhaps Senior White got bored and decided to take a walk outside?”

Senior White was already used to living in modern society. Therefore, it was quite normal that he would head outside to relax.

True Monarch White Crane coldly snorted, and said via secret sound transmission, “That’s impossible. Before transferring to this university, I looked into this matter very carefully, and according to my information, Senior White should have transferred to this place as well. In the past, I heard Senior White mention that he was an orphan and didn’t have an opportunity to go to school. Therefore, he really wanted to try how it felt. I’m pretty sure that he transferred to this class as well so that he could study alongside you. Now, tell me. Where did you hide Senior White?!”

“Senior White transferred to Jiangnan University? But he didn’t tell me anything about it!” Song Shuhang replied via secret sound transmission, clearly dumbfounded.

At the same time, he recalled that Venerable White had told Cave Lord Snow Wolf to prepare some documents for him a while ago…

Was it possible that Senior White really wanted to transfer to his university as a student?

“Stop playing dumb, and tell me where Senior White is! If you spill the beans right now, I won’t punish you!” True Monarch White Crane continued via secret sound transmission.

From everyone else’s perspective…

The pretty Miss Bai He slammed her hands on Song Shuhang’s desk and stared at him.

Song Shuhang didn’t show weakness, and likewise stared at Bai He.

The two looked at each other eyes without saying a word. However, it still felt as though they were silently exchanging.

“I remember now. Classmate Bai He played the role of Senior Brother Gao Sheng’s lover in ❮Apocalypse War❯. I see, I see…” One of the students suddenly remembered this matter.

As a result, various classmates started giggling.

“I really don’t know. I’m telling the truth,” Song Shuhang said with a bitter smile.

“It seems you won’t spill the beans until you have one foot in the grave.” True Monarch White Crane smiled.

Then, she suddenly made her move, and held Song Shuhang in her arms, lifting him from his chair. The speed of a Sixth Stage True Monarch was too high, and Song Shuhang didn’t have the time to react.

“Teacher, Classmate Shuhang doesn’t feel too well. I’ll bring him to the infirmary!” True Monarch White Crane said to the advisor with a smile on its face.

“Ah?” The advisor was dumbfounded at first. Then, just as though he had realized something, he nodded, and said, “Go!”

He had finally understood why Miss Bai He had come to China from so far away. It was to see this student called Song Shuhang!

This was true love!

Thereupon, although Song Shuhang looked fine, the advisor still gave his permission, and Miss Bai He brought him to the infirmary.

True Monarch White Crane shot a grateful glance at the advisor, and stretched out its hand, placing Song Shuhang in its embrace.

It felt like a knight carrying a princess.

The man could be considered handsome, and the woman was petite and delicate. Therefore, the scene playing before their eyes should have been beautiful…

Too bad that their roles were reversed.

The petite True Monarch White Crane hugged Song Shuhang in its embrace, and brought him to the infirmary with quick steps.

The resulting scene was eye-blinding.

“Wait a moment, not like this! True— Classmate Bai He, I beg you, don’t hold me like this. Let’s change position, alright? Carry me on your shoulder!” Song Shuhang said.

Song Shuhang struggled with all his might, but how could a small cultivator of the Third Stage break free of the grip of True Monarch White Crane, who was a Sixth Stage True Monarch?

“Tell me where Senior White is, and I’ll put you down.” The corner of True Monarch White Crane’s mouth rose into an evil smile.

Song Shuhang clenched his teeth, and said, “I really don’t know!” Why would no one believe the truth sometimes?!

“There is still some time left before we reach the infirmary. Therefore, you still have an opportunity to spill the beans,” True Monarch White Crane said.

“…” Song Shuhang.

It was over… his life was really over! He wouldn’t get out of this alive!

“Eh? Elder Brother Shuhang!” Loli Shi blinked her eyes as she looked at Senior White Crane and Senior Brother Shuhang disappearing into the distance, clearly at a loss for words.

“Bang!”

The door of the infirmary was pushed open.

The infirmary wasn’t in the same building as Song Shuhang’s classroom, and there was a small playground between them.

Along the way, Song Shuhang felt that countless pairs of blazing eyes were gazing at him as he was carried around like a princess. Even though he covered his face, it wasn’t of much help.

This time, he was truly done for!

In the infirmary.

After the door was pushed open, a low and deep voice echoed. “Eh? It’s only the first day of university, and there are already students that have fallen ill?”

This voice was very familiar.

Song Shuhang couldn’t help but turn his head around and look in the direction the voice had come from.

Then, he saw a man wearing a black windbreaker resting his chin in his hand. At the same time, he was quickly drawing complicated formations on an A4 size paper with his free hand.

“Eh? Little friend Shuhang, as well as Senior White Crane? Why did you come here? Is little friend Shuhang injured?” the man wearing the windbreaker asked.

“Ah? Senior Seven Lives Talisman, how come you are here?” Song Shuhang opened his eyes wide.

Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman shrugged his shoulders, and said, “Oh, as you can see, I’m now working as a doctor at the university. I just recently accepted this job offer, and had Cave Lord Snow Wolf deal with the various procedures for me.”

“Senior, I was asking you the reason you are here! Didn’t you recently complete your preparations and were ready to advance in realm?” Song Shuhang asked in puzzlement.

“Yes, I was indeed getting ready to break through. But before starting the process, there were several other matters I needed to do first. For example, prepare the formations to transcend the tribulation and whatnot. As you can see, I was drawing the improved version of those formations right now.” Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman laughed, and pointed at the A4 size paper in front of him.

“But since you have to arrange those formations, why did you bother coming here and become a doctor?” Song Shuhang didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. “Is it possible that you once vowed that you would become a school doctor and save people?”

Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman explained, “No, of course not. I restrained myself lately, and I didn’t make too many vows. The reason I came here as a doctor is a deal I’ve made with Senior White.”

“The deal with Senior White? What is the meaning of this?” After hearing these words, True Monarch White Crane threw Song Shuhang to one side.

“It’s like this… Senior White was planning to live in Jiangnan University Town for a while to experience how school life felt. But at the same time, he was worried that he might get too excited or get distracted… and it wouldn’t be good if he carelessly injured the students. Therefore, he asked me to assume command of the infirmary in order to be prepared for all eventualities. As a reward, Senior White will personally improve the formations I need to transcend the tribulation, making them even more perfect. Originally, Fellow Daoist Medicine Master was the one that should have come here, becoming the new school doctor, but since he comprehended a lot of things lately, he decided to close up a little,” Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman explained.

Venerable White was indeed very dangerous when distracted. It seemed he knew himself very well.

“Eh? Fellow Daoist Seven Lives Talisman, shouldn’t it be rather easy for you to arrange those formations to transcend the heavenly tribulation given your skills?” True Monarch White Crane asked out of curiosity.

Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman was someone with a lot of connections, and had a huge influence backing him. Therefore, some small formations to transcend the heavenly tribulation should be nothing for him.

“It is indeed easy to arrange a few formations that would allow me to transcend my tribulation… however, if Senior White improves these formations first, there is a chance it might increase the number of dragon patterns on my Golden Core. Who knows, perhaps I’ll be able to condense a Golden Core with eight dragon patterns!” Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman said smugly.

“You really made a profit this time!” True Monarch White Crane said.

“It’s all thanks to Senior White guiding and helping juniors like us,” Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman said with a smile. Then, he looked at Song Shuhang, and said, “Right, where is little friend Song Shuhang injured? Come here and let me have a look. Although my medical skills are no match for those of Fellow Daoist Medicine Master, they are still pretty good.”

“I’m not injured anywhere,” Song Shuhang said. “The only thing that was wounded was my heart. Now, I’m too ashamed to show my face around.”

“…” Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman.

“You brought it upon yourself by not telling me where Senior White was! I even gave you several opportunities to spill the beans on our way here,” True Monarch White Crane said.

“Senior, I really don’t know where Senior White is! If I knew, I would tell you already! After all, it’s not like this is a secret or anything.” Song Shuhang then added, “In addition, don’t you feel that Senior Seven Lives Talisman might know more than me?”

“Right!” True Monarch White Crane’s eyes immediately lit up. Then, it turned its head toward Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman, and said, “Fellow Daoist Seven Lives Talisman, do you know where Senior White is? I searched the whole Jiangnan University, but was unable to find his aura!”

“Hmm, Senior White isn’t in Jiangnan University Town right now. Actually, this morning, he indeed wanted to come over to take a look. But just as he was riding the flying sword alongside me, he saw that the next door university was teaching how to perform acrobatic feats with excavators. Thereupon, he changed his mind, and went to learn how to operate an excavator,” Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman said.

“…” Song Shuhang.

“…” True Monarch White Crane.

This was very Senior White-like.

“Why is a university teaching how to perform acrobatic feats with an excavator?! Just what kind of university is this?!” True Monarch White Crane couldn’t help but ridicule.

Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman said, “It’s a specialized university that teaches how to operate excavators. I looked at what was going on from the sky, and those acrobatic feats with the excavator were pretty interesting. Aside from excavators, they also teach how to drive normal vehicles. It’s different from an ordinary driving school where they will only teach you enough to pass the exam. The aim of this university is to turn people into true experts with great driving skills. Senior White already forwarded the name of this university to Fairy Dongfang Six, and she seemed really interested.”

Song Shuhang:

True Monarch White Crane:

“Wait a moment, Fairy Dongfang Six wants to learn how to drive a car? This isn’t a joking matter. Fellow Daoist Seven Lives Talisman, I feel that you shouldn’t stay in Jiangnan University, but head to that nearby university instead. My intuition is telling me that they’ll need a doctor way more than Jiangnan University!” True Monarch White Crane said in all seriousness.

In that ‘hand-guided tractor competition’ that was held some time ago, Fairy Dongfang Six had carried out an all-out slaughter, and the scene where she had rolled over so many fellow daoists to death was hard to forget.

“I can’t. I promised Venerable White that I would stay in Jiangnan University Town as a doctor. A deal is a deal, and it can’t be changed on a whim,” Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman said with a smile.

Song Shuhang felt that it was over.

Not only for him, but also for those guys in that university next to his!