Cultivation Chat Group

Translator: GodBrandy Editor: Kurisu

[Shuhang, you don’t need to be this worried,] Senior Sister Ye Si comforted him. [Even if Senior White sends you to the Secret Realm of Slowness, don’t you still have me to keep you company? At least, you won’t be as bored as Senior Thrice Reckless.]

“…” Song Shuhang.

[In addition, if you carefully think about it, we aren’t in such a hopeless situation,] Senior Sister Ye Si added. [I discovered that the mobile phone has a feature to delete the chat logs. If we make haste and delete all the chat logs related to the pictures from Senior White’s mobile phone, wouldn’t everything be fine?]

If Senior White didn’t find any chat logs related to the pictures, wouldn’t the problem suddenly cease to be a problem?

[It’s useless,] Song Shuhang said. [If it was some other topic, the seniors of the group would quickly forget about it and jump to another. But if the conversation is related to Senior White’s pictures, they wouldn’t let it go for days given how much the seniors in the group like to seek death!]

The situation was similar to when Senior White’s expression package was released. In other words, it didn’t matter how many chat logs they deleted, for the seniors of the Nine Provinces Number One Group would keep mentioning this matter over and over again.

[How can you know without trying? I’ll be in charge of deleting the chat logs, and you’ll be in charge of shifting the subject. Perhaps it will really work?] Senior Sister Ye Si suggested.

If they tried, there was a chance they might succeed.

If they didn’t try, they would fail for sure.

Thereupon, Ye Si started to quickly delete all the chat logs related to the pictures from Venerable White’s mobile phone, swiftly deleting all of them.

On the other hand, Song Shuhang would have to shift the attention of the seniors of the Nine Provinces Number One Group to another subject.

But… what topic can I use to shift their attention? Unless it’s really good, I won’t be able to pique their interest! Song Shuhang thought to himself.

In the Nine Provinces Number One Group.

The conversation was still related to the pictures.

Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman: “Who took these pictures? The angle is very good. Senior White is too beautiful. Senior White, marry me! +9”

I’m that little white crane at the edge of the Earth’s End: “Senior White is too beautiful. Senior White, marry me! +20”

I’m that little white crane at the edge of the Earth’s End: “Senior White is too beautiful. Senior White, marry me! +21”

I’m that little white crane at the edge of the Earth’s End: “Senior White is too beautiful. Senior White, marry me! +22”

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True Monarch White Crane had entered into flooding mode and was literally on fire.

It had decided to seize this opportunity to brazenly confess its feelings to Senior White.

Afterward, more and more seniors popped up, following the example of the others and maintaining their flooding formation.

Song Shuhang forced a smile. Under these circumstances, it was going to be very difficult to find a topic capable of shifting the attention of the seniors.

He scratched his head and started to ponder, somewhat worried.

After a short moment…

His eyes suddenly lit up! Instead of going through the trouble of finding something to shift the topic of conversation… wasn’t it better to just repeat the words that Senior White had said back then?

Thereupon, Song Shuhang wrote in the Nine Provinces Number One Group: “Seniors, please wait a moment… earlier, Senior White said that he would make all those spreading these pictures board a disposable flying sword and sent them to the Secret Realm of Slowness to keep Senior Thrice Reckless company.”

These were words that Venerable White himself had said—although he was referring to Song Shuhang and Su Clan’s Sixteen at the time.

The originally lively Nine Provinces Number One Group immediately quieted down.

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: “Eh? There is something wrong here. It wasn’t Senior White that sent the pictures?”

“No, it wasn’t Senior White that sent them. It was Ye Si and I that made a mistake and accidentally sent them to the group,” Song Shuhang replied.

Fairy Firefly: “…”

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: “Little friend Shuhang, you are a backstabber!”

Treasure Forging Heavenly Mansion’s Yang Xian: “Quickly, quickly delete all the messages we’ve sent just now! Thrice Reckless Mad Saber is already in such a pitiful state. We should learn from his mistakes and not follow his example!”

Dongfang Snow: “It’s no use… two minutes have passed already, and we can’t delete most of the messages by now. Shuhang, quickly delete the chat logs from Senior White’s mobile phone. As long as Senior White doesn’t see this conversation, everything will be fine.”

Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman: “It makes sense!”

Song Shuhang wrote: “I already did that… therefore, now that you are finished saving the pictures, we can change the topic and chat about something else as Senior White has yet to wake up.”

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: “I can’t think of anything to chat about!”

Treasure Forging Heavenly Mansion’s Yang Xian: “How about discussing the movie that everyone shot together not too long ago? Was the editing completed, and was the movie examined and approved already? I remember that after the filming, the movie has to be examined and approved by the concerned departments and get permission before it can be screened in public. When is our movie going to be screened?”

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator wrote: “I heard that True Monarch Yellow Mountain wanted to hold the premiere of the movie on the 24th and then screen it nationwide on the 25th.”

Dongfang Snow: “Today is already the 20th, right? Can it be examined and approved in such a short amount of time? I heard that the approval of movies has become rather troublesome as of late.”

“Don’t worry. True Monarch Yellow Mountain has his ways and will solve the problem. I heard that he has several filmmaking companies under him. Therefore, he can definitely take care of something like this. Otherwise, he wouldn’t have announced that the movie would be screened nationwide on the 25th, right?” True Monarch Fallout replied.

In the end, cultivators held extraordinary power, and they could easily take care of matters that not even money could resolve.

“To be honest, I’m really looking forward to seeing this movie screened. When that happens, many spectators would surely remember my dashing appearance,” Fellow Daoist When the Bright Moon Appears said expectantly.

Even if people couldn’t remember his daoist name, they would surely remember the character he was cast as, Evil General Mingyue. After all, it was the biggest villain in the movie!

After Fellow Daoist When the Bright Moon Appears said those words, the members of the Nine Provinces Number One Group quieted down a little.

It was because they had no idea how to comfort ‘Fellow Daoist When the Bright Moon Appears’.

The trailer of the movie was now available online, and it had spread everywhere.

However, from the feedback they had received from various sources, it appeared that very few people mentioned the big villain of the movie—Evil General Mingyue.

And even when he was mentioned, he was mentioned for half of the sentence at most.

For example:

“Ah! I remember that the villain of the movie was also very cool—although I can’t recall his appearance. Anyway, he was nowhere as cool as my Ling Ye! Ling Ye is too beautiful. Ling Ye, marry me!”

“The villain of the movie isn’t Senior Brother Gao Sheng? I thought Senior Brother Gao Sheng was the main villain…”

“There is a villain in the movie? Now that I think about it, there was this guy wearing some cool armor. That armor was really incredible, much better than the rough stage props found in other movies!”

The comments were similar to the ones above.

The first half of the sentence would be about the villain, while the second half would either be about the main character Ling Ye, Senior Brother Gao Sheng—whom many thought to be the real villain of the movie—or about the various stage props that were used in the movie.

In short, the situation was extremely tragic, and he didn’t even get a full sentence of praise.

Actually, had Fellow Daoist When the Bright Moon Appears gone online as of late and read these comments?

If he were to see them, he would probably cry himself to sleep.

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In the Jade Lake Realm, Song Shuhang heaved a sigh of relief.

Luckily, the seniors of the Nine Provinces Number One Group were thoughtful enough. It was great that everyone was working together with him to shift the subject.

[All deleted]. Ye Si cooperated as well and returned Venerable White’s mobile phone. Now, all the messages in the Nine Provinces Number One Group that were related to Venerable White’s pictures had been deleted from the phone.

“Well done.” Song Shuhang heaved a sigh of relief.

Such being the case, he would have dodged this calamity as long as Venerable White didn’t discover anything about the deleted chat logs.

Hopefully, he wouldn’t need to head to that Secret Realm of Slowness to keep Senior Thrice Reckless Mad Saber company…

Speaking of which, during his days in the secret realm, Senior Thrice Reckless couldn’t even renew his movie membership by himself. Wasn’t that a little too pitiful?

After heaving a sigh of relief, Song Shuhang raised his head and saw that Su Clan’s Sixteen was attentively looking at the two hands coming out of his chest.

Just now, Su Clan’s Sixteen had been staring at the two hands quickly fiddling with Venerable White’s mobile phone and deleting the chat logs. The hands were long, slender, and pure white. It took just a glance to determine that they were the hands of a woman.

Sixteen raised her head and looked at Song Shuhang, asking, “Shuhang, what’s the deal with those hands coming out of your chest?”

Sixteen had seen Senior Sister Ye Si’s hands!

“Hmm, how can I explain it… this is my new superpower!” Song Shuhang replied after pondering for a moment.

“Superpower?” Su Clan’s Sixteen was baffled.

Song Shuhang stretched out his two hands, and said, “Sixteen, take a good look—Two Heads and Four Arms superpower!”

Inside his body, Senior Sister Ye Si was speechless.

But in the end, she still cooperated with Song Shuhang.

She first drew the hands back from Shuhang’s chest and then made them come out from his shoulder area. After that, her head drilled out of Song Shuhang’s neck.

Two Heads and Four Arms Style!

Su Clan’s Sixteen: ?

Could someone tell her what was going on?

Even if it was a superpower that allowed one to grow two heads and four arms, why were the head and arms that came out of Song Shuhang’s body those of a woman? Just what kind of superpower was this?!

Wait a moment, this girl was rather familiar!

Wasn’t this girl Senior Sister Ye Si? The same person that was sitting next to her and Song Shuhang when they were shooting the movie? Afterward, she suddenly turned transparent and disappeared.

Su Clan’s Sixteen said, “Senior Sister Ye Si, what are you doing inside Shuhang’s body?”

“It’s because Song Shuhang and I signed a contract… therefore, I became his ghost spirit. Since I’m his ghost spirit, I can obviously get inside his body,” Ye Si replied.

“Senior Sister Ye Si is a ghost spirit?” Su Clan’s Sixteen opened her eyes wide.

“Half and half. I’m also unsure of what I am. However, I’m different from ordinary ghost spirits. For example, even after signing the contract, I’m still me, an independent individual,” Ye Si replied.

“…” Su Clan’s Sixteen.

Song Shuhang and Senior Sister Ye Si had signed a contract, and Ye Si had become his ghost spirit… and a ghost spirit and its master shared their thoughts, energy, and even sensory organs.