Cultivation Chat Group

Translator: GodBrandy Editor: Kurisu

Senior White’s holiday residence turned out to be a former medium-size sect… and from what he said, it wasn’t even his only holiday residence. Perhaps the territory under Senior White’s control was so big that not even ultra large sects could compete with him?

As for these territories, it was very likely that Senior White had… casually found them…

In this era that land was extremely expensive, the amount of wealth that Senior White possessed was surely something scary.

Song Shuhang decided that he would address Venerable White as ‘Richest Under Heaven White’ from today onwards.

Yu Jiaojiao blinked and continued, “The remaining scenes are mostly set in an urban background. Therefore, we can shoot them wherever we want. As for the few scenes in the sea, you can leave them to me.”

Satisfied, Venerable White said, “In that case, we can start shooting as soon as the various fellow daoists and the movie crew arrive here, is that correct?”

“There is still the matter related to the clothing. We can’t forget about that,” Song Shuhang reminded.

“About the clothing… perhaps I should try asking in the group if there is any fellow daoist that has a clothing store? If we are out of luck, I’ll ask True Monarch Yellow Mountain for help since he said that I could contact him in case we needed something,” Venerable White said and then wrote in the group, “Is there any fellow daoist that can provide the clothing necessary for the shooting of the movie?”

As for the stage props, there was no need for those. Flying swords, immortal boats, formations, and so on were all ready… and they were genuine goods of the highest quality on top of that!

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: “If we are talking about clothing, everyone should have their own magical robes and magical clothes, right?”

Virtuous Cultivator (Song Shuhang): “Senior Northern River, I only have that emerald-green kasaya. In addition, both the Immaterial Cloud Sect and White Sword Sect will need their own regulation clothes.”

“Speaking of regulation clothes, I can provide the kasaya for the several buddhist factions in the story,” Dharma King Creation said.

Wandering Monk Profound Principle: “?” Great Master Profound Principle meant that he could provide a set of buddhist kasaya as well.

True Monarch Ancient Lake Temple: “I’ll prepare the daoist robes for the Immaterial Cloud Sect.”

Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman: “I can provide seven types of daoist robes for sects and schools.”

Virtuous Cultivator (Song Shuhang) reminded, “In that case, this matter about regulation clothing can be considered solved. However, we still need to take care of clothes to use on special occasions. For example, the wedding dress for the marriage of the big senior sister, the clothes that the main character will wear while roaming all over the world, and so on.”

Right at this time, Su Clan’s Seven said, “There is a fellow daoist that will surely have all these types of clothes with him.”

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator’s eyes immediately lit up as he typed: “It’s surely that shady fortune teller!”

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: “It couldn’t be anyone other than the shady fortune teller!”

Fairy Lychee: “It couldn’t be anyone other than the shady fortune teller! +1”

Medicine Master: “It couldn’t be anyone other than the shady fortune teller! +2”

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The various seniors sent a lot of messages at once and flooded the group. Song Shuhang was even more sure that the ‘secondary clone technique’ was a secret trend in the Nine Provinces Number One Group and that every senior had a clone positioned in front of their mobile phone or computer, ready to flood the group.

Anyway, Senior Su Clan’s Seven’s suggestion wasn’t bad. Immortal Master Copper Trigram’s disguising technique was unparalleled under the heavens, and he surely had a large number of clothes in his spatial equipment so that he could change appearance at any time.

Men’s clothing, women’s clothing, clothing for the elderly, clothing for kids, animal skins, woven fabric, immortal clothing, ordinary clothing… he probably had all of them. It was likely that Immortal Master Copper Trigram had all kinds of clothes that one could think of.

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator replied, “But where is that shady fortune teller right now?”

Fairy Firefly: ” @Immortal Master Copper Trigram, quickly come out. Everyone is looking for you.”

(Bloody Steamrolling Manslaughterer) Fairy Dongfang Six: “We can try tagging @Immortal Fortune Teller Iron Trigram. Copper Trigram might be using his disciple’s account.”

Immortal Fortune Teller Iron Trigram: “This time, it’s me who is online. I have no idea where my teacher has gone, I’m also unable to contact him at this moment.”

Iron Trigram’s condition had improved a lot after Medicine Master’s treatment. He was already back to his immortal cave at this time, trying to recuperate from his injuries. Iron Trigram would have also liked to participate in the shooting of the movie. Unfortunately, he had to take good care of his wounds first.

Scholar Xian Gong: “Hehehe, you guys don’t need to worry. @Su Clan’s Seven will bring Copper Trigram with him when he comes over!”

Scholar Xian Gong had already told Su Clan’s Seven how to find Copper Trigram. Now, he only had to wait for Seven to enter into action.

Su Clan’s Seven: “I guarantee to fulfill this task. I’m about to enter space as we speak. Wait for my news!”

Venerable White: “In that case, we’ll leave the duty to gather the clothing for special occasions to Fellow Daoist Seven and Copper Trigram. Actually, I also have some clothing here with me. I can choose some of it when the time comes. Anyway, solving this problem can be considered finished as well.”

After saying this much, Venerable White wore his headphones and decided to read the script of the movie anew while humming a song.

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: “Brother Seven, you are doing God’s work. Give a good beating to that shady fortune teller after you catch him. No need to save him for me! Anyway, Fairy Dongfang Six, your nickname changed again.”

(Bloody Steamrolling Manslaughterer) Fairy Dongfang Six: “F*ck, who changed my nickname again? Who is bored to the point of doing it again and again? Don’t let me discover you! Otherwise, I’ll start the car and steamroll your face!”

True Monarch Yellow Mountain: “It wasn’t me, and it wasn’t Doudou, either!”

Venerable Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue: “It wasn’t me!”

Daluo Sect’s True Monarch Rain Moon: “It wasn’t me, either!”

Xuan Nu Sect’s Skylark: “Oh, it wasn’t me, either~”

Fairy Dongfang Six: “If no one did it, did I change it myself?”

True Monarch Yellow Mountain: “Such being the case… Fairy Dongfang Six, you should go to sleep a little early from now on. If your body gets enough rest, your mood will improve, and you will stop daydreaming as well. It should be enough to cure your ‘sleepwalking’ disease.”

“Senior Yellow Mountain, careful that I don’t sleepdrive until your immortal cave and steamroll your face as well!” Fairy Dongfang Six said angrily. “I’ve never sleepwalked, alright?”

“…” True Monarch Yellow Mountain.

But right at this time, Dharma King Creation sent a voice message.

Venerable White subconsciously moved the mouse and clicked on the voice message.

Song Shuhang didn’t react at first, but then he remembered a certain matter. Earlier, didn’t Dharma King Creation say that he would come over once he was done with his live broadcast?

In that case, was it possible that Dharma King had started his live broadcast already?

This voice message was giving Song Shuhang a bad feeling.

“Wait! Senior White, don’t click it!” Song Shuhang shouted.

But it was too late… Venerable White’s hand was too fast, and he clicked on the voice message before Song Shuhang could even open his mouth and speak.

In the next moment, that voice full of vicissitudes belonging to the Soul King exploded from the computer. “Ding Dong~ Lalalala~ It’s easy to dodge an open spear~ but hard to ward off a hidden arrow~ I stand above the city walls~ looking at the invaders below~ ooooooh~”

The ‘ooooooh~’ sound continuously reverberated in Song Shuhang’s head.

The familiar voice, the familiar song, and the familiar feeling… all these elements made one fondly remember the roar of the Soul King.

From the looks of it, Dharma King Creation’s singing skills had gone up by a notch after singing for those 300,000 spectators. Truly scary!

When the voice message was played, that type of power that could penetrate through the ears and reach the depths of one’s soul exploded with all its might.

As if that wasn’t enough, the voice message was five minutes long.

Gao Moumou, who was just an ordinary person, started foaming at the mouth and crumbled to the ground after arriving at the ‘It’s easy to dodge an open spear~’ part.

Then it was the turn of the next weakest person, Song Shuhang. Due to him experiencing Dharma King Creation’s singing firsthand back then, he had a slight immunity to this song. However, his condition wasn’t much better. He felt both his hands and feet becoming soft, and his whole body was now devoid of strength. He fell to the ground on his butt.

Su Clan’s Sixteen also felt her limbs becoming soft, but she was able to stand still. Luckily, they were hearing Dharma King Creation’s voice through the voice message. Its strength was somewhat weaker than the live broadcast.

Daoist Priest Horizon was caught off guard and opened his eyes wide, quickly covering his ears. At this time, his whole body was trembling, just as though he was sitting on a hand-guided tractor.

Yu Jiaojiao’s strength was much higher than Song Shuhang’s, but due to the different structure of her ears, she was the one that got affected the most by the explosive voice of the Soul King. She started foaming at the mouth like Gao Moumou and crumbled to the ground. Her body shrank until reaching the size of a palm and even the illusory technique covering her body dissolved.

Luckily, Gao Moumou had already passed out… otherwise, had he seen the gorgeous Yu Jiaojiao turn into a palm-sized reverse mermaid, he might have passed out again!

At the end of the day, only Venerable White was unaffected by this voice message.

The reason Venerable White wasn’t influenced wasn’t his strength. After all, Dharma King Creation’s voice could influence even Venerable Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue, who was similarly a Venerable. Therefore, strength alone couldn’t grant Venerable White immunity to Dharma King’s voice.

The sharp-eyed Song Shuhang immediately noticed that Venerable White was currently wearing an exquisite set of headphones.

The protection of the headphones coupled with Venerable White’s own strength allowed him to resist Dharma King Creation’s voice and not get affected by it.

He found it unpleasant to the ears, but nothing more.

I should have gotten vigilant as soon as I saw Senior White wearing the headphones. I was too naive and inexperienced! Song Shuhang thought to himself.

Venerable White furrowed his brows and wrote in the group: “That was really unpleasant to hear.”

[System Notification: Dharma King Creation has been muted by the administrator of the group, Venerable Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue, for 30 days.]

Venerable Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue: “Dammit, I was careless and got tricked twice in a month! Dharma King, go to hell!”

Vice-Island Master Tian Tianwei: “Dammit! How can I stop this damnable voice message?! Why is it playing even though I closed the chat window?”

Island Master Tian Tiankong: “My silly little sister, you closed the wrong window… You closed the window of the chat with your elder brother… quick, close the chat window of the group… I feel I won’t be able to resist for long… I’m dying!”

Fairy Firefly: “Luckily, I closed the window rather quickly. The next time I meet Fellow Daoist Creation, I’ll shoot him into the vast space!”

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: “Dammit, I feel as though my whole body is about to collapse. Should we cast a vote to kick Fellow Daoist Creation from the group?”