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Chapter 1108: Eldest brother, are you a girl?

Translator: GodBrandy Editor: Kurisu

Frice Reckless was indeed the upgraded version of Thrice Reckless. Thrice Reckless only implicated himself when he sought death, but Frice Reckless had gone a step further, not only implicating himself, but also others.

Fellow Daoist Frice Reckless’s idea was too terrific.

Tyrannical Song: “…”

This was the ‘Nine Provinces Number One Group’, where the topic could jump from one to another without warning. The group was talking about the possibility of ‘whether there were two Doudous’ one second ago, and the next second, they were already talking about how to mess with Doudou.

However, he liked the topic, and he couldn’t wait to join them.

Tyrannical Song: “I recommend using ‘Chu Chu’ when we mislead Doudou. For example, tell him that the daoist name, nickname, or online username of the person he’s going to marry has ‘Chu Chu’ in it. Doudou has a Chu Chu complex, and as long as the other party is a Chu Chu, he will definitely take the bait. ”

The fact that Doudou had a ‘Chu Chu complex’ was well known in the Nine Provinces Number One Group.

Frice Reckless Mad Saber: “Little friend Shuhang’s idea is great. I give you 82 points, and the other 18 points in the form of 6+6+6 for extra coolness!”

‘Heaven Shrouding Hook’ Zhou Li: “I’m going to disconnect the wifi, and covertly cover the area with a signal blocking formation.”

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: “Leave the task of misleading Doudou to me.”

Yellow Mountain is very tired and wants to retire: “…”

His fingers couldn’t help but move towards the option of ‘dissolving the group’. However, after a long while, he sighed heavily.

Who was the one that had unmuted Frice Reckless?

He remembered that when Thrice Reckless Mad Saber and Soft Feather sought death together previously, he had muted each of them for three days.

Counting the time, both Soft Feather and Frice Reckless should still be muted.

True Monarch Yellow Mountain pondered, flicking his fingers up as he looked through the audit log.

Soon, he found the records for the ban. It was the administrator [Xuan Nu Sect’s Skylark] that had undone the ban on Thrice Reckless, and it was lifted shortly after he banned Thrice Reckless.

The corners of True Monarch Yellow Mountain’s mouth twitched.

Although he knew that Senior Skylark had a very good impression of Thrice Reckless since after coming out of secluded meditation, he really couldn’t figure out what she saw in him…

Was it really like the group had guessed—those who sought death cherished each other?

After considering Senior Skylark’s face, he let Thrice Reckless go.

Having said that, he wondered when Senior Skylark would finish transcending her Eighth Stage demonic tribulation. Would she become a demon of the Netherworld, or was she still going to look for a way to purify the evil energy of the Netherworld?

If she were a normal fellow daoist, she would definitely choose to purify the evil energy in her body. However, as it was Senior Skylark, True Monarch Yellow Mountain really couldn’t guess what she was going to do.

At this time, in the Nine Provinces Number One Group.

Fairy Lychee: “Seeing you all try to mess with Doudou, my mood has become complicated…”

She liked little Doudou quite a bit.

Frice Reckless Mad Saber: “It’s okay, Lychee. We’re all thinking about Doudou’s life-long happiness. Doudou getting married early can only be a good thing for him. Also, as the saying goes: the more loving the mother, the worse the child becomes. Doudou is already such a death seeker, and part of the reason is also you and True Monarch Yellow Mountain spoiling him. As a result, his personality became what it is and now keeps threatening you guys with running away from home.”

Yellow Mountain is very tired and wants to retire: “…”

Fairy Lychee: “Hehe, then Fellow Daoist Thrice Reckless, how much did your mother love you?”

“A lot,” Frice Reckless Mad Saber said. “Although my memory of my mother is very vague, I remember that she truly loved me. That’s why I seek death so much. ”

Thrice Reckless Mad Saber casually confessed.

Fairy Lychee: “…”

Damn, Frice Reckless Mad Saber knew so clearly that he sought death, so how could she reply to him? She was planning to mock him, but now, she had no idea how to do that…

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: “What Fellow Daoist Frice Reckless said makes sense. After Doudou gets married, he’d definitely mature and become the perfect bride. In the future, he might even become chaste and virtuous.”

Tyrannical Song: “Speaking of which, I have a question to ask. ＠Yellow Mountain is very tired and wants to retire, True Monarch Yellow Mountain, honestly… Doudou is a female dog, right? You used some magical technique to conceal his real gender, correct? That’s why you’re letting him get married to a man.”

Yellow Mountain is very tired and wants to retire: “Little friend Shuhang, don’t watch too much romance dramas, it twisted your way of thinking, making you become just like the people in the drama.”

“Could it really be…?” Song Shuhang said in surprise.

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: “There definitely isn’t a problem with Doudou’s gender. I have grown up with him since childhood, so I’m sure he’s male. Meow, before he gets married, I must see him again. Even if he marries a man, I want to let him know of my power as his nemesis.”

Tyrannical Song: “…”

“Hurry up then, Fellow Daoist Phoenix Slayer. Otherwise, you won’t have the opportunity to do so after Doudou marries,” Frice Reckless Mad Saber said. After getting married, Doudou would be able to pair up with his partner, so it wouldn’t be easy if Fellow Daoist Phoenix Slayer wanted to overcome him.

At this time, a senior who was nowhere to be seen for quite a long time appeared.

Daluo Sect’s True Monarch Rain Moon, an administrator of the Nine Provinces Number One Group, said, “I’ve been lurking for a long time, but today, the topic of Doudou getting married to man has brought me out. Fellow Daoist Yellow Mountain, Doudou is male, yet the one he’s marrying is a male dog—also a male! That is to say, Doudou is gay, right? Fellow Daoist Yellow Mountain, you’re doing wonderful! Let me just say… clothes cannot be worn when their size is different from the body. Likewise, bolt and nut of different sizes cannot be fastened. Also, those using different languages cannot communicate! So, how could one fall in love with someone of a different gender?!”

Yellow Mountain is very tired and wants to retire: “…”

Fairy Lychee: “…”

“It doesn’t have to be gay. I’m more inclined to think that True Monarch Yellow Mountain plans on performing a sex change operation on Doudou,” True Monarch Ancient Lake Temple added. “By the way, little friend Shuhang, thank you for stamping the disciples of my Ancient Lake Temple with the Sage Seal.”

Tyrannical Song: “Senior, there’s no need to be so polite, it wasn’t much.”

In the ‘Nine Provinces Number One Group’, True Monarch Ancient Lake Temple was the most talented member among those in the same generation as Thrice Reckless, with him being the first one to enter the Sixth Stage True Monarch Realm. Fairy Lychee, Northern River’s Loose Cultivator, and Immortal Master Copper Trigram all stepped into the True Monarch Realm after him.

Daluo Sect’s True Monarch Rain Moon: “Hey~ Fellow Daoist Yellow Mountain, when is Doudou’s wedding scheduled? I must take the time to arrange my schedule so that I can attend the wedding. Is Doudou’s fiance handsome?”

Yellow Mountain is very tired and wants to retire: “…”

Tyrannical Song: “I think Doudou’s other half should be good looking. I saw his sister, and she’s a beauty. If his genes are the same as his sister’s, he can’t be bad.”

“Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song 👍. If Doudou’s other half is good looking, then thinking about him and his other half together after Doudou ascends to the Fifth Stage in the future, which should allow him to look quite good looking as well, it shouldn’t be too bad of a picture,” Daluo Sect’s True Monarch Rain Moon said.

Song Shuhang thought about Doudou and his other half together.

Doudou’s other half should look similar to Fairy Fleeting Life. As for what Doudou might look like… Wait, Doudou might use his look as a template…

Oh, God no. He had to find a way to contact Doudou. When he ascended to the Fifth Stage, he couldn’t let Doudou use him as a template!

As he was thinking about it, Fairy Fleeting Life behind him couldn’t help but ask, “Mister Tyrannical Song, is Doudou a girl?” Her voice was full of expectation.

“No, Doudou’s a guy. I just asked Mister Yellow Mountain, and he told me that Doudou is definitely male,” Song Shuhang said.

Chu Chu was relieved when she heard this.

“So, is there another Doudou that’s a girl in Mister Yellow Mountain’s home?”

Fairy Fleeting Life asked again.

Song Shuhang shook his head, and said, “No, there isn’t a second Doudou.”

So, what kind of mood was her eldest brother in when he agreed to the marriage?

Why would her eldest brother marry Doudou, a male? Was her eldest brother’s view on love strange? Or could it be that her eldest brother had mistaken Doudou as a female?

Fairy Fleeting Life gritted her teeth as she spoke, “How could this be? No, I have to ask my eldest brother.”

Her esteemed eldest brother bringing back a ‘Mister Doudou’ home was something that she would never agree to.

At that moment, Song Shuhang suddenly thought of another possibility.

Song Shuhang asked, “Miss Fleeting Life, since Doudou is definitely a guy, then… is your eldest brother… a girl?”

True Monarch Yellow Mountain was one of the few seniors in the Nine Provinces Number One Group that had the bearing of a real senior. His image in the group had always been decent, with him always upholding high values.

According to the True Monarch’s character, he definitely shouldn’t be forcing Doudou to marry someone of the same sex.

Therefore, since Doudou wasn’t a female dog, then returning to the original speculation… Doudou was going to marry a girl!

As such, the other possibility was that Fairy Fleeting Life’s eldest brother might have been showing himself as male, but was in fact female.

But when he had just finished considering the possibility, he shook his head again.

At the beginning of the conversation, he remembered saying that Doudou would marry a male dog, and not a female dog.

To which, True Monarch Yellow Mountain replied, “How did little friend Shuhang know about this?”

In other words, True Monarch Yellow Mountain confirmed that the other party was a male dog.

“My elder brother is a girl?” Fairy Fleeting Life sank deep into thought.

She recalled memories from her childhood of her serious-looking eldest brother, who had taken care of her when she was young. Her brother was very considerate, and such thoughtfulness wasn’t something that seemed to fit a male; it would rather better fit a female.

So, Fairy Fleeting Life quickly pulled out her phone and made a call.

The call was quickly connected, and a deep and magnetic voice came from it. “Fleeting Life, what are you calling me for?”

Fairy Fleeting Life hurriedly said, “Brother, you’re actually a girl, right?”

The deep and magnetic voice on the other side of the line fell into a deep silence.

Fairy Fleeting Life blinked.

Her eldest brother was silent.

In other words…

She and Song Shuhang looked at each other.

Her eldest brother was actually a girl?