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Chapter 1016: It’s time for me to turn the tables

Translator: GodBrandy Editor: Kurisu

When Fairy Dongfang Six arrived at the building that Medicine Master had bought, Song Shuhang was at the entrance, waiting for her arrival. Shuhang’s face was stiff, and he seemed to have received a big blow.

“Little friend Shuhang, are you alright?” Fairy Dongfang Six asked with worry. The crazed True Monarch White Crane didn’t beat him up, right?

“I’m fine.” Song Shuhang let out a bitter smile.

“What about True Monarch White Crane?” Fairy Dongfang Six asked. But just as her voice fell, a ball of light suddenly came at her, hitting her face.

In the next moment, Fairy Dongfang Six felt that her entire body became comfortable, and she felt refreshed.

She looked up, and found True Monarch White Crane by the first floor’s window, continuously flapping its wings and releasing a healing technique with each flap.

“…” Fairy Dongfang Six.

While she was speechless, True Monarch White Crane had already thrown another six healing techniques at her.

At that same time, it also threw six healing techniques at Song Shuhang.

Twelve healing techniques every second, six per person… It seemed pretty fair. A great emperor, treating everyone equally.

A second later, Fairy Dongfang Six and Song Shuhang were completely shrouded in the radiance of the healing techniques.

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Song Shuhang had jumped out the window in advance to open the door for Fairy Dongfang Six and Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman.

After he jumped, True Monarch White Crane also jumped out the window. Afterwards, it stabilized itself right beneath the first floor window.

“This is the crazed True Monarch White Crane?” Fairy Dongfang Six asked. As she was speaking, she took out her phone and took a video, which she then sent to the group.

Title: [Crazed True Monarch White Crane, twelve healing techniques every second. Simply frightening!]

“The current True Monarch White Crane looks way cuter than what I had thought. At this time, it is in its ‘female’ form, petite and cute, and crazily spamming healing techniques. It’s rather amusing. To be honest, I really want to take it home and tame it,” Fairy Dongfang Six said.

True Monarch Northern River: “If you want to tame True Monarch White Crane, then you’d have to first find a way to become Venerable White. Ahahaha.”

“That’s too difficult, let’s just forget about it.”

Fairy Lychee: “Ahahaha, damn. True Monarch White looks like a trussed up hen while lying below the window like that. Wait, I have a picture of a hen tied up from when I was traveling.”

After saying this much, Fairy Lychee sent a picture. Coincidentally, the trussed up hen was also below a window, flapping its wings. The posture of the hen in the picture was very similar to that of True Monarch White Crane’s at this moment.

True Monarch Northern River: “It certainly fits.”

When the bright moon appears: “Although it isn’t good to do so, I can’t help but laugh.”

Cave Lord Snow Wolf: “Malicious laughter + 1.”

At this moment, Thrice Reckless Mad Saber joined in. “I seriously don’t know how to tell you guys about it… but True Monarch White Crane has only temporarily gone crazy, and he won’t stay like that forever. When it regains clarity, it will definitely check the group’s chat logs. So, in conclusion, it’s better if you try not to seek death.”

“That’s a good point. I’ll delete the photo,” Fairy Lychee said.

“Wait! Did I drink so much that my eyes have gone bad?” Northern River’s Loose Cultivator said in surprise. “Brother Thrice Reckless, did you just try to persuade someone not to seek death? This is impossible!”

Island Master Tian Tiankong: “It’s definitely a fake Thrice Reckless.”

Fairy Lychee: “Heavens, I didn’t notice earlier, but it was actually Thrice Reckless that told us not to seek death? This is definitely a fake Thrice Reckless.”

Vice-Island Master Tian Tianwei: “The account says that it’s Thrice Reckless Mad Saber. However, the one who’s currently online and using it might not be him. I suspect that the one using the account is definitely a fake Thrice Reckless.”

Thrice Reckless Mad Saber: “…” Fake your sister, you guys are hopeless!

“Seriously, @True Monarch Northern River, do you know how to knock out True Monarch White Crane?” Fairy Dongfang Six said. “I looked at the binding spell on its body, and it seems like it’s going to quickly disappear. If it disappears, I won’t be able to handle the crazed True Monarch White Crane. Even if I were to use my all to perform the ❮Nine Bewitching Dance Steps❯, I would at most be able to keep True Monarch White Crane occupied for ten breaths, maybe even shorter.”

“Just wait a bit, I’m currently looking for more information,” True Monarch Northern River answered. “By the way, @True Monarch Yellow Mountain, Senior Yellow Mountain, do you know the weakness of White Crane’s race?”

Although he had become a True Monarch himself, Northern River’s Loose Cultivator still preferred to address True Monarch Yellow Mountain as senior out of habit and respect. Moreover, True Monarch Yellow Mountain would also soon reach the Seventh Stage Realm.

Speaking of it, it was unknown whether it was just his misconception, but the ‘Nine Provinces Number One Group’ seemed to have welcomed the season of heavenly tribulations. Many of the fellow daoists were preparing for their heavenly tribulation or were about to do so.

Could it be that the world would undergo great changes soon? Last time, some senior had mentioned that the next ‘tide of spiritual energy’ was imminent. Was what was currently happening a sign?

“True Monarch Yellow Mountain doesn’t seem to be online. Does any of the other fellow daoists in the group know of True Monarch White Crane’s weakness? Anything that wouldn’t kill it, and would just cause it to faint?” Fairy Lychee asked.

“I’m not sure.”

“I haven’t studied True Monarch White Crane’s kind.”

“I only know that True Monarch White Crane is a hardcore fan of Venerable White, so its weakness should be Venerable White? However, this weakness isn’t something that would make it faint.”

“Truth be told, Immortal Master Copper Trigram might know something as he is someone that has assumed the appearance of everyone in the Nine Provinces Number One Group. However, Immortal Master Copper Trigram currently doesn’t have a signal, and isn’t online,” Thrice Reckless Mad Saber said.

“Hurry up and give me some idea. There’s at most 30 seconds left… If there still isn’t any good plan by then, I’ll just have to go ahead and hit True Monarch White Crane on the back of the head and see if this will knock it out. If it doesn’t work, True Monarch White Crane will really go mad, and things will get a lot more troublesome,” Fairy Dongfang Six said. She could sense that the effect of the ‘binding spell’ was weakening.

Generally speaking, such a binding technique would last for a long time, but True Monarch White Crane’s body also had the ‘evil energy of the Netherworld’. Under the invasion of the evil energy, the duration of the binding spell was greatly reduced.

“Actually, Little Six, why don’t you just give the ❮Nine Bewitching Dance Steps❯ a shot and see whether you can hypnotize True Monarch White Crane?” Fairy Lychee said.

“The ❮Nine Bewitching Dance Steps❯ aren’t omnipotent… I estimate that even if it were to hypnotize True Monarch White Crane, it would at most be able to hold it back for ten breaths. After all, there is the difference of a big realm between us, and True Monarch White Crane is currently berserk on top of that, which makes the outcome of the ❮Nine Bewitching Dance Steps❯ even more uncertain,” Fairy Dongfang Six replied.

Mad people were the most unpredictable. There was the possibility that the ❮Nine Bewitching Dance Steps❯ might directly put it into deep sleep. However, there was also the chance that it might not have too much of an effect since the opposite party was in a berserk state.

Therefore, a berserk state was something very troublesome to deal with.

At this moment, Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman quickly replied, “I’ll be there in a minute. Just wait for me. I have a talisman with me that should be able to make True Monarch White Crane unconscious for a while.”

“Seven Lives Talisman, why haven’t you arrived yet? Isn’t your speed too low?” Fairy Dongfang Six said. Wasn’t Seven Lives Talisman the nearer to little friend Shuhang?

“When I was halfway there, I remembered that I had this talisman. It took some time to go back and get it,” Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman said. “However, right now, what’s more important is this: if we manage to knock out True Monarch White Crane, what do we do with the ‘evil energy of the Netherworld’ in its body?”

Indeed, the biggest problem wasn’t knocking out True Monarch White Crane—the biggest problem was how to remove the evil energy of the Netherworld in its body.

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: “Speaking of this, @Cave Lord Snow Wolf, Fellow Daoist Snow Wolf, are you still at Skylark’s place? Was she able to find a way to deal with the ‘evil energy of the Netherworld’?

Not long ago, Senior Skylark of the Xuan Nu Sect had allowed the evil energy of the Netherworld to invade her body for research purposes. Now, was there anything that had come out of that research?

Cave Lord Snow Wolf laughed bitterly, and said, “I’m still protecting Senior Skylark’s body and continuing to use the ice-sealing technique on her. Senior Skylark is currently in a state similar to secluded meditation. I also don’t know to what extent she’s studied the evil energy of the Netherworld.”

He had already spent many days in Skylark’s immortal cave, and he had barely left the place.

Once this task was completed, Senior Skylark really had to give him a big reward.

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“Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman said that he’s got a talisman that can make White Crane lose consciousness. We just have to wait a bit,” Fairy Dongfang Six said.

“Hopefully he gets here soon.” Song Shuhang sighed.

There was this uncomfortable feeling in his heart––after Song Shuhang had practiced the ❮Scholarly Indestructible Body of the Buddha❯ and increased his strength, he had been getting this bad feeling.

“It’s alright, I’m still here. Even if True Monarch White Crane were to break free before Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman arrives, I’d be able to temporarily keep it occupied!” Fairy Dongfang Six said.

Just as she finished saying that, True Monarch White Crane, who was below the window, suddenly got up from the ground.

Yes, it got up, and didn’t jump up.

The binding spell on its body slowly began to crumble.

Song Shuhang laughed bitterly, and called out, “Senior Dongfang Six!”

“F*ck!” Fairy Dongfang Six gritted her teeth and took a step forward, performing the ❮Nine Bewitching Dance Steps❯.

Finally, before the binding spell on True Monarch White Crane’s body completely collapsed, Fairy Dongfang Six’s ❮Nine Bewitching Dance Steps❯ started taking effect.

True Monarch White Crane’s eyes blurred. Under the influence of the ❮Nine Bewitching Dance Steps❯, the madness in its red eyes slowly began to subside, with its eyes blurring.

“Did Seven Lives Talisman’s flying sword get stuck somewhere? He’s still not here! I won’t be able to hold on for long,” Fairy Dongfang Six said. “Now, we have to immediately find a way to get rid of the ‘evil energy of the Netherworld’ in True Monarch White Crane’s body. If we can’t find a way, we can only retreat and activate the formation on the building, hoping that it can hinder True Monarch White Crane.”

Song Shuhang placed his hand on his nucleus. “Let me give it a try.”

Previously, the lotus roots his Inner World had projected couldn’t penetrate True Monarch White Crane’s body due to the binding spell’s obstruction.

Now, with the binding spell gone and True Monarch White Crane restrained by Fairy Dongfang Six, it was the perfect opportunity!

Now, it’s time for me to turn the tables!