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Chapter 671: It’s something that defies the principles of science and cultivation!

Translator: GodBrandy Editor: Kurisu

Little friend Song Shuhang spent a lot of effort to get this wooden figurine to act as his substitute… but after activating it, he placed it in the seating section of the audience and actually used his main body to perform the role of Senior White’s rival and battle with him on the martial arts stage?

It’s really impossible to guess what goes through the mind of young people nowadays! Northern River’s Loose Cultivator thought to himself.

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Song Shuhang felt that he was able to interpret his role to perfection thanks to the wooden figure acting as a substitute for the main body.

In addition, the tacit understanding between him and Venerable White was getting better and better as they were performing this last part where Senior Brother Gao Sheng was supposed to savagely beat up Ling Ye.

At this time, the two of them felt as if they were really ‘Senior Brother Gao Sheng’ and ‘Ling Ye’.

This final part was absolutely the best part of the battle that had been taking place up until now.

The story continued…

Now, it was time for the Eight-Armed Sword Sage, who was played by True Monarch Ancient Lake Temple, to enter into action.

The serious-looking True Monarch Ancient Lake Temple had no choice but to make his move when he saw Senior Brother Gao Sheng slashing toward Ling Ye’s leg. His body flickered, and even the camera was unable to capture his movements.

His body instantaneously moved and arrived next to Song Shuhang (Senior Brother Gao Sheng). In the next moment, the Eight-Armed Sword Sage quickly stretched out his hand and grabbed the treasured saber Broken Tyrant.

The scene was perfect, and this series of rapid movements deserved full marks.

The Eight-Armed Sword Sage said in a grave tone, “This martial arts competition ends here.”

“Elder, but Ling Ye… hasn’t admitted defeat yet!” Senior Brother Gao Sheng said as he raised his head, somewhat displeased. But after seeing the serious expression on the face of the Eight-Armed Sword Sage, he shrugged his shoulders and said, “Alright. Since the elder spoke, this martial arts competition ends here.

“You can consider yourself lucky, Ling Ye. Now, you can take your time and savor this crushing defeat.” Senior Brother Gao Sheng sheathed his saber and turned his body around, leaving the martial arts stage without as much as glancing back.

Then, just as he was about to arrive at the edge of the stage, Senior Brother Gao Sheng turned his head around and said to Ling Ye, “Once your wounds have healed, I’ll look for you again. The next time, your senior brother will give you a few pointers about finger techniques, how does that sound? Ahahaha!”

Venerable White, who was playing Ling Ye’s role, didn’t speak and only gazed at Senior Brother Gao Sheng, seemingly unwilling to accept this defeat.

Very well!

Song Shuhang felt that the coordination between him and Senior White had been excellent during this whole battle.

Now, his role in the first act of the movie was finally over.

Song Shuhang jumped down from the martial arts stage, with his two lackeys closely following behind, and left the range of the camera.

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The story continued.

Riverly Purple Mist, who was playing Senior Sister Murong Hua’s role, arrived on the martial arts stage and silently dressed Ling Ye’s wounds, gently comforting him in the process. Her eyes were full of tender feelings… but if one were to look carefully, they would notice that she was using the corner of the eye to glance at Medicine Master, who was standing amidst the crowd of spectators. This gentle gaze was actually directed at Medicine Master.

After jumping down from the stage, Song Shuhang turned his head around and glanced at the scene.

At first, he thought that Riverly Purple Mist would have a hard time playing the role of a ‘gentle’ senior sister. After all, she gave the onlookers the idea of being an evil enchantress. But little did he expect that she had such a gentle side to her.

Senior Medicine Master was truly a winner in life!

Not only did he find a good disciple, he also got to experience the exciting love relationship between a teacher and his student, obtaining a scary but gentle wife in the process.

After sighing with emotion, Song Shuhang headed toward Senior Northern River’s position.

He had found the wooden figurine extremely easy to use, which allowed him to play the part of Senior White’s rival without problems.

He had to thank Senior Northern River for everything he had done for him. With the help of this wooden figurine, he wouldn’t have to worry about playing the role of Senior White’s rival again the next time!

According to Song Shuhang’s perception, he had been controlling the wooden figurine all along.

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But just as he approached the place where the various seniors of the Nine Provinces Number One Group were gathered, Song Shuhang discovered that most of them had their heads lowered and were busy writing messages on their phones. All of them seemed very busy at this moment.

Song Shuhang glanced at the screen of Senior Northern River’s mobile phone from afar. It seemed he was busy writing something on the wall of the instant messaging program.

At this time, Northern River’s Loose Cultivator just happened to be sharing a message with his online friends.

The shooting of the great movie of the Nine Provinces Number One Group has finally started! Although I still don’t know the name of the movie, we are almost done shooting the first act. The plot of this part roughly consists in little friend Song Shuhang playing Senior Brother Gao Sheng’s role and beating up Venerable White, who is playing the role of the main character Ling Ye.

PS1: I’ve already prepared a white floral wreath for little friend Song Shuhang, writing [The one who sacrificed himself for the people] on the left side and [He will forever live in our hearts] on the right one.

PS2: Before the final showdown between Venerable White and him, little friend Song Shuhang prepared a wooden figurine that could replace him and go on stage in his stead to beat up Venerable White and conclude the first act of the movie… but a minute ago, I discovered that the ‘little friend Song Shuhang’ sitting next to me was the wooden figurine that was supposed to act as the substitute. Little friend Song Shuhang actually used his main body to go on stage and beat up Venerable White.

PS3: Anyway, let’s give a start to the poll! If you believe that little friend Song Shuhang will get to live for more than one day, choose option A. If you believe that little friend Song Shuhang will get to live for more than two days, choose option B. If you believe that little friend Song Shuhang will get to live for more than three days, choose option C. If you believe that little friend Song Shuhang won’t be able to keep living for even one day, choose option D. If you feel that none of the above-mentioned options is correct, silently leave a like on this post.

There was also a short video attached to the post. In the video, little friend Song Shuhang was playing Senior Brother Gao Sheng’s role and beating up Venerable White, who was playing the role of the main character Ling Ye.

Song Shuhang was grinning fiendishly, and his actions were extremely cruel. Venerable White had a stubborn expression on his face and was lying on the ground, covered with cuts and bruises.

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator’s message quickly attracted the attention of cultivators in his friend list and bystanders alike.

As soon as Senior Northern River refreshed the page, he discovered that there were tens of likes and long replies below his post.

Fairy Nectarine: “D! D! D! Senior White was beaten up and reduced to such a pitiful state in that video; it truly hurts my heart to see him like that. Which sect does this little friend Song Shuhang belong to? I’ve never heard about him before!”

Daoist Priest Tosca Pear: “I choose A. Now then, did our Junior Sister Lychee also come over to participate in the shooting of the movie? Which role is hers?”

Sun Splitting Halberd Guo Da: [Picture of the head of a puppy being rubbed].

Sun Splitting Halberd Guo Da: [Picture of the head of a dog being furiously rubbed].

Sun Splitting Halberd Guo Da: “I quietly left a like on the post, the like is for little friend Song Shuhang. Unfortunately, I was busy with something and couldn’t come over to participate in the shooting of the movie. I even ended up missing this epic first act, that’s truly saddening! After all, this is a video of historical significance!”

Spirit Butterfly Island’s Liu Jianyi: “It’s too troublesome to choose an option, typing on the keyboard is also troublesome… I feel that shooting the movie is also quite troublesome. Seniors, when are you going to finish with the shooting of the movie? I have to book tickets for my teacher and Soft Feather at the cinema, that’s also very troublesome…”

Island Master Tian Tiankong: “I’ll choose B since Senior White seems to care a lot about little friend Song Shuhang. For this reason, I’ll give little friend Shuhang an extra second— I mean, an extra day of time. Speaking of which, it’s indeed regrettable; I missed the shooting of this first act as well. I’ll definitely go to see the movie when it’s screened, and I’ll bring all the disciples of the island as well.”

Vice-Island Master Tian Tianwei: “I choose D. I feel that it will be a miracle if little friend Song gets past the first day! My stupid elder brother, if not for the fact that you decided to suddenly practice that strange cultivation technique, we would have made it in time to participate in the shooting of the movie! It’s all your fault!”

Island Master Tian Tiankong replied to Vice-Island Master Tian Tianwei. “I’m sorry, Little Sister! That sudden idea I got turned out to be the wrong one.”

Dongfang Snow: “Dammit, True Monarch Yellow Mountain silenced me for one month, and I can’t write anything in the group. It’s making me feel very frustrated. Anyway, I choose C. I feel that little friend Song shouldn’t have too many problems surviving until the end of the shooting of the movie! After all, they’ll probably need three or more days to complete the shooting of this movie, right? In addition, have you guys already decided which soundtrack to use for the movie? If you haven’t decided yet, I strongly recommend the ‘Song of the Stupid Yellow Mountain’ that Doudou sang the last time. I’ve been listening to it in a loop for the past few days. It’s very catchy, and I can’t help but hum it every day.”

True Monarch Yellow Mountain said to Dongfang Snow, “Fairy Snow, do you think I won’t be able to see your message just because you are writing here? In addition, let me tell you something… it’s unknown for how long our little friend Song Shuhang will be able to live on, but you, Fairy Dongfang Snow, won’t live for long!”

True Monarch Yellow Mountain was very sad and depressed at this time. Fairy Dongfang Snow was originally a virtuous young woman, the type that liked to the rest her chin in her hand and gaze at the scenery outside the window. However, her personality had drastically changed after she joined the Nine Provinces Number One Group.

It was all Thrice Reckless’ fault, there was no doubt about it!

Dongfang Snow said to True Monarch Yellow Mountain, “Senior Yellow Mountain, I’m very sorry! However, the world of music should be free from censorship. Your actions are the same as breaking the wings of music!”

True Monarch Yellow Mountain faintly sighed and wrote: “Fairy Snow, you are still living close to the ‘Cleveland Volcano’, right? I just happened to be visiting a good friend of mine, and I’m not too far away from your position. Wait for me, I’ll be by your side in five minutes.”

This time, Fairy Dongfang Snow was scared for real. Therefore, she wrote hastily, “Senior Yellow Mountain, things weren’t supposed to go this way! Why did you happen to be so close to my position?! Senior, I’m very sorry! I’ll immediately delete all my recordings of the Song of the Stupid Yellow Mountain! Please forgive me!”

True Monarch Yellow Mountain said to Dongfang Snow, “Too late!”

Daoist Priest Pineapple: “Seeing Senior White wounded like that is truly heartbreaking. I choose D. I think that this little friend Song won’t be able to get past the night. In addition, @Northern River’s Loose Cultivator, where can I find this Song of the Stupid Yellow Mountain that Fairy Snow was talking about? I tried to look it up but couldn’t find anything.”

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator replied to Daoist Priest Pineapple, “I have no idea what you are talking about.”

Don’t try to involve me in this matter! I’m not Thrice Reckless Mad Saber or that shady fortune teller. There is no way I’ll reply to such a question!

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The content that the other seniors of the Nine Provinces Number One Group shared on their walls was very similar to that of Northern River’s Loose Cultivator.

Anyway… right at this time, little friend Song Shuhang’s whole body was petrified!

The one playing the role of Senior White’s rival on the stage was not the wooden figurine, but his main body…?!

The one that had been sitting next to Senior Northern River for the whole time was actually the wooden figurine that was supposed to act as his substitute?

What kind of joke was this?! It made no sense!

Regardless of how anxious he was, there was no way he would mistake his main body for the wooden figurine!

It was something impossible, just like a person confusing their real body with the character they were controlling in a game.

It was something that defied the principles of science and cultivation!

There was surely some kind of mistake!

But right at this time, Song Shuhang’s body slightly shook.

In the size-reducing purse within his clothes, that mysterious puppet of the Jet-Black Sect stopped emitting that strange light.

In the next moment, Song Shuhang’s perception returned to normality.

His face instantly turned deathly pale.

F*ck, the one I was controlling earlier was really my main body!