Cultivation Chat Group

Chapter 629: Dharma King Creation wants to start a live broadcast

Translator: GodBrandy Editor: Kurisu

After trying to switch the phone on, Sixteen slightly furrowed her brows. Then, she stretched out her hand and patted on the phone, using the ʼbattery charging techniqueʼ and successfully turning it on.

It was a small magical technique that Senior Thrice Reckless Mad Saber had developed. Nowadays, it was already widespread amidst the fellow daoists of the Nine Provinces Number One Group and their social circle. Actually, the fact that someone like Thrice Reckless Mad Saber had developed such a sophisticated small magical technique proved that people couldnʼt be judged by their looks. Who knew, perhaps death seekers were all born with great imagination and creativity.

After turning the phone on, Sixteen quickly swiped on the screen and opened the Nine Provinces Number One Group.

She looked through the chat logs of the group and started to scroll through the messages sent after she had gone into secluded meditation.

She got added to the group long ago under Su Clanʼs Sevenʼs recommendation. But given her personality, she didnʼt write much in the Nine Provinces Number One Group.

A lot of messages had been sent in the group during the past few months, but Sixteen didnʼt have the time to carefully read all of them. Therefore, she quickly scrolled through them, trying to get an understanding of the things that happened while she was away.

She discovered a lot of things after scrolling through the chat logs.

After the last time, when she had mailed herself to Song Shuhangʼs place... Shuhangʼs life had become very interesting and busy thanks to the seniors of the Nine Provinces Number One Group.

For example, Song Shuhang went to welcome the legendary True Monarch White while she was in deep meditation, going through a lot of events that made one unable to determine if they should cry or laugh.

Afterward came the mysterious island, the Grievance Settling Platform and the Chu Family, as well as the hand-guided tractor competition.

Then, a few days ago... Song Shuhang was sent into space.

Fairy Firefly sent him into space twice!

”...” Su Clanʼs Sixteen.

From the looks of it, Song Shuhang had it rather rough lately?

In addition, Song Shuhang had already reached the Second Stage Realm! That was quite fast. The first time Sixteen met him, he had just stepped on the path of cultivation and was trying to establish his foundation with Senior Medicine Masterʼs help.

In just a few months, he had officially become a cultivator.

Even if he has missed the best period to practice, his cultivation speed is incredibly fast. Sixteenʼs eyes lit up.

”I wonder when heʼll return from space.” Sixteen swiped on the chat interface of the Nine Provinces Number One Group.

She had decided to attempt to break through to the Fourth Stage Realm again by the end of this month. This time, she wouldnʼt fail!

She had been planning to meet Song Shuhang once again before trying to break through to the Fourth Stage Realm, but she hadnʼt expected that he was in space.

It didnʼt matter. She could meet him after transcending her tribulation. At that time, she could look for him with a flying sword directly and give him a surprise.

Just as Sixteen was in deep thoughts, someone sent a message in the Nine Provinces Number One Group.

Scholar Xian Gong: ”Today, I got so angry that I burst out laughing. Finally, someone that had real ʼblood of demodragonʼ decided to carry out a transaction with me. However, the sample of blood had the size of a thumb, and the demodragon was only of the Fifth Stage rank. This guy opened his mouth and asked for 300,000 spirit stones of the Sixth Stage. He must be crazy to ask for so many spirit stones! Or perhaps he was thinking that I was an idiot?”

Northern Riverʼs Loose Cultivator: ”300,000 spirit stones of the Sixth Stage? Thatʼs crazy.”

”Northern River, did you obtain any information from your side?” Scholar Xian Gong said, depressed.

Northern Riverʼs Loose Cultivator: ”Iʼm sorry, Senior Xian Gong. Although several cosmic demons landed on Earth lately, they were all low-level black demons of the Third Stage rank. If I manage to get some information about it, Iʼll immediately notify you.”

”Sigh... Northern River, please, keep paying close attention to this matter, alright?” Scholar Xian Gong sighed deeply. He felt that his luck had gone downhill since that nuclear explosion!

But right at this time, Venerable Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue said, ”Fellow Daoist Xian Gong, if you havenʼt managed to get your hands on the blood of demodragon in three months, contact me. Iʼll have a way to help you get some high-quality blood of demodragon at that time, and the price will be fair. However, the quality—and the price—might be quite high. Therefore, you have to prepare yourself mentally.”

Scholar Xian Gong sighed and said, ”Thank you, Fellow Daoist Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue. Iʼll keep searching, and if I canʼt find it within three months, Iʼll contact you.”

Had demodragons gone extinct recently? How come none of them landed as of late?

After Scholar Xian Gong finished sending his message, the group restored its calm.

Afterward, another fellow daoist popped up.

It was the ʼSoul Kingʼ Dharma King Creation.

Dharma King Creation: ”Is there any fairy maiden close to the Jiangnan area that can help me with something? @(Female Driver) Fairy Dongfang Six .”

Dharma King Creation: ”Eh? How come there are a few extra words before Fairy Dongfang Sixʼs nickname?”

Very soon, Fairy Dongfang Six also popped up and wrote: ”F******ck! Which bastard has changed my nickname again? Doudou, is this your doing?”

True Monarch Yellow Mountain appeared and wrote: ”It isnʼt Doudouʼs doing. Doudou ran away from home—quite far this time. He is in space, and there is no signal there. Therefore, it canʼt be him. Hehehe... Iʼve had his position locked onto since the very beginning. Iʼll go to catch him in a few days.”

”...” Fairy Dongfang Six.

Northern Riverʼs Loose Cultivator: ”Senior Yellow Mountain has switched to the dark side.”

True Monarch Ancient Lake Temple: ”Iʼve heard that True Monarch Yellow Mountain wants to marry Doudou to a man, is this real?”

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: ”Wahahaha! True Monarch is really awesome!”

Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman: ”Eh? Doudou is going to marry a man? But who is this man? Now then, has Senior Yellow Mountain switched to the dark side due to the song that Doudou sang during the hand-guided tractor competition the last time?”

Scholar Xian Gong: ”Which song?”

Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman: ”About this matter... itʼs better not to reveal it.”

Dongfang Snow: ”I know the song! That song was rather funny, actually. I searched it and listened to it just recently. Itʼs the ʼSong of the Stupid Yellow Mountainʼ that Doudou produced. Broadcasting that song was like adding the finishing touch to the hand-guided tractor competition. It wouldnʼt be an exaggeration to consider it as the soundtrack of the competition. That was true love! So funny~”

[System Notification: Dongfang Snow has been muted by the groupʼs founder, True Monarch Yellow Mountain, for 30 days.]

The last time, Fairy Dongfang Snow also got muted for one day because she started talking about the ʼSong of the Stupid Yellow Mountainʼ.

...But little did they know that she hadnʼt learned her lesson and dared to talk about the song even in front of True Monarch Yellow Mountain.

Medicine Master: ”Ahaha... that was funny!”

Medicine Master (Voice Message): Wait a moment! I wasnʼt laughing at you, Senior Yellow Mountain! I was laughing because of Fairy Dongfang Sixʼs nickname. Since Iʼm rather slow at finding the right letters, the message arrived just now. Donʼt mute me, please.”

”...” True Monarch Yellow Mountain. It was rather depressing to manage this group, should he consider disbanding it?

”Who was it then? Except for Doudou, who might be so bored to do something like this?” Fairy Dongfang Six said as she clenched her teeth. In addition, whatʼs the deal with this ʼfemale driverʼ? Women canʼt drive now? Do you really think I wonʼt run you over to death?!

In the faraway ʼResidence of Seventh Cultivator of True Virtueʼ, Venerable Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue suddenly had a bad premonition.

If the culprit wasnʼt True Monarch Yellow Mountainʼs Doudou, the only ones left where the problematic children at his place.

The jade white lion (Fourth Cultivator of True Virtue) and Fairy Maiden Jasmine (Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue) were more than capable of doing something of the sort.

Thereupon, Venerable Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue silently entered the lurking mode and didnʼt send other messages.

Dharma King Creation: ”Fairy Dongfang Six, letʼs return to the original topic. Are you close to the Jiangnan area right now?”

”What do you need?” Fairy Dongfang Six asked.

”I wanted to record a very interesting video. Therefore, I thought of looking for you and using a dancing scene starring you as the starting scene of the video. Given your wonderful dancing skills, itʼs surely going to be a hit! Iʼm currently in the newly built City of Cinema in the Jiangnan area. Theyʼve got a palace here that has rather distinctive qualities, and the Huahai Square is right in front of it. Since the City of Cinema hasnʼt started doing business yet, I booked all the area surrounding the palace and decided to shoot a video there,” Dharma King Creation said with a smile.

”You want to record a video and use my dance as the opening scene? Good, no problem. Iʼm less than one hour away from the Jiangnan area. Send me the coordinates; Iʼll immediately head there,” Fairy Dongfang Six replied. She would happily help with these matters that required next to no effort. In addition, she really liked dancing.

”Is there any other fairy maiden in the group that has free time and wants to join in the fun? There are several good songs as well, just waiting for someone to sing them. It would be better to have three fairy maidens sing this song together to make it more pleasant since three female singers were coordinating and singing together in the original one,” Dharma King Creation said.

At this time, Fairy Firefly replied, ”I have free time. Iʼm less than 40 minutes away from the Jiangnan area. Send me the coordinates.”

”Good, Iʼll send Fairy Firefly the coordinates,” Dharma King Creation said happily.

Su Clanʼs Sixteen looked at the chat logs and started pondering.

The Jiangnan area was the place where she had transcended her tribulation the last time. Afterward, she met Song Shuhang next to Jiangnan Univerisity Town.

It shouldnʼt be a bad experience to go there and take a look.

After pondering for a moment, Su Clanʼs Sixteen wrote: ”Senior Creation, count me in. However, it might take me some time to arrive. Seven isnʼt here today, and Iʼll need to drive a car to get there.”

After seeing that Sixteen had appeared, Northern Riverʼs Loose Cultivator immediately asked, ”Sixteen, how are your wounds?”

”Senior Northern River, thanks for your concern. The wounds the heavenly tribulation caused are almost healed 😊.” Sixteen sent a smiling emoji.

Dharma King Creation said happily, ”Sixteen, you donʼt need to drive a car. Iʼll come over to pick you up. Are you in the Su Clan at this time?”

”Yes 😄,” Sixteen replied with a smile.

”Wait for me. Iʼll immediately come over. If I go all out, it should take a little more than an hour for a round trip,” Dharma King Creation said happily.

With Sixteen and Fairy Firefly singing, added to Fairy Dongfang Sixʼs beautiful dance, they were going to attract a lot of people after the live broadcast had started!

Indeed, Dharma King Creation wasnʼt planning to record a video... he wanted to start a live broadcast! The Soul King felt that it was a bit boring to sing all alone. Since they were in an era where the Internet was widespread, he decided to sing live so that everyone could hear him!

However, he was well aware that he wouldnʼt attract many people if he were to start the live broadcast by himself. Therefore, Dharma King Creation thought of an ingenious plan.

”Is there any other fairy maiden that wants to participate and help me increase the numbers?” Dharma King Creation said.

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: ”Fellow Daoist Creation, do you need my help?”

”Fellow Daoist Phoenix Slayer wants to help? Thatʼs great. Your charm is surely going to be very effective. However... youʼll have to wear women clothing, is that fine?” Dharma King Creation said.

”Go and die!” Young Master Phoenix Slayer replied.