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As of today, Song Shuhang had not yet become that ‘reliable senior’ he envisioned in his own heart, and there was still much for him to learn on the path of becoming a true senior.

Therefore, even after achieving ‘transcendence and eternity’, he did not harbor any arrogance in his mentality.

However, in the eyes of others, Song Shuhang had already reached his own limits, and he did well—very well!

No one could have done better than Song Shuhang.

—Proving his Dao and becoming immortal, forcefully suppressing the Fourth Dark Heavenly Dao, and ultimately gathering the power of the Heavenly Daos throughout history to take the final step in proving his Dao.

And all this was accomplished within just one short year.

Song Shuhang had never truly considered how outstanding he appeared in the eyes of others.

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Therefore, Future Child was very clear.

Soft Feather in the year 2020 would inevitably grow up—even with Senior Spirit Butterfly’s protection, she couldn’t possibly maintain the same lively, naïve, and romantic disposition hundreds of years later.

Once her mentality matured with time to the stage that a woman should realize, she would find that among her peers in the myriad practitioners in the universe, there would be no second ‘Senior Song’.

Having spent a long time with Song Shuhang, she could play joyfully, enjoying private VIP treatments like ‘secret realm adventures’ and ‘random map exploration games’ to her heart’s content.

Perhaps… it was possible that from the beginning, she never had a choice.

But these words, Future Child would not speak.

After all, the current Senior Song had truly transcended and become immortal, towering above the Will of the Heavens.

The various troubles of Soft Feather in the year 2020 should be left for the omnipotent Senior Song to deal with himself.

With great power comes great responsibility, right?

It wouldn’t be right to have her, a Soft Feather dwelling in ‘the future,’ to worry about Soft Feather from the year 2020, would it?

She herself still needed to work hard!

At present, she was determined to become the Ninth Heavenly Dao of this era!

“Let’s go, Mister Song. The seniors from the ‘Nine Provinces Number One Group’ of this era have already made plans to gather, and they’re just waiting for you.” Future Child called forth the giant spirit butterfly, lightly hopped onto it, and waved to Song Shuhang.

“Be right there—I’m contacting Senior White. Right before we leave, I will distribute that gift for everyone.” Song Shuhang said with a smile, gracefully landing on the back of the giant spirit butterfly.

The spirit butterfly spread its wings and flew off into the distance.

“Oh, by the way, Mister Song. In this era, I rarely call you ‘Senior Song’ anymore,” said Soft Feather from atop the spirit butterfly. “Oh right… when I become the Ninth Heavenly Dao, occasionally, if I want to go to the year 2020, you can’t stop me, Mister Song.”

Song Shuhang: (⊙ω⊙)

I’m no longer ‘Senior Song’ then?

“Don’t worry, the moment I transcended and became immortal, the restrictions on you ‘tracing back’ to that era were lifted,” Song Shuhang replied with a smile.

“Hee~” Future Child beamed with a smile.

The giant spirit butterfly flapped its wings lightly, flying higher and higher.

Secretly, Song Shuhang turned his smiling face away from Future Child, rubbed his cheeks, and eased the tension in his facial nerves…

Future Child’s words hid too much information.

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The face that could talk made a myriad of reactions to these “messages” in an instant—and because too many facial expressions were needed, in that instant, his immortal facial nerves almost convulsed.

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After finishing the banquet with the seniors from the “Nine Provinces Number One Chat Group,” it was already late at night.

Song Shuhang magnanimously got all the seniors drunk.

While the seniors were sound asleep, Senior White began to surgically implant grains of “Immortal Sand” into the bodies of various members of the “Nine Provinces Number One Group.”

When it was Thrice Reckless Mad Saber’s turn, Song Shuhang suddenly became worried and said, “Senior White, do you think that after Thrice Reckless gets the ‘Immortal Sand,’ he might become even more terrifying than Senior Skylark? Will his mountain of spare parts in the future end up filling the entire world, or even clog up the myriad practitioners in the universe?”

The very thought of this made Song Shuhang tremble.

Imagine it—the whole Earth covered with layers upon layers of “Thrice Reckless’s spare parts.” And even if you flew into space, there would be countless “Thrice Reckless’s spare parts” floating around.

That would be more terrifying than the apocalypse!

The scarier thing is that Thrice Reckless might actually be able to pull it off!

He engaged in daily recklessness because he aimed to reach the degree of “recklessness without death.” But if he became someone who “could not be killed by recklessness,” who knows to what peak he might reach on his path of recklessness?

“Don’t worry,” Senior White comforted him. “My experiment has already taken into account the effects of Fairy Skylark’s ‘bone of eternity.’ So, every time before resurrecting, the leftover ‘Thrice Reckless spare parts’ will explode and turn into pure spiritual power, enriching the world. You don’t need to worry about polluting the world with ‘Thrice Reckless spare parts.’ On the contrary, the more Thrice Reckless dies, the more abundant the spiritual qi between heaven and earth will be.”

“That’s a relief,” Song Shuhang sighed in relief.

Otherwise, with folks like Fairy Skylark, Thrice Reckless Mad Saber, Senior Copper Trigram, Doudou, and others in the “Nine Provinces Number One Group” unleashing their firepower, it would take only three days to cover the Earth!

At the same time that Song Shuhang breathed a sigh of relief, the female giant turtle of disaster and her companions, who were hidden in the shadows, were also moved to tears and heaved deep sighs of relief.

—Just a moment ago, when Song Shuhang hypothesized about “Thrice Reckless’s parts filling up the world,” the giant turtle of disaster nearly despaired.

She felt suffocated just thinking about that scene.

Fortunately, the white-robed figure is so reliable!

Such worries were completely resolved.

After all the members had their “bone of eternity” implanted, Song Shuhang nodded in satisfaction.

“Are we leaving?” Senior Yellow Mountain suddenly opened his eyes and asked.

“Yeah, we’re leaving. But even though I’m leaving, in reality, I’m always with everyone, every moment. The me who has transcended is no longer limited by time or space—I am everywhere!” Song Shuhang declared handsomely.

Even if he took Senior White and left, his nature of being “everywhere” allowed him to remain with everyone in a way beyond the understanding of ordinary people.

When Senior Yellow Mountain heard this, far from being moved, he shakily pulled out a small medicine bottle from his coat pocket and, with a bit of unfamiliarity, poured out two pills and swallowed them.

Song Shuhang: ???

Senior Yellow Mountain’s reaction was not what he had imagined!

Could it be that to Senior Yellow Mountain, having the mighty Tyrannical Song around was fine, but Song Shuhang being “everywhere” was actually a headache?

“These are Hangover Medicine,” Senior Yellow Mountain explained at that moment, revealing a warm smile.

Then, Senior Yellow Mountain stood up and gave Song Shuhang a hug. “You’ve worked hard, Shuhang. It was supposed to be the responsibility of the future, but it was all placed on your shoulders in the past. I, as a senior, couldn’t even offer much help.”

“The one who should be grateful is me, Senior Yellow Mountain. Thank you for initially pulling me into the ‘Nine Provinces Number One Group’; thank you for not kicking me out right away; thank you to all the seniors in the chat group who have patiently and gently guided me in cultivation,” Song Shuhang said from the bottom of his heart. “It has been so wonderful to join the ‘Nine Provinces Number One Group!’”

Meeting such a group of special seniors—it has been wonderful indeed.

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