Chaos Heavenly Emperor Technique

The three-day deadline had arrived.

On this day, that Master Cheentian came over all cheerful, even putting on an outrageously gaudy, slut-red outfit. He stood in front of the mirror and sized himself up.

A face full of pits and craters, an alcoholic’s nose, a mouth of yellow teeth, all put together into one disgustingly ugly mug.

Yet this guy didn’t have a shred of self-awareness. He bared his teeth at the mirror for ages, then actually said happily, ”Damn, I’m handsome!”

These past few days, Master Cheentian’s mind kept replaying Lio Yunyan’s graceful figure and absolutely stunning face...

He even felt that other women had no flavor at all; only Lio Yunyan was his Goddess.

And today, not only would he get to possess this beauty, he could also become half an owner of Yuntian Commerce!

”Hahaha, what can I say, I was born handsome and have Talent for Alchemy. No wonder I’m able to stride to the Peak of life!”

After shamelessly bragging about himself for a long while, Master Cheentian finally led a few henchmen and swaggered his way toward the Lio Residence.

At last he reached his destination. Master Cheentian happily stepped forward to knock, and shouted ostentatiously, ”Open up, your future master is here!”

”So it’s Master Cheentian!”

The gate opened. The guard on duty saw it was Master Cheentian and quickly welcomed him in with a smile.

”Hmph hmph!”

Master Cheentian wore a look of supreme arrogance, snorted, and said coldly, ”I’m here for your young lady. The three days are up, you should be giving me an answer by now, shouldn’t you?”

Just then, Xiao Cui walked out from the inner courtyard. When she saw Master Cheentian, a trace of disgust flashed across her face, but she quickly hid it and instead put on a smile, hurrying up to greet him. ”Well if it isn’t Master Cheentian.”

”Oh?”

Master Cheentian looked Xiao Cui up and down. Though she was just a Maid, she was quite easy on the eyes, with a curvy figure and skin like cream. That instantly sent Master Cheentian’s thoughts wandering.

”Ahem, so you’re the Maid who serves Miss Yunyan!”

Master Cheentian actually remembered Xiao Cui, and a sleazy grin appeared on his face.

If he married Lio Yunyan, this pretty Maid would be part of the dowry and would belong to him too in the future!

Thinking of that, a gleam burst into Master Cheentian’s eyes. If looks could strip clothes, Xiao Cui would’ve been naked already.

Master Cheentian’s blatantly lecherous stare made Xiao Cui inwardly very displeased. She snorted lightly and, grinding her teeth, said, ”Master Cheentian, please come inside. Miss has something to take care of for the moment. Please wait for her in the Side Hall!”

”Good, good!”

Master Cheentian smirked. ”Having Miss Xiao Cui to keep me company is fine by me too!”

A chill ran over Xiao Cui’s whole body. She forcefully suppressed her disgust and squeezed out a smile. ”Please follow me, Master.”

Very soon, under Xiao Cui’s lead, Master Cheentian arrived at the Side Hall. Xiao Cui then set out some pastries and tea for him.

”Here, Master, please taste these pastries. I prepared them myself just for you!”

Xiao Cui softened her voice and threw him a sultry glance. Master Cheentian’s soul almost flew out of his body; he hurriedly grabbed the pastries and shoved them into his mouth.

In no time, Master Cheentian felt his guts twisting, his internal organs flipping over.

”Oww!”

Master Cheentian failed to hold it in—there was a loud blast, followed by an unbearable stench that instantly spread through the room.

”Cough, cough...”

Master Cheentian’s old face flushed red. He clamped his hands over his ass, indescribably embarrassed. ”M-Miss Xiao Cui, may I ask, in your Residence...”

”You mean the latrine?”

Xiao Cui pinched her nose and frowned. ”Out the door, turn right and then right again. When nature calls, Master needn’t feel awkward!”

”Heh heh...”

Master Cheentian forced out a couple dry laughs, then sprinted toward the latrine at a hundred-meter dash pace.

After that, with a ”crack-crack-bang-bang” of wild artillery fire, he finally felt somewhat relieved.

Just then he suddenly realized, he’d rushed out here in such a hurry, he hadn’t brought any paper!

As Master Cheentian was about to rummage through his Spirit Storage Ring to see if there was anything he could use as a substitute, a hand reached in from outside. A house servant passed in a silk kerchief.

”Master Cheentian, Miss Xiao Cui specially instructed us to give you this!”

As soon as Master Cheentian saw the kerchief, a smile spread across his face. Damn, the Lio Family really was filthy rich—they even used silk for wiping your ass!

No way!

He had to live it up, just this once!

”Heh heh, Miss Xiao Cui is so considerate! Thank her for me!”

Master Cheentian quickly took the kerchief and wiped his backside. Immediately, an incredibly intense sensation shot up from the ”ju” region straight to his brain.

Chili oil!

That’s right, the inside of the kerchief was smeared full of chili oil!

The burn...

”Oww, what the fuck!——”

Master Cheentian broke out in a full-body sweat. His legs went weak, and he almost failed to stay squatting. Luckily his reflexes were quick or he would have fallen straight into the pit.

Right then, he suddenly heard a loud boom. That’s right—the latrine exploded!

Someone had actually thrown explosives into the privy!

Boom, boom, boom, boom!

Explosions rang out in a chain!

Master Cheentian’s legs were jelly, his belly was cramping, and a certain part of him felt like it was on Fire. The blasts scared him so badly that he toppled straight into the pit.

Then he was blown until he was covered head to toe in filth!

”Damn it! You bitch, you played me!”

Even if Master Cheentian had been blinded by lust before, he was fully awake now.

It was obvious he’d been set up!

”Hahahahaha!”

Outside the latrine, Xiao Cui was laughing so hard she was bent double, almost unable to stand. ”You stinking toad, let’s see you try to set your sights on Miss again, you shameless piece of trash, you totally deserved this!”

Master Cheentian was so furious he was practically breathing Fire, but his diarrhea had left his limbs weak, and he was covered in filth, with absolutely no face left to show anyone. He cursed at the top of his lungs, ”You rotten woman, you remember this! I, your Master, will join the Jiuxiao Elixir Pavilion! I, your Master, will help Jiuxiao Elixir Pavilion crush your Yuntian Commerce completely!”

”You stinking toad, worry about how you’re going to climb out of the latrine first. Oh man, I can’t, hahaha! You’re killing me! From now on don’t call yourself Master Cheentian—change it to Master Latrine, hahahahaha!”

In the end, it was the steward Lio Zhong who came forward and kicked Master Cheentian and his henchmen out of the Lio Family.

”Heh heh heh!”

Watching Master Cheentian and his few henchmen slink away with their tails between their legs, Xiao Cui finally clapped her hands in satisfaction and snorted. ”If you dare come again next time, I’ll prank you to death!”

”Miss Xiao Cui, you’re vicious, I’ll give you that!”

Ling Feng had appeared to the side at some point.

With such a huge commotion in the Residence, it would have been hard for Ling Feng not to notice.

”Heh, it’s all thanks to that strong Diarrhea Elixir you gave me. Regular laxatives wouldn’t have worked on that stinking toad.”

Xiao Cui narrowed her eyes and smiled. As it turned out, two days ago she had begged Ling Feng to refine an Elixir with a powerful diarrhea effect for her. When Ling Feng learned it was to deal with the utterly disgusting Master Cheentian, he naturally didn’t hesitate and refined a pill for her.

That Master Cheentian might be an Alchemist himself and have some resistance to ordinary medicines, but unfortunately for him, he ran into Ling Feng—serves him right for being unlucky.