Chaos Heavenly Emperor Technique

Chapter 731: Chapter 732: Barely Managing, 80% Confidence! (1 more update)

”Elixir Demon, senior! Please stop jesting with your junior!”

Fung Wuheng truly felt an urge to die. Had it not been for the sake of refining the Heavenly Heart Nine Transformation Pill without fail, he would not have brought Ling Feng to seek out these two eccentric old monsters.

”Ah? Not allowed to mention wife, huh? Then that young lady must be your granddaughter-in-law, right? Your granddaughter-in-law is pretty too! Wonder if your grandson would lend her! Hehe...”

Elixir Demon held his fan, squinting his eyes, the two mung bean-like eyes fixating on Tuoba Yan.

”Sorry, I am not the grandson of Fung Taishang, and as for Miss Tuoba, though she is not my wife, she is not someone you can casually talk about borrowing!”

Ling Feng frowned. What kind of senior expert is this, with such foul speech?

Tuoba Yan bit her tender lip, rather surprised that Ling Feng dared to stand up for her in front of a Human Emperor level powerhouse.

”Young man, don’t be reckless!” He Yuanzhi turned her head to stare at Ling Feng and whispered, ”These two seniors are just quirky in temperament and mean no harm.”

”Yo! Here comes an interesting lad!”

Sword Obsession and Elixir Demon’s eyelids twitched violently, and suddenly, like chickens blooded, they swiftly ”swooshed” in front of Ling Feng.

That Sword Obsession, with his remaining one arm, wildly patted Ling Feng on the back and then burst out laughing, ”Good physique, suitable for learning blacksmithing with me!”

”Stinky blacksmith! Are you blind, you dog? This kid has Abnormal Fire, clearly suitable for learning alchemy with me!”

”Stinky alchemist, you know nothing!”

”You’re the one who knows nothing! You know dog fart!”

”Kid, learn blacksmithing with me!”

”Kid, learn alchemy with me!”

”...”

”...”

In the blink of an eye, Ling Feng was grabbed by the two old monsters, one pulling left and the other right, nearly tearing Ling Feng in half.

”Enough!”

Ling Feng fiercely shook them off and frowned, ”I will not learn anything, I am here to refine elixirs!”

Sword Obsession and Elixir Demon seemed to have some sense of measure, knowing that continuing their dispute might tear Ling Feng apart, they stopped further argument.

”Boring!” Elixir Demon huffed lightly, then sat back down and leisurely fanned himself.

”Disappointing!” Sword Obsession also picked up his Big Iron Hammer and started banging on his metal.

These two, truly odd and completely like two Old Madmen.

”Senior, about borrowing the Flame Valley Mysterious Spirit Tripod?”

Seeing Elixir Demon had calmed down, Fung Wuheng continued to speak about borrowing the tripod.

”Hmph!” Elixir Demon didn’t even lift his eyelids, ”Won’t lend a wife, why would I lend a tripod, roll, roll, roll!”

”Senior, this young friend Ling Feng doesn’t know the rules and has offended you, I hope you won’t take it to heart.”

Fung Wuheng sighed lightly. He had known Elixir Demon for decades, aware that his temper was odd, often spouting nonsense, but he was not really an evil person. Those earlier remarks were just jokes after all.

”Do you understand the rules?” Elixir Demon glared at Fung Wuheng and fixed his eyes directly at Ling Feng. ”Boy, did you say you’re coming to refine elixirs?”

”Yes!” Ling Feng straightened his spine, neither humble nor haughty.

”My rules are simple: the Flame Valley Mysterious Spirit Tripod does not refine low-grade elixirs!” Elixir Demon said with a face full of displeasure, ”Go back, you milk-nosed brat. What good elixir can you refine? Don’t dirty my Treasure Tripod!”

Ling Feng’s eyelid twitched; so this was the reason he was deliberately being difficult and refused to lend the Flame Valley Mysterious Spirit Tripod.

”And you, not a young man anymore, how can you be so heartless? Using the Flame Valley Mysterious Spirit Tripod for a junior’s practice? Are you asking for trouble? If it were that donkey with weak strength, it would be one thing, but if it were me, pressing you under an outhouse for at least ten years would be the least I’d do!”

Elixir Demon unleashed a barrage of curses, berating Fung Wuheng ruthlessly. Fung Wuheng couldn’t even retort and could only sigh lightly, preparing to take Ling Feng and leave.

Just as Fung Wuheng felt utterly despondent, Ling Feng stepped forward and said calmly, ”If you consider the Heavenly Heart Nine Transformation Pill as trash, I wonder what kind of non-trash elixirs you can refine, senior?”

”What did you say?”

The Elixir Demon’s eyelids twitched, and he abruptly sprang from his chair, leaning on an iron crutch, and ”clanking” his way back to Ling Feng.

”Boy, say that again!”

”My words are never repeated a second time. If senior’s ears are fine, you should have heard clearly,” Ling Feng stood with his hands behind his back, understanding that the more respectful you were to such a weird old creature, the more he treated you like you were worth nothing.

Such a personality, somewhat similar to Yan Cangtian, only they were more rebellious and unorthodox.

”Oh, you little brat, actually daring to speak to me like that!” Elixir Demon focused his gaze on Ling Feng, a formidable aura pressing down.

Ling Feng immediately unleashed his Sword Force, facing the Elixir Demon without yielding a bit.

”Hahahaha!”

After a moment, the Elixir Demon actually burst into loud laughter. ”Interesting, truly interesting! You little punk, I like your spirit!”

Elixir Demon circled Ling Feng with his crutch, ”Are you saying, you can refine the Heavenly Heart Nine Transformation Pill?”

”Yes!”

”Although the Heavenly Heart Nine Transformation Pill is of no use to me anymore, it is still an elixir used for breakthroughs to Human Emperor level, not low in grade, and besides it’s an Ancient Pill Recipe. It does qualify to use my Flame Valley Mysterious Spirit Tripod. But, you think you can refine the Heavenly Heart Nine Transformation Pill?”

Elixir Demon held up three fingers, then feeling it was too little, steeled himself and said coldly, ”Even I, along with the Flame Valley Secret Spirit Tripod, only have a fifty percent chance of success in refining the Heavenly Heart Nine Transformation Pill! What are your odds, lad?”

Ling Feng touched his nose, said lightly, ”I can’t say exactly, barely about eighty percent.”

”You... you...”

Elixir Demon’s crutch struck heavily on the ground, he stopped in his tracks, staring fixedly at Ling Feng’s eyes, ”Boy, aren’t you just talking big? Eighty percent? Who are you fooling?”

Elixir Demon felt his old face getting hot, admitting fifty percent was already boastful; without the Flame Valley Mysterious Spirit Tripod, he wouldn’t even have thirty percent confidence!

”To succeed or not, why not give it a try?” Ling Feng hinted with a tilt of his mouth, ”It just so happens, I too am curious to see just how wondrous this unparalleled Treasure Tripod spoken of by the senior really is.”

”Hmph!” Elixir Demon focused on Ling Feng, said coldly, ”After all that talk, don’t you just want to use my Flame Valley Mysterious Spirit Tripod?”

”What’s the matter, senior? Are you afraid I’ll refine the Heavenly Heart Nine Transformation Pill and make you lose face?”

Ling Feng raised his eyebrows slightly, a slight smile curving his lips.

”I... I... you... you rascal!”

Elixir Demon was momentarily at a loss for words, incoherent with rage.

Fung Wuheng and He Yuanzhi exchanged glances, it was the first time they had seen the old monster Elixir Demon, so infuriated by someone that he almost wanted to vomit blood.