Chaos Heavenly Emperor Technique

Chapter 337: Chapter 337: Not Even Qualified to Carry Shoes for This Divine Beast! (4 more)

”Ling... Young Master Ling, this black donkey...”

Yue Yunlan’s heart was utterly shaken.

She couldn’t imagine that a talking black donkey, oh no, a talking black donkey could apparently be a formidable being on her father’s level!

”Black donkey?”

The moment that despicable donkey heard ”black donkey,” it bristled and immediately sprang three feet high, glaring at Yue Yunlan and cursing loudly, ”You’re the donkey, your whole family is donkeys! Ptooey, ptooey, ptooey, you ugly freak, you think you’re worthy of being a donkey? How dare you insult a Divine Beast by calling it a donkey? I am a noble Divine Donkey!”

Yue Yunlan’s mouth twitched, feeling embarrassed. She really had never thought about becoming a donkey.

And besides, isn’t a Divine Donkey still a donkey?

Seeing someone bullying her young lady, Qiaoqiao immediately stepped in, hands on her hips, and said angrily, ”Aren’t you just a black donkey? Can’t you look in the mirror and see your big flat teeth, long ears, and donkey hooves! Clearly a donkey yet trying to walk like a human, why don’t you just fly to the sky!”

”Arf, arf, arf! You, an even uglier freak, have some nerve!”

The black donkey barked in rage. If it hadn’t been for Ling Feng, it would surely have given those two women a faceful of ”gold.”

”Clearly a donkey, yet you’re pretending to bark like a dog. You’re not a donkey, not a dog? Hey, what on earth are you?”

Qiaoqiao was indeed sharp-tongued, not falling short even when facing the despicable donkey.

”Ah ah ah!” The black donkey grew so angry that its mane stood on end, staring fiercely at Qiaoqiao, ”You ugly freak, even uglier than a sow, if you weren’t so ugly, I would have salted you and eaten you already!”

”Alright, alright.”

Ling Feng’s forehead darkened, and he quickly pulled away the black donkey, saying with a wry smile, ”Qiaoqiao, this is my Contracted Spiritual Beast, just call it Despicable Donkey.”

”Rubbish, it should be called Lord Divine Donkey!”

The despicable donkey immediately protested.

”Okay, Despicable Donkey, no problem, Despicable Donkey.” Qiaoqiao was intentionally sparring with the despicable donkey, infuriating it and making it hop with rage.

The Lord Divine Donkey, who had swaggered across many places and was unmatched in its pettiness, finally met its match, barely bested in a war of words.

While the conversation here was heating up, the Scaled Demon Princess, under the oppressive aura of the Half-step Demon Emperor level beast, lay on the ground, unable to move or even muster the strength to escape.

”Hmph, I refuse to talk to an ugly freak like you, it lowers my status!”

The despicable donkey crossed its, oh no, crossed its hooves in front of its chest, turned its head away, and catching sight of the Scaled Demon Princess, it sneered with a grin, ”Tsk tsk tsk, you’re like a little dried fish, aren’t you!”

The Scaled Demon Princess’s eyelids twitched furiously; after all, she was the princess of the Scaled Demon Clan, yet she was being called ”little dried fish” by a despicable donkey!

But in front of a Half-step Demon Emperor, this was no time to talk about dignity.

”Half... Half-step Demon Emperor, this humble one didn’t know you were protecting that gentleman and was disrespectful, please... please spare my life, Lord Demon Emperor, and the entire Scaled Demon Clan will be eternally grateful.”

”What Demon Emperor or not, how can they compare to a single hair from this Divine Beast?” That despicable donkey was still displeased, cursing and muttering, ”If I recover all my strength, a Demon Emperor? They wouldn’t be worthy to carry my shoes!”

”Ye... yes...”

The Scaled Demon Princess clearly didn’t believe it, thinking the donkey was just boasting. In the entire Eastern Spirit Domain, there were only a few Demon Emperors, not worthy of even carrying its shoes.

Could it be a Demon Emperor?

Just, the Scaled Demon Princess had never heard of any Demon Emperor who looked like a black donkey.

However, she naturally didn’t dare to question the black donkey at this moment, but cautiously said, ”Lord Divine Donkey, as long as you spare my little demon life, I am willing to hand over all my wealth to you.”

”Pfft, what good things could you possibly have on you?”

The black donkey snorted derisively, a white puff of steam blowing from its nostrils. Suddenly, it noticed the Star Treasure in the Scaled Demon Princess’s hand and grinned, ”That ball of yours looks fun. Give it to this Divine Beast, and then you can scram!”

”Yes!”

The Scaled Demon Princess clenched her silver teeth tightly, that black donkey sure knew how to choose, directly wanting to claim the holy object of the Scaled Demon Clan!

But, in order to trade for her little life, the Star Shining Spirit Pearl could only be relinquished with a bow.

The black donkey beckoned with a hoof, snatched the Star Shining Spirit Pearl, opened its big mouth, swallowed the pearl into its belly, and immediately smirked, ”Alright, you can bugger off now.”

”Tha... thank you, Lord Divine Donkey.”

The Scaled Demon Princess felt as if she had been pardoned, quickly scrambling away from the place, not daring to look back even once.

However, in her heart, she was certain that Ling Feng must be a mysterious bloodline of the Three-headed Demon Flood Dragon Clan, just disguised as a human, hiding within human realms, executing some mysterious mission.

Otherwise, if he truly were human, how could he possibly let go of a demon?

Regarding this point, one could only say that the Despicable Donkey itself was also of the Demon Clan, thus naturally not bent on exterminating its own kind.

”Despicable Donkey, why did you let that Scaled Demon go!” Qiaoqiao asked with a frown.

”Hmph, when this Divine Beast acts, is it your place to interfere?” the Despicable Donkey swung its hoof at Qiaoqiao, saying irritably, ”You ugly freak, don’t talk to this Divine Beast!”

”Ling Feng, look at your Spirit Pet! It’s so uncouth!” Qiaoqiao huffily went to Ling Feng to complain.

Ling Feng shrugged his shoulders, ”I can’t control this Despicable Donkey either. Oh well, letting that Scaled Demon Princess off is no big deal, since none of us really suffered any losses, right?”

”Hmph, only you would think that way. Humans and the Demon Clan are sworn enemies to the death,” muttered Qiaoqiao under her breath.

”Oh? In that case, should this Divine Beast also kill you?” The black donkey’s eyes flashed coldly, glaring intently at Qiaoqiao.

A Half-step Demon Emperor level presence unfurled, instantly sending shivers down Qiaoqiao’s spine, almost causing her to collapse.

Perhaps, even the Despicable Donkey itself had not realized that, deep in its heart, there was a bias towards its own kind.

This was the first time Ling Feng had seen the black donkey get serious, so he stepped forward, patted its shoulder, and said lightly, ”Alright, black donkey, Qiaoqiao didn’t mean it like that.”

”Pfft!” The black donkey’s face changed in an instant, bursting into laughter, ”Kid, you were fooled by this Divine Beast, weren’t you? With my unattainable realm, how could I possibly get mad at a human woman who’s uglier than a pig? Gagagaga...”

The black donkey laughed uproariously, its laughter turning into a duck’s quack.

Ling Feng was speechless, the unbearable insolence of this Despicable Donkey always caught him off guard.

”Alright, thank you for coming to help this time. You can go now, I’ll find you if there’s anything in the future,” Ling Feng said indifferently.

To be honest, he didn’t feel having the Despicable Donkey around all the time was a good thing. At the very least, if the beast discovered Yan Cangtian’s Spiritual Medicine Garden, given its greedy nature, it would certainly devour all the Spiritual Medicines in an instant.

Ling Feng was absolutely certain of that.