Chaos Devourer System: My Classless Ascension

Chapter 472: Chapter 470:Let the trials begin.

Five days later...

The warm rays of the morning sun filtered through the blinds of the room we were in as my eyes slowly opened to a brand-new day.

Feeling the weights pressing upon my body, I couldn’t help but let a small smile grace my lips.

”Ahh... this is the life.” I sighed in satisfaction as I peered down at the bodies currently still sleeping on top of me.

White hair. Blonde hair. Green hair.

Nyssara. Elira. Terra.

The three beauties looked absolutely stunning as their faces held peaceful expressions, the morning sun bathing their figures in a dreamy, divine-like glow.

It had been a bit difficult to get Nyssara into sleeping comfortably with all three of us—me, Terra, and Elira—but I was nothing if not opportunistic.

I had used my win on our bet to force the blue-skinned beauty into putting away her inhibitions and getting into bed with us.

Nothing happened. Get your mind out of the gutter.

”But you wished something happened, didn’t you?” Shaia teased.

”I more so wish you and that shy spirit had joined me instead.”

”Tehehehehe... in time, my love. Let the princess get comfortable first. Unlike Terra and the others, she won’t be able to see me since she’s not linked to your soul and isn’t a conceptual being yet.”

”Hold up! Those linked to my soul can see you?”

”Didn’t I tell you?”

”No, you didn’t.”

”Well, they can.”

”So, why can’t the girls see you? They’re bonded to me, are they not?”

”Ahh... that’s not the type of link I mean. What I mean is they become a literal part of your soul like Terra, Elira, and Sana here. If you can make each woman like that, then that orgy might just be yours, tehehehehe...”

That did it, alright.

My body woke up fully the moment I heard those words. Now I couldn’t wait for the girls to wake up. So that was the solution all this while? And I hadn’t done it earlier?

”Why do I feel like you didn’t tell me on purpose?”

”Because you’re a pervert that gets active after hearing about an orgy?” Trust Sana to point out the obvious.

”Don’t worry. I’ll soon crack that hard exterior of yours, and after I do, I’m cracking you.”

”Bas... BASTARD!!! How can you... how can you be so... so... so shameless!!!”

”Humph! Just prepare yourself for me.”

”I swear I’ll kill you... I swear it!!!”

”Hmm... big brother?” The groggy voice of little Lucien successfully pulled my mind away from the furious and embarrassed tower spirit.

”Hey there, kid. Finally up?”

”Umm...”

”Enjoyed your sleep? You successfully waylaid big brother once again. I hope you’re happy.”

”Hehehehehehehe... don’t be mad, big brother. Lucien just likes sleeping together, eheheheh!!” The little kid’s laughter made it impossible to be frustrated even if I wanted to be.

As for why there was a reason to be frustrated? Well, like my lovely Shaia had stated, it was impossible to have three ravishing beauties in my bed for nights without thoughts popping into my head, yet unfortunately, the little man had decided to be the party pooper that slept over every single night.

In all my life, I didn’t think a kid would be the reason I’d be getting blue-balled so harshly.

”Hmmmm...” The ladies began stirring awake as their eyes fluttered open.

”Master?” Elira.

”Right here, you troublesome girl.”

”Hehehehe...”

Smooch~~

At least I received morning kisses every day, so that’s a plus.

”Good morning~~”

”Morning to you too, Elira.”

”Husband?”

”My lovely planet wife, give your husband a kiss.”

”No... wait... ahh—” Terra’s protests were shut down as my lips locked hers in a tender kiss.

She had at least allowed me this little pleasure since I couldn’t yet take her completely.

As for the last one,

”I told you I already knew how this was going to end, didn’t I?” I could only assume that I had the most shamelessly flirtatious smirk on my face as the blue-skinned beauty turned beet red.

”So? Come give ’benefactor’ a kiss. Let me benefit properly.”

”You... you’re quite shameless, you know that?” The blue-skinned beauty was finally realizing the trap she’d fallen into. Unfortunately,

”You’re right. And there’s nothing you can do about it.” I pulled her close, her chest squishing against mine as a strap on her silk nightgown fell, a gorgeous amount of her beautiful breast almost spilling out.

”Kyaa—” Yet before her scream could leave her, I’d already locked her lips with mine as we shared not our first kiss, but one of many, relishing in the bliss of morning intimacy, until,

”EWWWWWWW!!!! Hehehehehe!!! Big brother is always eating the big sisters’ faces every morning!! Hehehehehehe... so gross... so gross...” The little man began laughing and prancing through the air, his tiny hands failing miserably to cover his eyes as they spread wide open on his face.

”Oii!! What do you mean by ’eating their faces?’ I do no such thing.”

”Nuh-uh... Lucien has caught big brother more than once... eheheheheh... big brother likes eating women’s faces... so gross... so gross.”

”Oii!! Get down here and say that to my face!!”

”Ahhhhhh!!!! Noooo!!!! Don’t catch Lucien!! Big brother bad!!!”

”Get down here and I’ll show you how bad I can be, you brat!! Dare to cockblock me!!!”

”AHHHHH!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!! Hehehehehehe!!!”

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”Hey! It’s today! I’m so excited!!! I wonder how they’re going to do it!?”

”Me too! I hope it’s not some secret realm hunt or anything like that!!”

”Yeah. I prefer a hot-blooded battle between passionate geniuses. Let’s see who’s truly a genuine protégé and who’s a pretender.”

”Yeah, you say that like you have any hopes of getting in.”

”Oii!! Who said that??”

”I did!! Fight me if you can!!”

”Courting death!!!!”

BOOOOMMM!!!

The excitement in the air was palpable as we finally made our way towards the venue for the trials of the Spirit Ascension Sect.

Energetic participants were everywhere, either discussing, arguing, or getting into fights before the show even began.

It was my very type of chaos, and I couldn’t wait to see how different or similar to regular tropes this one was going to be, especially after what happened five days ago.

”You think she’ll react?” I asked, amused.

”How would we know? You’re the one who seems to have some supernatural knowledge about the events here.” Salazar shrugged, hands behind his head.

”It would be cool if she reacted though. Might give me a chance to punch that face of hers. Let’s see what she looks like behind that veil.” Paku, violent as ever, was still only thinking about hitting stuff.

”It’s exactly because you have thoughts like these that I’m sure no female chipmunk has ever fancied you. Imagine entertaining thoughts about punching a woman in the face, tsk tsk.” Malachi seemed to have taken a keen interest in annoying the furball lately, as his words were quite pointed.

”Monkey... you’re really testing me. I hope for your sake we don’t encounter each other in this trial.”

”Furball, I hope we do. My staff has been itching to clobber your head in for quite some time now.”

Well, looks like the two were quite excited about the event.

”Big brother! Can Lucien participate too?”

”Participate in what?”

”In whatever you guys are going to do.”

”Can you fight?”

”Ehhh!! Of course, Lucien is the bestest fighter here.”

Listening to the little guy’s words, I couldn’t resist the urge as I poked his forehead violently.

”Ahhh!!! My head...”

”Yeah, no. I don’t think you can fight, little man.”

”Hic... hic...”

”Ehh? Oh... no...”

”UWAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!”

””””DANTE!!!!””””

”DANTE!!!”

All the girls, even the usually quiet and blushing Nyssara, stood at attention the moment the little one burst out crying. I didn’t even know what hit me as I was sent flying sideways, a golden light flashing right where I had once stood, Elira and Terra both appearing to soothe the crying child.

”Ahh... such a fickle world.”

Give women one crying child and they turn their backs on you.

Let this be a lesson to all of you: don’t trust women, haaa...

...

...

”Everyone, I welcome you to this trial for the outer court exams of my Spirit Ascension Sect. I am Lin Luo Yao, a grand elder of the sect, and I shall be your overseer for this part of the tests. You have my sincere gratitude for holding my sect in such high regard that you lower yourselves to partake in our tests.

I assure you, qualified or not, the sect shall not look down on any of you, for you are the pride and glory of our high planar galaxies. So stand proud and stand confident, for THIS IS YOUR TIME!”

OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

The coliseum-like building we found ourselves in erupted in deafening cheers as the gathered participants and audience roared in excitement.

I had to give it to the woman; she definitely knew her way with words, making the entire place feel good about themselves.

If not for the fact that I could, even now, still feel her venomous gaze locked onto our group, I might’ve been convinced of her sincerity.

As for why she was looking at us murderously? Well, could it be any other than the fact that I’d wiped out her assassins and turned them into martial spirits?

I hadn’t bothered to invoke any aspect of oblivion since I wanted her to remember, I wanted her to know, and I wanted to see what her next move was.

So now that we were here, it was time to see what an aggrieved elder could do. Let’s see if this world holds true to its reputation once again, I thought silently as both my internal monologue and her words echoed in quiet synchronicity,

”Heh! Let the trials begin.”

”LET THE TRIALS BEGIN!”

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A/N: Well, you heard what he said. Let the trials begin, ahahahahaha... oh and as always,

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