Card Apprentice Daily Log

Date- 3 April 2321

Time- 22:04

Location- Sun Blossom City Outskirts, unknown area, Fine Gold Carrier Floater

After a small meet and greet all the other leaders i.e my calamity daughter gems returned to their carrier floaters. Right now tensions were high it was important to show the troops that everything is going to be fine as they do as they were and follow their leaders. Promises of riches and rewards can only do much, managing the morale of the troops was important so that they know that they would be alive to get the riches and rewards that were promised to them. So after putting on a show for the troops my calamity daughter gems returned to their posts.

“Diana- Cindy I will be taking my leave now. Wait for my signal and make sure no more mistakes are made in my absence,” My word would not be clearer, Diana was no longer in charge of the mission, Cindy was. Yes, I said I was going to get to the punishment part after the mission but there had to be some kind of consequence for them to know that mistakes will not be tolerated and will be dealt with swiftly.

“Yes, boss. We will be awaiting your signal,” Cindy said enthusiastically feeling as if this was where her raise would begin though it was a pity that she would be stepping on her friend for her rise.

“Congrats Cindy, and Jaya don’t feel down. At least you did manage to make Cindy’s day,” Diana congratulated Cindy and did not forget to take a sarcastic dig at her younger sister.

“How could you say that? You have no idea what I am going through,” Jaya yelled at her sister for her sarcastic remarks.

“Girl, I have been through adolescence too. Despite going through all that, I could lay the foundation for the current Fine Gold Empire fending off the circle. And look at you, you managed to put waste to my days of ass kissing within minutes. You have no idea what I am going through right now,” Diana did not take pity on her younger sister and for the first time she felt that despite all the crazy up bring she put Jaya through somehow her younger sister ended up becoming a spoiled rotten entitled snobbish bitch.

“Hey, you two cut it out. You guys are being too loud. Your voice may attract the city guards attention,” Cindy decided to lord her new title on the two Keith sisters.

“I get what you are doing but can you be more realistic? We are about several miles from the city wall, even if we were to scream they will not be able to hear me,” Diana said, seeing the authority of the title already get to Cindy’s head.

“Correct me if I am wrong, but isn’t that the whole point of this?” Cindy pointed out that being unreasonable and unrealistic was one of the fun ways to abuse authority.

“Yes, I do miss the days when I would make you return the coffee saying it was too hot just for the fun of it and because I could. I don’t blame you,” Glazing at the starry night sky Diana reminisced about the days when Cindy was still her most loyal subordinate.

“Now that we are having a heart-to-heart, let me get this off my chest, I would spit in your second coffee whenever you returned the first one saying it was too hot,” Cindy too glanced at the night sky and reminisced the past when Diana thought that she was her most loyal subordinate.

“You, bitch,” Diana cussed while continuing to gaze at the Starry night sky.

“Yes, bitch,” Cindy cussed while mesmerized by the twinkling night sky.

“Cindy, tell me you weren’t lying when you threatened to spit in my food,” Jaya who heard the frankness of her sister and Cindy suddenly asked.

“If it makes you feel better, yes I was lying. And I never used your toothbrush to clean the toilet,” Cindy’s eyes never left the twinkling stars in the night sky as she responded to Jaya.

“I should have known better when my new toothbrushes got worn out within a day of use,” said Jaya, then mimicking her sister and Cindy’s line of sight she decided to come clean about the stuff that weighed her heart, “The reason why your diet soda’s are so sweat because I have been injecting uni-horn monster goat’s piss to it.

“I should have known better as there is no way a diet soda could be so sweet and when I felt a hint of sugarcane juice with every sip of the diet soda,” Cindy continued to look at the night sky remembering that uni-horn monster goats were popular for being one of the few herbivorous monsters and were considered to be very aggressive towards other races. Then she suddenly added, “No wonder I craved diet soda whenever I visited the uni-horn monster goat dungeon. Now, I feel thirsty whenever I smell uni-horn monster goat. There were too many tell signs how did I miss them.”

“Don’t blame yourself, studies show that uni-horn monster goat piss is addictive,” Jaya comforted Cindy while trying to count the number of stars in the night sky.

“Which deviant had the free time to conduct studies on uni-horn monster goat urine?” Cindy asked

“I did,” Jaya responded not bothered by Cindy labeling her as deviant as she was not the one who drank or got addicted to uni-horn monster goat urine.

“You, bitch,” Cindy cussed

“Yes, bitch,” Jaya responded to Cindy in Cindy’s own words.

“Is that why you insisted on spending a fortune to get the uni-horn monster goat summons card,” Diana asked Jaya.

“Yes,” Jaya replied feeling that the stars in the sky were beautiful, particularly tonight.

“I remember calling you dumb baby, you making a big fuss about it then storming out and returning with the uni-horn monster goat summons card. You went through all this trouble because I called you dumb baby?”

“Yes, yes I did.”

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